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Todd Bowman
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a good laugh about this one so I thought I had to share. I just can't pass this one up.

Dear Friend,

I am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Dafur-Sudan.

On the 21st day of January 2010, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Dafur here in Sudan.After Immediate intervention, we captured three(3) of the Terrorists,twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels and took us to a cave in that Area which served as their camp.Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.
I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Sudan.

I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business.

Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mis


Email: (Mabey later, he's all mine for now)
Kind Regards,

Dr Andrew Martins

Nuclear weapons huh? Think He'd be willing to sell em?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's gold, I would love the chance to buy a Nuke from this guy!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK There is a lawyer who will be lurking, waiting for the day you post his e-addy, he's more interested in the Colombian Marching Powder....

Did he mention how many kilos ? price ?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Offer to buy the nukes. I don't suppose your name could be mistaken for Iranian-sounding, could it? (Not that this yutz'd likely know the difference) Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.

They counted all of that?! Wow! That's a sure sign of intelligent junior officers. I bet they were up all night doing lines. :yikes: Rolling Eyes

Brilliant! If you want to share him, I'm always up for a nuke. A purple one, yes, it must be purple. Twisted Evil And I love this part too:
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I am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Dafur-Sudan.


and then:
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In the process of torture they confessed


Now that's peacekeeping, yessiree. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, very familiar script...

http://www.scamorama.com/dane_james.html

... although in moving the locale to Sudan another $16 million got added.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got the same mail yesterday, hadn't even got to reading it yet from my catcher account. Might need to give it some attention.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's a Doctor, and he tortures people? Isn't that against the Hippocratic Oath? Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ no because he vowed to be a hypocrite instead, something was lost in translation.-

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

15%? I wouldn't even consider helping for less than 50%.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's one (1) funny letter. Laughing

Let us know how it goes.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another 'Quentin Ladentino' for the genus collection.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a little worried about doing this one. I wanna set up a whole elaborate farce to buy the nuke, but I don't want a visit from mysterious "agents". I'd imagine if the government's doing it's job something like this should set off every red flag at the NSA. Of course something this illegal and sensitive will require extreme (rediculous) discretion. I'll be sure to post.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.

Jeez, I'm trying to work out how long that would take. Do soldiers carry around automated counting machines? If not, 3 of them countng 2 x $100 bills per second solid counting (without rest/toilet breaks) it would take 2.7 days. Normal work hours would take 8 days. And as lads are quite lazy and never do more than 30 mins work per day answering e-mails would take 129 days.
My maths is crap so all measures are guestimates Wink

"junior intelligent", don't you mean 'less intelligent', which would make them "complete and utter morons" to you the superior "utter moron" Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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From: Dr Andrew Martins <[email protected]>
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Subject: VERY CONFIDENTIAL (GET BACK TO ME ASAP}
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Dear Friend,=0A=0AI am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Missis=
sippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace =E2=80=93keeping mis=
sion in Dafur-Sudan.=0A=0AOn the 21st day of January 2010, we were alerted =
on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far f=
rom Dafur here in Sudan.After Immediate intervention, we captured three(3) =
of the Terrorists,twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.=0A=
=0AIn the process of torture they confessed being rebels and took us to a c=
ave in that Area which served as their camp.Here we recovered several guns,=
bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains =
nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to =
my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of=
my junior intelligent officers counted them.=0AI however instructed them t=
o keep this in high secrecy.=0A=0AI am in keen need of a =E2=80=9CReliable =
and Trustworthy=E2=80=9D person like you who would receive, secure and prot=
ect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment e=
lapses in here in Sudan.=0A=0AI assure and promise to give you 15% of this =
fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percenta=
ge in this business.=0A=0APlease assure me of your keeping this top most se=
cret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mis=0A=0A=
=0A Email: [email protected]=0A=0AKind Regards,=0A=0ADr Andrew Martins



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got this bloke Tuesday

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Hello Dr Martins,
I think I may be able to help you out with your problem. I would be
quite pleased to know if you still have the cocaine


Missed out!!!

Quote:
Dear Jeo,
Greetings to you and your family.Thanks for your reply,The drugs and guns where no longer with us as it was taken to the headqurters,


Oh well got another one that found a heap of heroin and I'm not that fussy what I sell Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sent me something along the same lines. The "nuclear weapons" had been taken to headquarter. damn. guess he doesn't wanna go off script. I wonder if he knows what a nuke is? too bad.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the key phrase here is "junior intelligent officer" i think there is an oxymoron in there somewhere.

Lots of great opportunities to bait with that one.

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