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JumpinJayJay
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

my favourite excerpts:

Quote:
MY NAME IS RV MARK

(Hi RV! yeah I know he's trying for Reverand, but to me he's RV from now on)

Quote:
COMPANY OR INDIVIDUAL THAT CAN BE ABLE TO HANDLE A CONTRACT SUPPLY PROJECT OF 2 (TWO MILLIOM )PIECES OF T SHIRTS FOR THE
GHANA PRISON SERVICES (NPS) AND CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE SPREAD OF HIV/AIDS,TO THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HELTH.

AND OTHER ITEMS FOLLW:

1.} Hospital equipment
2. Elevator Laughing
3.Laboratory Equipment
5.T-shirt/FACE CAPS
6. computers
7. Medical / surgical equipment
8. swemming michen W...T...F?
9.fire extinguish


and then right down the bottom...
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PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ANY PERSON WHO CAN BUYER GOLD DUST I HAVE FOR SALE.

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luckily, I do have someone that can help supply combination t-shirt / FACE CAPS Laughing
and as for gold... well, I have a company that deals solely in gold! I love this sport Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I recall a lad looking for 2 million mailing labels for the Haiti disaster, and someone in the biz said it would take several trucks (in RL) to deliver such a thing. Imagine 2 million pieces of tshirt Shocked Very Happy

Now, if he needs an elevator, I keep one handy and ready with a fire extingush, right behind the empty trunk boxes and next to the swemming michen. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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8. swemming michen


swimming machine, perhaps?

From Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swimming_machine

Is a small pool with 'waves' you swim against.

Maybe needs the water shipped? How much? What percentage of chlorine needed?

#4 is missing from that list, I think you need to add one in, something interesting, of course.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JJJ, as Merry noticed, #4 needs some help

4/ 5,000 enema bags and hoses

4/ 100,000 condoms (well it is for a prison)

4/ 5,000 blow up female dolls

I was going to mention goats, but lets be nice.

Can we have a poll for #4?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

5,000 backpacks, which will be fitted for rescue goats to carry all of the supplies listed? Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My guess is that it's a sewing machine your lad's blathering on about. I do prefer the swimming machine myself

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

irishemigrant wrote:
Can we have a poll for #4?

Of course.

1. 5,000 enema bags and hoses
2. 100,000 condoms (well it is for a prison)
3. 5,000 blow up female dolls
5. 5,000 goats (I am not a nice person.)
6. 5,000 flamethrowers (that fire extinguish has to be for something!)
7. 5,000 empty boxes ("I swear there were useful items in there before!")
8. 5,000 playpen balls.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

day-um... I didn't even notice 4) was missing! I will definitely have to add something in there Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about 5,000 Korean bibles? Flower arranging books? Strait jackets?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree that the prisoners need something to read, something usefull: http://www.amazon.com/Safety-Numbers-Safer-Sex-Gay/dp/0415909317

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sleepless and I called a "T-Shirt Scammer" last year. He wanted a sample of one of our shirts sent for "approval" before he would order the whole lot.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159139

We had a couple other suggestions for him, too. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As for #4 I have a couple of suggestions:

1,000 trebuchets
5,000 stirrups
100,000 shellac records
30,000 units of Windows 3.11 (or how about the crickett manager for Amiga)
10,000 random shindogus
10,000 curse missiles (pun intended; for the religious ones)
700,000 used thongs
10,000 cans of whoop-ass

Or ask him if wife beaters will be acceptable instead of t-shirts.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Was just trying to think up an apporpriate Genus for this guy.
I was thinking,

The Randomizer: Sends out scam orders for lists of items that appear to be completely random hoping they might hit on at least one of them.


Also for #4:
2 Billion "Winking" Jesus Statues .. yes I said WINKING you dirty people!!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

irishemigrant wrote:
JJJ, as Merry noticed, #4 needs some help

4/ 5,000 enema bags and hoses

4/ 100,000 condoms (well it is for a prison)

4/ 5,000 blow up female dolls

I was going to mention goats, but lets be nice.

Can we have a poll for #4?

How about 5000 Love Ewes? (Not NSFW, but you may get strange looks)

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