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 Chen, the robot is back

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember Chen Wink

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=170709

The lad doesn't want to work with a robot Evil or Very Mad

Chen:
Quote:
It is a bit difficult to give my pelsonal infolmation. You see I'm a lobot constlucted by my boss who is impailed.
I do all the business and money wolk fol him.
i hope you don't mind that I'm a lobot, I am conected to the computel sil and talk to the keyboald. Wele flom Chinese lepublic.


Lad:
Quote:
I can't do business with a robot.
Thanks and bye


Chen:
Quote:
Why is that? What do you have against me?
I found this vely lacist language of youls. I am capable of doing business like anyone else sil.
My boss has lots of money and is alway intelested in investol business like plopelty and othel sil.


Lad:
Quote:
Then i want you to tell your boss about me and the business i contacted him for ok


Chen:
Quote:
My boss is awale of youl business and he instlucted me to act on his account.
My boss had an accident and is disabled and can't speak. That's why I take cale of all his financial business.
Thanks fol undelstanding sil!


A bit later at the payment stage Chen is instructing the lad to use S3curity Shield. After his first session (70 minutes) he complains and Chen instruct him to try again.

Chen:
Quote:
Deal Hally,

I contacted the people of the system and they say that when you log in one of theil opelatols selects questions.
When the opelatol is happy with youl answels then they give you the infolmation.
You ale chatting with a leal pelson thele.
They have told me that I must tell you that you tly again.


He spends another hour and gets system errors Very Happy
Then comes some siggy material Laughing

Quote:
Listen chen,
I am too big to be going through all this jokes ok.
I can't try that again, i do as you said again , but after spending almost an hour answering the question i was being ask all of a sudden they again wrote that an error have occur as what they do the first time.
I will never repeat this again, listen i havec many things to do with my time.
If you know you can't make it by finding some one a human being to go and send the money through western union office with this information below,then forget about this business,that is why i said earlier i don't want to continue with you when you said you are a robot.
You are playing with my intelligent, and i will not allow you do that any more send the money to western union office and send me the proper payment information or forget about this transacvtion ok.


I let him cool off for a couple of days Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am too big to be going through all this

uh huh, clearly not or you wouldn't still be here, LOSER Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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You are playing with my intelligent


No! Only humans do that! Laughing
I bet he goes back, after the system error has been found and corrected by Chen. He speaks computer language, so he will straighten it all out. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very inspirational Very Happy
I gotta try this sometime. Technical stuff is my field of expertise after all...

Maybe create one that encodes every number (including the MTCN) in binary or hexadecimal format.

Or create a phone soundboard based on HAL9000.

Lad: "Hello?"

HAL: "Hello Dave."

Lad: "Are you going to send the MTCN?!"

HAL: "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favoulite bait lesullected Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hilarious!

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Then i want you to tell your boss about me and the business i contacted him for ok


It's hard to believe that people this shockingly dumb can scam anyone.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very enjoyable modality! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chen, being an advanced robot, can hack Security Shield and get the MTCN.
It is, of course, 7471293818Segmentation fault

Anyway, this is hilarious. Chen was one of my favorite baits Very Happy

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