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Gold Hat
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
English please, before Gold Hat starts translating Richard Dawkins into Klingon for us.


Did someone call? Laughing

I have only traveled to Swedeland once and it was during the time of my ill-spent youth. But I remember one wonderful day just like it was yesterday Wink

I was lying on a beautiful sand beach, beside an alpine lake, with a gorgeous, near white-haired 18 year-old blonde Sveedish-type female personage with points held way up high.

Just as she began to gently fondle the repository of all things genealogical, she childishly but innocently murmured, "Mungo (my usual pseudonym when dealing with situations of a possible under-age status), are you sure vee can do such things . . . vill it not hurt"?

I smiled laconically and uttered a phrase often heard in the Land of the Midnight Sun:
"Snabb, detta är en nödsituation! Var finns den närmade sig sjukhuset? Min penis har just träffad av blixten."

"Quick, this is an emergency! Where is the nearest hospital? My penis has just been struck by lightning".


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ParaNoid
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gold Hat,

Thank you for translating that for us linguistically challenged folks:
Gold Hat's all purpose translation machine wrote:
Happiness is a strong urine stream!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am very pleased to "meet" you too BaiterElite

By an amazing coincidence my online clinic has never been busier, but I will "handle" your case as a priority.

mmmmmm "Is it usually that colour?" hhhhmmmmm

Righty, I will refer you on to our "Eater" specialists.

Professor Paranoid runs a tremendously successful treatment thingie.

Indeed if you feel jaded now, give it a few sessions and you'll soon be clawing at the walls and find chewing cotton wool comforting.

Nurse Nasty will "handle" the injection course - "her" largest/most blunt syringe is called for, but the results will well worth any initial/hopefully-temporary agony.

No, No! No thanks necessary - I am off to the golf course after the next patient!

Have a great day.

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I drive trains, I use the term work loosely however

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Complete pisshead

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I bet you have a degree in that field

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I write people, telling that i have much moni for them and then i use to steal every single dollar from them. Twisted Evil

just kidding. i go to school everyday, so ill be well educated and you know... do the stuff like going to work ...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a student as well. Medicine, to be precise. And I have to conclude, sadly enough, that looking around me at the university doesn't exactly inspire faith in our medical system (although, statistically, we're actually doing quite well).

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Student Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Defender of the free west Laughing

( complete pi$$ head in my spare time Wink )

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gold hat: Yeah but unlike Germans and Dutch people, we can actually pronounce the English "W", without it coming out as "V" sound.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RL: computer engineering diploma, IT tech (make some money as a freelancer), farm boy (me parents need some help from time to time, in return I get fresh vegetables, pork, poultry meat&eggs, fruits... Yea, some goat cheese&milk&meat too, courtesy of my pa's goatherder friend; I fix his son's PC monthly). Right now I am an auto parts seller (damn the recession, could not find a job as IT jack-of-all trades in my small city).

My baiter alter egos include porn producer, pimp, whale hunter, smuggler, russian mobster, white supremacist, african american LEO, MD in an artificial insemination clinic (yea, I did demand samples from my lads), uni teacher, yuk herder. An some times jus ol straight and plain me meself and I. We 3 are verbally abusive (50% of the replies is F word or derivatives) no-nonsense down to earth kind of guy.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm an application developer for a financial company.

Meaning I sit in my cubical and write code for whiny businesspeople Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I work with helping disabled children at a school. And besides that just being a prankster and scam hunter.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I drive Daleks for the BBC, nice work but stuffy conditions
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Retired after 30 plus years in commercial aviation.
Now I can go anywhere yet I have no desire to do so.
And I do know what fluffer is!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No pay. But I get used for medical experiments. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a Rev of course Wink (Ops Manager) in Ladland Laughing

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