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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So I've been baiting this guy for a few months, the plan to give him money just seems to always hit a snag. My character ended up trying to fly from Florida to Nigeria to meet him with 7 thousand dollars. Unfortunately, my character snagged the wrong connecting flight and ended up in Togo. While emailing my lad from my hotel in Togo, I told him how I had met a nice guy in the hotel lobby who had tried to sell me a necklace. After telling the necklace selling guy my story, he offered to drive me to Nigeria the next day. I gave that guy $800 on the spot to pick me up the next day. I sadly emailed my lad today to tell him that the guy I gave the $800 failed to show up to take me. Here was my lad's response....

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Listen am getting tired of you because you will never lsiten to my instrusctions. How could you pay someone you never met before for a Job not yet done.I told before that the Guy will never show up because He has taken you a FOOL. Well when you are ready to see me you will find your way to their Airport and get a fligth to Nigeria. Am sick and tired of your sturnborness.


I absolutely love the irony that he is pissed off at me for foolishly giving my money away to a scammer, when he is banking on me doing the exact same thing to him! Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy Gotta love lad logic!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Am sick and tired of your sturnborness.


Well you will just have to make him more sick........ Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing
That is MOST excellent!!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^That is vaguely similar to the dolla-chop. In which another lad gets
your money 1st. They hate when that happens. You were THEIR
victim 1st, they are SO possessive. And afraid there won't be enough money to go around. It is jealousy first and foremost. And....Lad logic.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this. Keep spending those 7 K, unless he's willing to meet you in Togo of course. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cammy once convinced a Lad that she'd sent money to someone claiming to be an American stranded in Nigeria... he didn't like that at all (emphasis added):

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I really want to be crazy with you from now.What a Fuck are you trying with me.Are you kidding me or what a hell are trying to do.Please stop playing on my Intelligence.
... Are you still interested in this Transaction or Not??
This is because i am really tired about all the shortcomings from you since the beginning of this Business.Listen,if you are not willing to proceed further,get back to me urgently so that i can look for another Reliable and Responsible Partner to finanlise this Transaction.You have been reported by the Lawyer of several Insults on his Diginity and Integrity of which you have proved it to me too.Very Insultive you are to both the Bank and the Lawyer.
Listen,you must really be pigheaded and a shithead for having sent Money to a So-called American in Nigeria.You abandoned this Transaction and financed the Guy in Nigeria.Now,this Transaction is Crippled..Why did you Find it difficult to provide your Proof of Payment to the Lawyer,if really you are Honest.
Look,i am really afraid if you would not betray me when the Funds hits your Account.In this Case,i want you to prove to me your seriousness or if not back-off.
In other words,i am not happy about the Delay from your End regarding the demands of the Lawyer about the Certificates to be procured.Without this Documents,the Transfer of the Funds can not be achieved at all.
I need your Compliance and Follow up,

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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you will never lsiten to my instrusctions


I love how he uses the future tense! Keep not following his "instrusctions" Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb's Victim wrote:
I really want to be crazy with you from now.

In some places that could be a compliment Wink hehe

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I love this. Keep spending those 7 K, unless he's willing to meet you in Togo of course.


That is exactly what I had planned on doing! Smile I just offered him $1000 to pick me up and drive me back to Nigeria. He insisted on a previously mentioned $1500 because that is what it would cost him (That's some expensive gas!) Anyway, I agreed to pay him $1500 cash when he picked me up but he is insisting on a Western Union payment before he comes to get me. I just emailed him back telling him that I am too scared of being arrested by the police if I go out in a place like Western Union (it's a long story, my character is basically on the run from the law). I told him not to worry though, because I am going back down to the hotel lobby right now to try and find someone who looks trustworthy and offer them cash to drive me to Nigeria once again. He is going to be pretty angry when my foolish character gets scammed for a second time! Smile

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"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."

"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"

"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ In response to my post above, my lad just fired back an angry email when he heard I was looking for another stranger to pay money to. Here is a snippet of it that I found amusing. Smile
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By the time you waste all your money in trusting strangers then you will be wise.You might have thought you are in America where can trust strangers. FOR YOUR INFORMATIONS YOU ARE IN AFRICA HOME OF FRAUD.

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"Pls promise me you wont waste my time because many people have done the same to me.."

"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."

"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"

"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you could send him on a road trip to Irony Coast Wink Lads tend to miss puns.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^So true. He may one himself it looks like and missed it!

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FOR YOUR INFORMATIONS YOU ARE IN AFRICA HOME OF FRAUD.

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