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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:43 am

I've been baiting a "Chilian" charity lad who has been in a big fat hurry to get my $$$$$$$. Evil or Very Mad

I keep calmly pointing out that my accountant requires it to be a transfer from my very large trust fund to their bank account (for tax purposes, of course, as this was how I donated to 'Haiti Victems' , don't you know). Very Happy

Today he comes back with this. I've now picked myself up off the floor and must share (emphasis added):

Quote:

I have just been informed that we will be presenting donations to
these victims first thing tomorrow 24/03/2010.We write that you kindly
send us a copy of the deposit/transfer slip at the earliest for record
purpose as it will also aid my organisation when sending out thank you
cards to all donors.

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in years. ::wiping eyes and heaving for breath:: (I need one of those rolling around and laughing emoticons for this one -- anybody?)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:34 am

Hilarious TheFae! Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:21 am

^^ I will send you a thank you card, Corona. beers!

Will this do? I seem to be out of them at the moment as I'm thanking all donors.

Cool

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:49 am

Cheers! Prost! Salud! Skål! Kanpai! and etc. happy crowd

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

Am Baiting the very same one, however the secretary has put the money we raised in the company account DOH,
And of course we can't get to it until the end of the month tut tut.
I did get an account though and passed it on to Alan so maybe nobody will get there hand's on anything Rolling Eyes

I hope i still get a thank you card though.

I have just been informed that we will be presenting donations to
these victims first thing tomorrow 24/03/2010.We write that you kindly
send us a copy of the deposit/transfer slip at the earliest for record
purpose as it will also aid my organisation when sending out thank you
cards to all donors.

Thanks for your understanding and God Bless.

Awaiting your response.

Mr Lawrence Hinds.

Laughing

PG

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:07 am

^^methinks our thank you cards will be misaddressed Laughing

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Good Day Mr. Hinds,

Thank you for the banking information. My heart is at ease now. I will give this to my accountant on Monday so he can initiate the transfer of my donation to your account. He and his wife just welcomed their first child yesterday (a boy!), so I have given him vacation until Monday. I do hope this delay will not cause you concern.

I have no children myself. I will be his son's godmother and will add the child to my Will. I do not know what they have named him yet, and I am very excited to find out! (I suggested James Tiberius Kirk, a good star name that has much trek), but for now, their family needs private time to welcome the new son and to be alone with him, surely you understand. Do you have a family and children, Mr. Hinds? I think it is very exciting when a new baby comes into the world. This is why I want to donate to your charity, so that babies and victems are taken care of by kind people such as you are.

I should not impose my next question on you, but do you know a good attorney who could help me change my Will for my accountant's new baby son? What are your ideas about this? Mr. Hinds, you work for a charity, and I would trust your advice.

I hope to hear from you soon.

God bless you Mr. Hinds,

xxxxx

Yes, James Tiberius Kirk has been reborn. Laughing

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