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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:48 am

Here's one that's especially deserving of attention - Cancer Scam and Haiti Scam in one package.

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Mrs Amira Choen writing from /
Herzog Hospital, Jérusalem, Israël.
Greeting to you in the name of our Lord,
I am the above named person from Israel, I am married to Dr Shlomo Choen who is an international Contractor in Haiti before his death with our only son due to the earthquake that strikes the capital city Port-au-Prince were he was located on the 12 January 2010 .
Before his death we were both born again Christian and we worship in glorious chapel church of God. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ( $6.5 million United States. dollars) in the United Kingdom. Presently the fund is still with the Bank.
Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness but I pray to God to heal me so that I will be alive and see his work done.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein, I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained, and also some part of it for the people of Haiti, The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.
I took this decision because I don't have any children, my only son is death too during the earthquake in Haiti, he was the only one was suppose to inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and also unbelievers in the lord and I don't want my husband efforts to be used by unbelievers, I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way,This is why I am taking this decision,I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going, I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
My Dear, please I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband relatives around me always, I don't want them to know about this development, With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you further details on how you will communicate with Bank and claim the donation of the fund into your bank Account in your country.
I want you to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian and whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another church or individual for this same purpose.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Hoping to receive your reply for more details and may God be with you.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Your sister in Christ,
Mrs Amira Choen

Cammy is already on the case; to all Eaters - you are weapons free and clear to engage.

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:23 pm

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From: Amira Hussein

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Subject: Mrs Amira Choen

I'm wondering how many times she has already converted. Shocked

And now she's met Cammy! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:27 pm

N.O.R.A wrote:

I'm wondering how many times she has already converted. Shocked

And now she's met Cammy! Very Happy

With Cammy on the other end, methinks Ms. Hussein will experience a conversion of the third kind. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:23 pm

Didn't take long. She's responding to a Rev. Jennie xxxx. I've l33ted for risky free, ok yes? Laughing

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Dearest Brother Jennie (hello, I a woman, numbnuts)
=20
Greetings to you in the name of our lord=2C
=20
I received and read your letter with gratitude to GOD.And I am impressed wi=
th your reply=2Cand persuaded to fulfil the desire of my late husband and i=
=2C that is why I will be trusting and believing your sincerity to appropri=
ate this accordingly. And i really thank you so much for the way that you h=
ave expressed your self to me which makes me to believe more in you that yo=
u are a God fearing human.

I know we have not meet or seen each other before=2CYou may be surprise=2Cb=
ut it was out of my desire to share this mutual proposal with you=2C becaus=
e with my present condition i really do not know what to do any more=2Cbeca=
use i do not have any child any more and also any good family member that i=
can trust=2C i really need someone that is kind hearted who i can trust an=
d use my fund the way that i have instructed in my previous mail to you.

Meanwhile=2C I will like to inform you that=2C I have been in and out of t=
he hospital due to the ill health I am facing regards to the cancer=2CI am =
presently hospitalize due to the ill health I am facing regards to the canc=
er=2C i am just able in writing you this email letters with the help of my =
doctor little lap top computer.
Some days ago=2Cmy doctor told me that I might not last long after the medi=
cal examine I went through.and that i most have an operation but that will =
be after a week.

Now=2C based on the fund in the Bank=2C Like i told your earlier the fund =
was deposited by my late husband to the bank with my name as the next of k=
in.
I have decided to offer you 15% of the total sum and also i will like that =
as soon as this fund gets to you =2C 25% of it should be used in building w=
idows ministry top the memory of my family name which will bear ( CHOEN wid=
ows ministry) which the rest of it should be used in helping the orphans an=
d the privileged one's. Mostly in Haiti.

Moreover=2C the fund is still in the Bank which I will like that you conta=
ct the Bank where the fund is been deposited so as to have an
arrangement on how the fund will be transferred to your account . I want yo=
u to contact the Bank and tell them that you are my family friend who wants=
to help me make claims of my fund due to my sickness and that you want the=
m to transfer the fund to your account in your country=2C presently now my=
condition is very critical and before contacting you i have made a vow to =
my God that i will donate this fund for the works of God.

Note that i have forward your name to the bank as my family friend who wan=
ts to help me make claims of my fund due to my sickness and i will like tha=
t you contact the bank without further delays lets see what will be their s=
uggestions.

Find the contact details of the bank below together with the account detai=
ls of my late husband=2C

OMNI-FINANCE BANK PLC

International Banking Department

(London Representative office)

St.Thomas Street
London Bridge=2CLONDON
Postcode: SE1 9RT
Area: London - Central
Telephone: 0044 7011183963
Email:[email protected]
=20
Contact person: Mr Richard Phillips=2C
Foreign Operations Officer

Depositor: Dr Shlomo Choen .
Amount Deposited: $6.5 million United States Dollars .
Account Number: 04307300201-67
Swift Code: OMFNCIAB.
Date of Deposit: 25/05/2008.
Next of kin =3BMrs Amira Choen.

Thanks once again for all your concerns and understanding and may God be wi=
th you always as i look forward to read from you soonest as soon as you con=
tact the bank.

On the attachment you will find my picture of yesterday and a separate pict=
ure of me for you to identify me in person and i will like to receive a cop=
y of yours too.

Remain bless in the lord=2C
=20
Sincerely i remain=2C
your sister In =2C
Mrs Amira Choen.

Two questions: Am I smellin' bacon already? And what's with the html code (or whatever it is) that transfers when I do a cut and paste. I consider the former question to be of most interest. Twisted Evil

oh, and P.S., Cammy, do you have a plan? Twisted Evil

and before I forget, the swift code comes back as valid for Ivory coast, see below. Should I send to @llan?

OMFNCIAB OMNIFINANCE S.A. ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE Connected

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:14 pm

Hi TheFae
This will be a made-up account.The bank details are only valid when you are sending them money. Those are the ones to report.

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:16 pm

^^^
TF, oftentimes lads will include a fake bank account in their script so they can give it out to look legitimate. The rule of thumb is that it's fake unless they're expecting you to transfer money INTO it, in which case giving you a fake account wouldn't benefit them at all, now would it? Very Happy

EDIT: Ninja'd! *shakes fist at Fartina*

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:05 pm

Thanks JF and Farti. I kinda figured it was too soon for anything relevant, but I'm not so good at those IP and bank acct thingies yet. Smile

As you were, ninjas. LOL_sign

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:48 pm

TheFae: I rarely go into a bait with a definite plan. I think we can go after this one in our own good individual ways.
I received the same reply, but to "Dearest C4m1ll3", with no "brother" blunder. The promised pictures weren't attached.

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:07 pm

Maybe "she" sends "her" pictures to brothers only. I bet she is a piece of beauty.

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:10 pm

Cammy replied:

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I don't see your pictures. I've attached a recent one of me.
There is a problem here. You called me a "God fearing human" and said how you wanted this money used for the works of God, such as a ministry. I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm not Christian but 4satruar, and building churches would be against my faith. Helping the poor and homeless is perfectly OK, but preaching Christianity isn't.
I'll contact the bank as you said, and I'll raise my spirit before Sk4dhi tonight to ask Her to give you strength.

Attached was a picture of a very happy Cammy:

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:05 am

^^^^ That's Sophie Monk. And yes they are real and spectacular. Shocked

Aussie women pwn this teddy's heart. Embarassed

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:19 pm

Whoa nelly! No wonder I haven't gotten another response, the poor boi's eyes are probably rolling about on the cafe's floor! Laughing

EDIT: I just got pics and don't know how to post 'em. I uploaded them to imageshack, and they're on my comp now as well. Advice?

[snip]

If I am not doing this right (images), please let me know?

You didn't need to add the extra [url][/url] coding as imageshack already providing it. I removed the extra coding. Edit and take a look. While you are editing, please remove the pictures. They are someone's RL pics stolen of the Internet. Pics off the net are free game but this lady is in a hospital bed. We don't need to help further abuse pictures of her suffering-ghost

RE-EDIT: Done deal, thanks Ghost.

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:36 pm

ooo, a mass bait? Very Happy

Well my young Welsh student Megan (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Molly Quinn for some reason!) has been left feeling somewhat rejected by the lad I'm working on with my mentor.
So this should give her something to do in the meantime...

Weapons free and engaging... Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:45 am

^^let's go Techno boxer

(I lurve the rhyme)... This piece of overly digested substance needs another chew. Let's make my dog proud. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:18 pm

^^^
No reply yet. Wonder if the poor lad is still staring hypnotised at that pic Yastreb sent him... Rolling Eyes

Megan is ready and waiting anyways. Just hope the lad doesn't try to use any of those long complicated financial terms on her... She's so easily confused by such things and has a tendency to mess up with them...
Get into a conversation with her about music (especially KT Tunstall) and her over-enthusiastic replies will probably be long enough to crash the average cheap net cafe computer Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:09 pm

At last. Got a bite Very Happy

Reply is way too long winded to post here. Think she's written me a novel! Shocked

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:02 am

Busy cancerous mole indeed. My catcher account got a bite from the lad too.

New email addy: [email protected]

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Do we have a planned attack in mind? Very Happy

EDIT: whoopsy ... removed my bait info Embarassed

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:36 am

@Yastreb, ready to massbait. engage? making it so.

You did say ALL Eaters. (just sent a reminder to hit-lad)
I like this one it's like my current day #51 (brag-mode)
She wants no phone calls. Same.

Commence lad pain. God will reward me. I've got 1 of my 2 fem-bots
off to battle.

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:48 am

I think I'll save that response as a script. "can i help bla bla"
OK angling for a bite.

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:58 am

Just so we are all on the same page with the Lazarus lad ...

I got the same photos (shudder) and have let her know our local district church has been collecting money for Haitian earthquake victims for a while now. We have given a few thousand to each of a number of charities but would rather give a lot to one so more can be done. Orphans seems like a worthy cause and we will add our money to hers to make a difference. Aren't we soooo nice. Rolling Eyes

Just sent this

M1k3 H4nt wrote:

Dear Mrs Cancerous Mole

Sorry to hear that your health is critical. I'm amazed that you have the courage and fortitude to squeeze out these emails to me as you circle rapidly towards the great drain of life. Dark times indeed demand great deeds by great people and you must be one of the greatest with whom I have am associated, next to Steward of course. Steward was taken for demodulation and we, who are his greatest friends, hold onto the hope that he might yet return from the suspension. (We miss you Steward Sad

)

Life here is fairly ordinary but we did have a wee bit of fun with a local croc. In case you did not know, salties (what we call salt water crocs) can grow as big as a car and frequently take tourists and others dumb enough to stumble into their nest. Anyway, Jock Strapper who is my best mate, thought it would be a bit of fun to see if he could get a small croc to go for a run. Silly bludger held a chook (a chicken) in his left arm and waved it in front of this croc and quick as a flash the arm was torn clean off. We all laughed so hard at the sight of Jock running around that it will be the talk of the district for a long time. Jock is fine and like he said, he always had a spare so no real harm done.

Enough of my ramblings.

What sort of cancer do you have, if you don't mind my asking? A few of the local church members (old hens really) were curious and want to include you in their daily prayers.

Look, I am not exactly up on all of this high finance stuff. All I know about is cattle, dingos and bunyips. Maybe I'm not really the best person for you to be dealing with after all. I was thinking it might be better if I sent your details off to B0b Build3r the local bluey (copper or police officer). Bob is a grand fella and even has a cable internet connection at his station. He will surely look after you all proper.

It's just that this seems really important since you are dying and all and the last thing I want to do is stuff it up for you before you go see your maker. Would not want anything to get in the way of the poor Haitian orphans getting everything they need would we? I sometimes weep when I think of their suffering but now that you are there to help I feel a whole lot better.

I feel very close to you odd as this might sound. Almost as if you were part of my family. My mother died a few weeks back of the woman's cancer. You remind me of her so much. She too was a God fearing woman despite being able to peel pain with her swearing. Swearing Aussie women are the most highly prized of all in case you did not know. It's a sign of high social standing here. We are not at all like those fake toffy poms and it's part of our convict heritage I guess. Since I feel we are close like family, would you mind calling yourself my "little Hunt"? It would really cheer me up no end.

Let me know what you want me to tell B0b Build3r and I will get onto it pronto.

Keep well and try to empty your bowels as often as you can.

Your sincerely

"Smelly" Hunt
PS - thanks for using my nickname but it's "Smelly" Hunt and not Mike Smelly.

I'm planning on having B0b Build3r turn out to be crooked. Not much to do for a copper in the Territory except wrassle dingos. Very Happy

EDIT: highlighted our Steward moment ... sniff. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:01 am

I think she tried to send me the pics too but forgot to attach them.

Lad wrote:

On the attachment you will find my picture of yesterday and a separate picture of me for you to identify me in person and i will like to receive a copy of yours too.

Asking to see the pictures in the next mail instead of moving it along. May as well make this one work for their (imaginary) payday Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:02 pm

Her reply was brief:

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I thank you so much for your lolly picture, Have you finally contacted the bank ?

At the time, no, so Cammy wrote:

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Mrs 4m1ra Ch03n should have contacted you about me. I assume you've been briefed.

They had:

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Kindly download the attachment file and get back to us for transfer.

Cammy, in the meantime, told 4mira:

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Thanx for the compliments - I wrote to the bank but so far nothing. I'll get back to you.

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:47 am

^^@Technomancer I'm baiting her as a female and she didn't send the
pix 1st time. Real quick 2nd time. I told her I had "heavy tears" in
my eyes to see her in such a condition. Borrowed "heavies" from
a Saudi lad. too good to not recycle.

When she croaks off let's necromance her.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:59 am

Update: I got the same crappy 'letter' as Cammy (Yastreb). They sure spare no expense as they hurl themselves towards the nearest western onion. I hate lazy lads the most. Make me work for my laughs will you? Grr Twisted Evil

So "Sm3lly" got a bit miffed and hinted that the church had been dealing with a ladgerian named Koffi (meh - as good a name as any). But Koffi might not be all that good - eyes too close together just as they are with all lads. Says so in the university section.

Has anyone managed to get them / him off script yet?

Sm3lly said to the bank lad wrote:

Dear Mr Ph1llips

Thank you for your letter.

I don't understand why you are asking us to pay anything to simply transfer money from one account to another. Whenever money is moved to different accounts here, we are never billed for that basic banking service.

I am not up on international finance in any way at all so forgive me for questioning you. Our church has some (limited) experience in funds transfer that were related to several donations to international charities for the Haiti relief effort. My sister, 1ma, handled these fairly easily although Mr K0ffi managed to thoroughly confuse her by sending the wrong bank details for the transfer. Not sure what happened to be honest. Ima can be a bit of a gasbag and sure does swear a treat. Still, she is very good for a woman of 79 and has been on the internet far longer than anyone else around here. She was 'connected' (I hope that is the correct term) way back in 2008. Mr K0ffi from Nigeria was really very pleased with the $25,000 donation but tells us that more is needed.

Where was I now?

Oh yes, that's right, I was asking about this $6,500 fee. This money is not for us at all. No-one here will benefit because it is Mrs Ch0en's money and she wants it to go to the Haitian relief for orphans from that terrible earthquake. Mrs Ch0en will need to pay the costs of her own personal business and not our church. That's only fair don't you agree?

I still don't understand what it is that you are charging her for anyway. Could you please explain this to me in detail so that I can explain it as best that I can to Mrs Ch0en? I doubt that she will be very pleased at all so you had better check your facts just to be certain. Mrs Ch0en tells me that she is deathly ill and is rapidly circling towards the great big drain. I've seen her photos and I can attest to how terrible she looks. For all we know she might well die at any moment, the poor thing.

Once you sort things out regarding Mrs Ch0en's money, we are happy to look at combining our modest Haiti collections (about $48,755 to date) so that we can both contribute to a worthy charity to help the poor orphans there. Do you know of a suitable charity? Mr K0ffi was rude to my sister and she is fairly certain that we should not give him any more money. Between you and I, we suspect he might be a crook because his eyes are too close together and he liked the boys too much if you understand me.

Anyway, I will pass on your message to Mrs Ch0en but I strongly urge you to reconsider this silly fee nonsense. It would not do anyone any good if that news pushed her into an early grave. We will wait a little while to hear from you and hopefully learn of a charity where our money can do the most good. After all, you know a lot more about such things than we simple folk.

Out of curiosity, have you seen Steward? He is missing and all of his dearest friends miss him terribly.

God's blessings upon you.

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:01 am

My last message seems to have totally confused the lads ... cool.

Cancerous Mole thinks I misunderstood Swanky Phill1ps. Me? Embarassed

How rude.

Cancerous Mole wrote:

Dearest Brother Mike,

I thank you so much for your kind mail of updated (now she is just being too clever by half) and i can understand that you have finally contacted the bank, please what exactly was the suggestions of the bank when you contacted them ? Please try and get back to me with the complete details in order for me to contact my late husband lawyer in the United Kingdom.

Once again i thank you so much for your kind words in regards to my health and i will like to bring to your notice that my surgery operation will be by Sunday night, so please try and get back to me in time and i will always want you to be inclusing me in all your prayers.

Remain bless in the lord as i look forward to read from you soonest,

Your Sister,
Cancerous Mole

Sm3lly wrote:

Dear Mrs Choen

I am very sorry to hear that you face major surgery. Perhaps it is just as well that you are having surgery now because your email suggests that your illness and or the medication are adversely affecting your mental faculties. Everyone in the church is deeply distressed at your imminent demise and we stand with you in your hour of trial.

You contacted us to assist you in setting up a charity as per your late husband's request. We are most happy to do so for your sake. You advised us that funds were held with a finance institution under the control of Mr Ph1llips. You asked that we contact him on your behalf. I did this and then gave you our assessment of the situation.

For reasons that defy all logic and decency, this rock spider Mr Ph1llips appears to be taking terrible advantage of you and sought to take advantage of us too. We suspect that he is some sort of criminal. How else can you explain his absurd request that someone from our church travel to London and personally collect such a large amount of money? According to your advices to us, these funds ($6.5 M) are to be expressly used to establish a charity to assist the poor long suffering orphans of the recent Haitian earthquake. But this "Mr Ph1llips" (I spit on his family tree) seems ghoulishly hellbent (pardon my French) on frittering away your money to pay for the cost of sending our church members to London! Not on my watch he won't. We insist that all of your money, every single cent of it, goes where it will do the most good and this does not mean wasting it on hoity-toity international first class flights to holiday in the 'old blighty'. <- wonder if she gets the reference to the UK?

Now to really drive home a high pain factor and waffle on like some old soldier. She had beter play nice now.

I'd call him right away if my hearing aid was working. It broke when I dropped it in to the dunny. Those Japs can't make a decent hearing aid for the common man. Look at how all there fancy 'eelectric' motocares (intentional - see if she is paying attention) are all crashing and burning around the world. I've had to use a hearing aid ever since the war. Hope I am not diestessing you too much or wearing your skin out by telling you all about my woes. Not that they can compare to a dying woman's problems. Ever since that shell went off near me and bursted my ear drummer, I have been as deaf as an old brick. It's gotten me into all sorts of terrible trouble over the years. I remember one time when I got into a fight because I thought some smarty pants was calling me a girl. He wasn't so it turned out. Apparently he was asking if Ihe could use the pepper not that I could hear a word he said at the time. It's no good me having a phone - can't read lips through the phone at all no matter how hard I try. I've been trying hard to read lips for the last 12 years, maybe 10. Still no good. The explosion also stopped me from driving a car - not that I need to drive much now.

So Mrs Cancerous Mole what do you want us to do for you about this young upstart Mr Ph1llips? He sounds as if his eyes are close together. You can always tell criminals because their eyes are close together.

Do you know of any God fearing charity that needs money to help those poor Haitian orphans. We realise that our poultry (chickenshit comes from poulty doesn't it?) funds (currently $49,324 and rising steadily) don't compare at all with your overwhelming manifestly generous endowment but it is a lot to us. And we really believe that God sent you to us to help us help those most urgently in need. Just as Jesus (bless his holy sack) was dying on the cross, a dying woman came to us to show us the way to righteousness. Our hope is to get it to where it will do the most good for the most people in the fastest way possible.

I sent you everything that we received from that creature Mr Phillips so please take some time to look it over. We have no doubt at all that you will fire him immediately.

Please make certain your bowels open twice a day so that you get rid of all of those cancerous moes and toxics. <- got to watch out for moes and toxics Very Happy

Stay in the Lord's bosom and do not allow the angel of death to come near you. The good Lord has better plans for your sweet soul you can be sure. <- we sure do Twisted Evil

Yours sincerely and most lubriciously <- what is a lubriciously????

"Sm3lly" H#nt Time to remind her we have another lad in play so she had better shit or get off the dying gig
PS Do you remember the Mr K0ffi that I spoke about earlier? Anyway, he was asking if we might send him more money for his charity. What do you think we should do? Some members think that because he is ready now we should just go ahead and give him everything. I have asked them to wait until we hear from you first since you are God's messenger to us.