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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
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Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:15 pm |
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I saw a dead squirrel on the road driving to work this morning.
Could it be? Could it really be true?
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Nope: Last visit: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:00 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:17 pm |
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Damn, those little bushy-tailed buggers reincarnate fast! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:06 pm |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:12 pm |
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I think Slightly has just been busy elsewhere. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:13 pm |
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Interesting section from the story:
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The squirrel stays in a two-block area, and appears to be friendly, inching closer and closer before making its move.
"Then he just zooms up your leg like it was a tree," Vicki Albright said, recounting her 13-year-old daughter's description of how the rodent bit her on the leg. Albright says the squirrel has also chased her other children.
None of the injuries has been too serious, but nearly all the victims have taken antibiotics to ward off any diseases the squirrel may carry. Most squirrels don't carry rabies.
Since the squirrel seems so comfortable approaching humans -- and didn't make an appearance until school got out -- officials think it may have belonged to a student at Otterbein College, a liberal arts school that borders the neighborhood.
"He's vicious," Albright said. "He's either been someone's pet or he's just crazy." |
I have to say, I have never has this kind of experience, nor do I wish to.  |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:30 pm |
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I can't imagine SOOI being someone's pet - he's just crazy. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:38 pm |
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| I saw a dead squirrel on the road driving to work this morning. |
What sort of car does a dead squirrel drive?
(Can't believe that I missed that first time round..) |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ParaNoid
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:42 pm |
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I was trying to read the fine print and clicked "Submit". Sorry for the interruption.  |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:42 pm |
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:54 pm |
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Slightly has not posted in this tread. Maybe it was a relative of his and he is grieving. |
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Dutch
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:59 pm |
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What sort of car does a dead squirrel drive? |
A pink Smart. Why? |
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Bankster
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:36 pm |
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^^ You think that guy we filmed near the Swiss-Italian border last fall could have been Slightly then? He surely did give us a surly glance when he noticed the camera.
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:38 pm |
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I found a dead squirrel in my yard. It was flat like a pancake and it had one leg sticking up in the air. So I took a photo of it and posted it to my facebook.  |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:03 pm |
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SOOI will be along in a minute to delete your account. |
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Corona
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:14 am |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:24 pm |
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^ What? Now? He's just back from last winter's hibernation (not that we would see any difference) |
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Kokomeister
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:44 pm |
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^^^The irregular weather of Utah has caused Slightly to go in and out of hibernation!  |
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