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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:51 am

POOF! You now have a real life. The bad news is that you will die immediately after reading this and won't get to enjoy it.

I wish I had a 50-inch plasma HD TV.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:11 pm

Granted. But as you didn't pay your electricity bills, your supply's been cut off & you're left with a very expensive wall ornament.

I wish I was in dixie.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:19 pm

Hey iMike ... giggidy Very Happy

creaaaakkkk ... but you are her unborn twin (south park) and Dixie has conjoined twin dyslexia (or whatever they called it Very Happy

) and all you can do is stare out from under her left armpit.

I wish that fucking spam jockey (http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1517518#1517518) would get noticed by the mods.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:05 pm

CHATEAUBRIAND - they saw that you were the first poster on that thread, so now you're suspended.

I wish that they used real custard pies in movie custard pie fights.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:46 pm

wish granted, and its your job to make each and everyone of them, we need 36,000 of them by the end of the week for the new blockbuster "American custard pie"

I wish I didnt just get take a glass to the hand at the last physical disturbance i attended. I have enough scars.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:45 pm

Granted. But now, you obtained scars from random people scratching you. Apparently you're good luck or something.

I wish I could get out more.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:53 pm

KAZOOOOFFF! As of now you're a homeless bum with a reserved spot on the 3rd park bench on the left.

I wish I was in a nice and warm location with palm trees, white beaches, and scarcely dressed young beautiful women.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:45 pm

SHAZZAAAAAAM!!!!! everyone else was making noises so i have to get in on it you are now on a beautiful tropical island, surrounded by gorgoues scandily clad woman. To bad you are on a hospital stretcher, in a coma. and it looks like the tide is coming in towards your life support equipment.

I wish i wasnt still removing glass splinters from my hand

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:28 pm

POOF. You are now removing glass splinters from your butt instead.

I wish Jennifer Aniston would fall in love with me.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:16 pm

SCHWERPUNKT! You and Jennifer Aniston indeed fell in love - Love Canal. The long-term effects have yet to be fully determined but they will be painful.

I wish that bad things would keep happening to Silvio Berlusconi.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:10 pm

POOF KABOOM KAPOODLE! Bad things really happen to him, but you end up being his sex slave, which is bad and painful for you.

I wish Syracuse was in the Final Four.

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:37 am

MISHPOSHETH! Syracuse is now in the Final Four of the City Destined For Sudden And Total Destruction For No Apparent Reason Stakes.

I wish that Lads would write more goofy things more often.

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:54 am

RHUBARB! Your wish is granted. 1,000,000 lads with typewriters just produced the Fox News Report! Always the Truth - you decide!

I wish Steward (real) would come back ... the new one seems stoned most of the time.

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:11 am

The real Steward returns, but he talks in short silly sentences and seems determined to start a new religion. He takes on several mods at once and then files a morals complaint against 419Eater.

My only wish is that I could be somebody else.

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:18 am

ETA> /\/\/\ Poof! You are someone else, unfortunately you just robbed a convenient store and the cops are chasing you. Laughing

And that's a lock, thanks to the 3rd political-ish post in this thread. If anyone wants to talk about politics and/or politicians, regardless of country or policys, please do it elsewhere. Thanks and good night.