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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:53 pm |
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The curse is not that good. What could have been something cool, like being a werewolf or some other curse that chicks dig, it turns out you now have athletes foot.
I wish that in the next Terminator movie, Will 'unfunny' Ferrell gets beaten up by a cyborg before each of his limbs gets ripped off, in HD, 3D and Slow Motion! |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:58 am |
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Your wish is granted! Alas, the new terminator is played by Will Smith.
I wish I wouldn't have to cut my hand open to remove that splinter. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:57 am |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:00 am |
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The lads now email asking you to buy several tons of crochet blankets and cardigans 100% risk free so that they can buy more wool to feed their wooly habit
I wish junk mail was made out of pepperoni pizza |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:15 am |
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Didn't you know? Junk mail IS made out of pepperoni pizza.
But now, because of your wish, the portion and spiciness of your pepperoni pizza's is multiplied hundredfold, and the tomato sauce eats away your computer's motherboard, rendering your computer into a blubbery substance (and creating a huge shortcut along the way that cascades all over the Manchester area - and beyond) |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:18 am |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:04 am |
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Woops ! Sorry about that.
I wish I didn't forget to make a wish. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:35 am |
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FARBLONDJET! Everything you say is now a wish. The wish genie smites you for this blunder. Everything you wish for your worst enemy gets twice as much.
I wish that people standing in the doorways of public transport vehicles would suffer broken kneecaps and fall out. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:04 pm |
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Consider this done. They accuse you of having kicked and pushed and you're convicted to 12 months in jail
Woops my wish! I wish that Corona was here with me. |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:30 pm |
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Granted, Corona will now always be with you.... in spirit, unfortunatly corona is now condemed to spend out eternity as a spirit, and she isnt happy about it, she had such a wonderful life ahead.
I wish i had a corona right now. |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:05 pm |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:47 pm |
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KERSPLAT!
Now everybody is as happy as you! However, I'm new at this genie stuff, so I figured rather than cause 6 billion people to get happier, I'd just make one life really sad. Welcome to everybody else's life.
I wish the L.A. Clippers would win an NBA championship |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
Reap / Sow |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:06 pm |
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Sure! They will win--in 2095.
I wish necros were permitted on Eater forums. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:53 pm |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:56 pm |
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BAM Your wish is granted but he comes back as a numpty who lacks inspiration and originality frankly is a hasbeen.
I wish to have each wish I have become better than the one before. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:07 am |
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Brakka brakka brakka!!!
Every wish you have is now better than the one before. Unfortunately only this one will be granted. Here's to wishing though.
I wish my laptop was fixed. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:24 am |
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TIKITIKITIK!!!
It's now fixed on the wall with a 9 inches nail through the screen because you lost patience while trying to make it work.
I wish I'll get this new job I'm interviewed for next week. |
_________________ "You are the most worsted beast i have ever come across"- P4tr1ck S4mb0
"U ARE JUST AN INFIRMINATE BASTARD CLOCKING LIKE AN OLD HEN" - Sh4m1m Al4v1
"You are probably the patient of psychiatrystic hospital" - Oks4n4 Ch4yk4
x4 x7
x64 x11
(co-bait with MoP)
-S4m 07/01/08-Ongoing
-An4st4s1y4 (Vlad) 11/26/08-Ongoing "I would iron your cock through trousers while it will not be firm"
-0um4r (Hitlad) 11/28/08-Ongoing
-Y4o 02/19/09-Ongoing
-Ver0nika (Vlad) 384d
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Support 419Eater.com]</a>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:46 am |
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TAMBAMBLING! You have the job... but where you thought it said rent collector it actually read rent boy and the job contract is binding. You start immediately.
I wish that Mythbusters would test some of the ideas that I've sent in. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:25 pm |
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KAZZOOOOOFFFF!
All of your ideas are tested out and you're made the laughing stock of the internet because they completely misunderstand your bright ideas and think you're an idiot.
I wish weekend had already started. |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:36 pm |
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Shazam! The weekend has started but now you're too sick to enjoy it.
I wish for a nice cold bottle of Budweiser |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
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<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:47 pm |
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zzzzingalingalingo ... your wish has been granted. Please collect your lovely cold beer from that nice hairy man in super-max. He likes to be tickled under his hairy sack when you call him daddy:oops:
I wish Osama Bin Laden (sp??) finally came out of the cave closest and confessed he was a cross dressing goat fucker. (c'mon we all know he has issues ) |
_________________ DogsBum
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Make a lad cry today and God will reward you.]</a>
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Zombie or Steward (real) returns - you decide.
Steward is a Delete sensitive material regarding identity - Steward
Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)
Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:59 pm |
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ZAKHA'DOOM! Osama did just that, but in making his confession, he named his fellow zoophiles, and you were number four on the list.
I wish that the people running the LARP I'm in would stop treating my character there as part punching bag, part chew toy. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:56 pm |
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KAPOW! Your wish has come true. The folks running the LARP now treat you like you are a urinal/toilet.
I wish my 'roids would go away. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:01 am |
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WOPBAPALOUBAPALOPBAMBOOM! They do, but they return... with friends and family.
I wish that people would actually notice the BASKETS ONLY signs at checkouts... and that the checkout girls/guys would actually tell people with trolleys at said aisles to go to another aisle. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:43 am |
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squeak... squeak. Your wish has been granted. The checkout-chicks / dudes death toll reached a new high this week as irate pensioners (and zombies) violently objected to being told to move to the right aisle because they had two many items in the express lane. Surgeons are working around the clock to extract cans of pet food from surviving staff members. One surgeon was quoted as saying: "When will they learn that you NEVER ever tell a pensioner what to do because they really have nothing to loose?"
I wish that I had a life. (Eater is my life ...) |
_________________ DogsBum
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Make a lad cry today and God will reward you.]</a>
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Zombie or Steward (real) returns - you decide.
Steward is a Delete sensitive material regarding identity - Steward
Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)
Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin) |
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