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Rincewind
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The curse is not that good. What could have been something cool, like being a werewolf or some other curse that chicks dig, it turns out you now have athletes foot.

I wish that in the next Terminator movie, Will 'unfunny' Ferrell gets beaten up by a cyborg before each of his limbs gets ripped off, in HD, 3D and Slow Motion!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your wish is granted! Alas, the new terminator is played by Will Smith.

I wish I wouldn't have to cut my hand open to remove that splinter.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

pphhhttt! Wish granted - you no longer have a hand, or arm, or shoulder thanks to that raging flesh eating Necrotising Faciitis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotizing_fasciitis - good piccies too Very Happy

I wish lads stopped scamming and took up competitive crochet for profit and fun.

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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
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Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
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Rincewind
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The lads now email asking you to buy several tons of crochet blankets and cardigans 100% risk free so that they can buy more wool to feed their wooly habit

I wish junk mail was made out of pepperoni pizza

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wokabo
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Didn't you know? Junk mail IS made out of pepperoni pizza.

But now, because of your wish, the portion and spiciness of your pepperoni pizza's is multiplied hundredfold, and the tomato sauce eats away your computer's motherboard, rendering your computer into a blubbery substance (and creating a huge shortcut along the way that cascades all over the Manchester area - and beyond)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ wokabo - avert your eyes all. This heathen has not wished. Woe to all. Woe. Shocked

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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
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Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin)
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wokabo
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Woops ! Sorry about that.


I wish I didn't forget to make a wish.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FARBLONDJET! Everything you say is now a wish. The wish genie smites you for this blunder. Everything you wish for your worst enemy gets twice as much.

I wish that people standing in the doorways of public transport vehicles would suffer broken kneecaps and fall out.

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wokabo
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Consider this done. They accuse you of having kicked and pushed and you're convicted to 12 months in jail


Woops my wish! I wish that Corona was here with me.

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Huntington
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, Corona will now always be with you.... in spirit, unfortunatly corona is now condemed to spend out eternity as a spirit, and she isnt happy about it, she had such a wonderful life ahead.

I wish i had a corona right now.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm now with both of you but out of spirit. Surprised Shocked Laughing

I wish everyone was as happy as me. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KERSPLAT!
Now everybody is as happy as you! However, I'm new at this genie stuff, so I figured rather than cause 6 billion people to get happier, I'd just make one life really sad. Welcome to everybody else's life.

I wish the L.A. Clippers would win an NBA championship

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sure! They will win--in 2095.

I wish necros were permitted on Eater forums.

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dogsbum
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

(weirdo "I dream of Genie" sound effect) ... your wish was granted long ago. they are called mods.

Ummmm ... what is a necro? Embarassed

I wish Steward (blessings be into his holy squirts) would find us worthy enough for a third coming. We miss him and want him back.Shocked

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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)

Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BAM Your wish is granted but he comes back as a numpty who lacks inspiration and originality frankly is a hasbeen.


I wish to have each wish I have become better than the one before.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brakka brakka brakka!!!
Every wish you have is now better than the one before. Unfortunately only this one will be granted. Here's to wishing though.

I wish my laptop was fixed.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TIKITIKITIK!!!
It's now fixed on the wall with a 9 inches nail through the screen because you lost patience while trying to make it work.

I wish I'll get this new job I'm interviewed for next week.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TAMBAMBLING! You have the job... but where you thought it said rent collector it actually read rent boy and the job contract is binding. You start immediately.

I wish that Mythbusters would test some of the ideas that I've sent in.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KAZZOOOOOFFFF!

All of your ideas are tested out and you're made the laughing stock of the internet because they completely misunderstand your bright ideas and think you're an idiot.


I wish weekend had already started.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shazam! The weekend has started but now you're too sick to enjoy it.

I wish for a nice cold bottle of Budweiser

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

zzzzingalingalingo ... your wish has been granted. Please collect your lovely cold beer from that nice hairy man in super-max. He likes to be tickled under his hairy sack when you call him daddy:oops:

I wish Osama Bin Laden (sp??) finally came out of the cave closest and confessed he was a cross dressing goat fucker. (c'mon we all know he has issues Very Happy)

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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)

Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ZAKHA'DOOM! Osama did just that, but in making his confession, he named his fellow zoophiles, and you were number four on the list.

I wish that the people running the LARP I'm in would stop treating my character there as part punching bag, part chew toy.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KAPOW! Your wish has come true. The folks running the LARP now treat you like you are a urinal/toilet.

I wish my 'roids would go away.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WOPBAPALOUBAPALOPBAMBOOM! They do, but they return... with friends and family.

I wish that people would actually notice the BASKETS ONLY signs at checkouts... and that the checkout girls/guys would actually tell people with trolleys at said aisles to go to another aisle.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

squeak... squeak. Your wish has been granted. The checkout-chicks / dudes death toll reached a new high this week as irate pensioners (and zombies) violently objected to being told to move to the right aisle because they had two many items in the express lane. Surgeons are working around the clock to extract cans of pet food from surviving staff members. One surgeon was quoted as saying: "When will they learn that you NEVER ever tell a pensioner what to do because they really have nothing to loose?"

I wish that I had a life. (Eater is my life ...Embarassed)

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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
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Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
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(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin)
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