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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:35 pm |
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Granted, eater mods are now so overly un-evil you cant walk past a baby without stopping to kiss it, every little old lady must be helped across the road regardless of which way she was heading, and you have donated ALL you hard earned money to a worthwhile charity (via WU) because you feel compelled to help the world.
I wish I wasnt an eater mod. |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:41 pm |
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Granted. You're now called 'Steward'.
I wish that Internal Auditor that was bugging me for an hour would go away (for ever) |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:55 pm |
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granted, but when the feds come knocking im showing them this thread so they know you had something to do with it.
I wish i hadnt just disposed of a government employee |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:33 pm |
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Granted. They now work for Tax and want to have a chat about a few things you put down under expenses. Strange things. Exoctic things that require batteries and your Mrs doesnt know about!
I wish for a second wish! |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:42 pm |
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Second wish granted but the wish is that your first wish doesn't count.
I wish that all or you awesome folks were sitting around in my living room riffing on this wish game. |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:24 pm |
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Congratulations, all the members of 419 eater are at your house. Some of us are playing loud music, others are in private rooms having porno music/comment time, some of are a bit too drunk and thus gives us an excuse to start dancing and randomly breaking things. What a party that was!
I wish I could party as a job |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:00 pm |
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Sadly it's a neck-tie party, and you're the guest victim.
I wish that Kanye West's ego would shrink down to something more fitting his real worth. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:37 pm |
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Whish granted, KW's ego down to the size of an average pin head, and lasting for a whole one microsecond, after which it explodes back to it's usual volume.
I wish I didn't hurt my finger with those bloody nippers when doing some electricity work in my cellar 15 minutes ago. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:40 pm |
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Your wish is granted and now your basement is flooded.
I Wish I could fly |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:45 pm |
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You are now a cruise missile, ten seconds from target.
I wish that the Roswell UFO nuts would get real and admit that it was a balloon all along. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:50 pm |
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Granted, the Roswell UFO nuts admit that is was a balloon but now they are have decided to mug random people into believing that UFOs exist as well as paying a 100% risky free fee.
I wish I had a outrageously gigantic mansion |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:55 pm |
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Your mansion has been hit by a cruise missile.
I wish that those dogs in the house I have to pass coming back from work would shut up when I tell them to. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:59 pm |
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Granted, their mouths are sealed shut permanently. Meaning that they can't not eat or drink and then they die. Afterwards, the owner files a lawsuit against you for "Silencing her dogs to death"
I wish I owned a bar/pub |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:40 pm |
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You're now the proud owner of a bar of chocolate. It's melting away due to global warming. The stains on your shirt never wash out.
I wish my garage was a few cm's higher. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:56 pm |
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Your garage's cms are so high that you're house sets on fire and anybody in it died as well as two neighbors living next-door.
I wish I knew how to cook exquiste meals |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:25 am |
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You can, but unfortunately they're only served as last meals to Texas Death Row inmates, meaning no repeat customers.
I wish they'd make a diet Coke that tastes exactly like the real version. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:52 am |
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Wish granted. To optimize the flavour to make it taste the same as regular coke, they add all the ingredients they took out to make it diet, and call it Diet Coke Plus, and it costs 50% more than the usual can
I wish I knew what the meat was in that burger I ate in Belgium in 1995 |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:27 am |
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So would the Belgian police, as it might solve a few missing persons cases.
I wish that movie advertising slogans were given under oath (so that the twonks who plugged The Omen with "Predicted by Nostradamus" and 2012 with "The Mayans Predicted It... Science Has Confirmed It" have to eat their words). |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:59 am |
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All the ad writers are struck by lightning for lying under oath. The studios are forced to replace them with 12-year olds they find on Facebook: "omg Twilight was SOOOOO awesome"
Wish you were here. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:07 pm |
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I was, but the tour guides moved me on.
I wish that Paris Hilton would do something worthwhile with her life. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:15 pm |
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She did!
She just hanged herself...
But now we have to see reportages and stuff about her on any TV station.
Her songs are passed all day on radio.
I wish I was blank |
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"U ARE JUST AN INFIRMINATE BASTARD CLOCKING LIKE AN OLD HEN" - Sh4m1m Al4v1
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:26 pm |
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granted you are now a blank sheet of paper, sitting in photocopier waiting to fulfill your destiny.
i wish my lad would hurry up and get the tattoo so the safari can start. |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:45 pm |
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Wish granted! Your lad has actually faked the tattoo and instead used crayon. Now he wants some money for a bus ticket!
I wish the people who are so obsessed with twitter and update everyone and anyone about the most crappiest thing they are doing have a bloke that goes around with them, weighing 30 stone, fully trained in martial arts to slap them around the ear. Not a kinky slap that they might get off on, but one of those that makes you dazed, ringing in one ear and thinking 'what the fuck?' |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa)
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:50 pm |
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granted, big ass, tweeter slapping officials now in all major cities, you twitter more than twice a week and you get slapped. this wish remains uncorrupted because we all know its the right thing.
I wish I was the guy who got to bitch slap anyone using twitter. |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:12 pm |
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Granted - Yours is a case of ID theft, which means the official records say that Mike Tyson needs to be slapped by yourself. You come round halfway through the anal rape minus one ear.
I wish that girl sat near me at work would wear a shorter skirt |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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