Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:15 pm

The heat death of the universe will put paid to that wish.

I wish they still had video arcades with all the classic games.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:25 pm

Your wish is granted but you will have to play 24/7. Shocked

I wish for Steward to come back. Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:39 pm

Granted, but he comes back with an avatar hotter than yours or mine and gets all the attention of all the boys.

I wish I could co-star with Antonio Banderas.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:59 pm

Wish granted. Sadly though, you get to star along side him in his first snuff film

I wish I hadnt eaten that ham sandwich for lunch as my stomach is now quite upset about the mayo puke

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:21 pm

Granted - you caught a nasty case of diarrhea this morning and didn't feel like eating lunch at all.

I wish it were an hour later so I could leave office and go home.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:46 pm

Wish granted and you are now teleported 1 hour into the future....
...completely missing the point where your boss decided on a whim, to giving away a free 60" LCD TV with all the trimming to anyone who can answer the question of what is the Nigerian criminal code for advance fee fraud.

I wish my car was a brand new BMW Mini Cooper S and not the clapped out old shit wagon it currently is

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:53 pm

Wish granted, but the Mini (even though only 4 weeks old - that's still brand new!) turns our to be pre-owned by a guy who regretted his purchase so much he drove to a deserted dark wood and committed suicide. The car, when found after 3 weeks and put on sale to cover the funeral costs) still looks like new, but the stench just doesn't go away.

I wish, errrrrrrr, I wish, ............ I wish that I knew something to wish for....

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:34 pm

Your head is now filled with so many possibilities that you can't decide what you want and end up wishing that your real name is Alphonse Rowbottom-Snagge.

I wish that more Lads were as stupid as the one that I just slapped.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:38 pm

The Genie claps his hands but instead makes the lads smarter and thus making them almost impossible to bait without them calling you a stupid internet joker in the early stages.

I wish I was able to get my lad to go on a safari.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:48 pm

You did, but he only uses gmail, which means you'll never know for sure.

I wish that I could get Lads to send me sword-and-sorcery themed photo trophies.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:00 pm

They do, however they re-enact the porn version. With an all-male, 300 pound RPG nerd cast. You're gonna need a lot of bleach to cleanse that image from your eyes.

I wish for world peace.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:26 pm

The Genie slaps you and makes it so that YOU are the one that started World War 3.

I wish I had and additional computer screen so that I can visit many websites and make photoshopping more easier.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:35 pm

Granted, you have so many computer screens you cannot find your way out of your room. You photo shop your own reality and are found days later after eating one of your photo shopped photos of a dinner.

I wish it were July 2009

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:55 pm

Granted, you have a time-machine but too bad it doubles as a freezer and you freeze to death during the journey.

I wish I had a Japanese Mixi account without having to get a cellphone email address or invite.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:45 am

Thanx to a misprint, you get a Miso account, and drown in soup.

I wish I hadn't posted Dickiboi's mobile number on the forum (sorry, Ninastian).

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:49 am

Poofff! Wish granted, the number is erased from the forum and everybody's memory, but unfortunately it is replaced by your real full name, address, telephone numbers, underwear size (and color) and the full record of school grades (the real ones, not the fake ones you showed to your parents at the time).

I wish my name was Alphonse Rowbottom-Snagge (can't help it)

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:30 am

Granted. But you are now Yastreb in RL, and you have to learn to swear like a demented sailor.

I wish my Eater salary matched my cost of living.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:37 am

Fine. Your cost of living is now that of a 14th Century English Peasant.

I wish that I didn't swear in RL the way my baiter personae do.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:44 pm

Swish, your baiter personae does the swearing for you and you come off as a rude person who is too afraid to cuss at people for fear that they might get offended and kill you.

I wish I could stand up for myself and not have to have someone do it for me.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:34 pm

Granted, however I technically just did it for you.

I wish I could see through walls.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:39 pm

Granted!: But your ability to see through walls also lets you see through human flesh, thus anyone caught in your gaze will be dead due to the radiation! Then your eyeballs will fall out.

I wish I was good at maths.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:36 pm

F'toom! You can do any maths problem instantly. Sadly you now have a crippling numbers compulsion and can't stop counting everything. Your social life suffers.

I wish that my colleagues at work were less dysfunctional.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:42 pm

BLAM! No more dysfunction. However, they are now quite contagious.

I wish I could speed read.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:57 pm

BLAM! Unfortunately you always speed read, and always out loud, and that's bad when doing vitally important presentations.

I wish that people would check Snopes.com more often before sending out lists of "strange 9/11 coincidences" and the like.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:08 pm

SHIZZAM! Now they send out conspiracy theories that the government censors Snopes to filter out the truth about 9/11.

I wish I was telekinetic.