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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:27 pm

I sent an opening email to one lad and simply told him I was interested. He replied thanking me for my interest, gave me a long drawn out story of his situation, and then asked for the following information from me: (I've put the interesting/weird ones in bold)

(1)FULL NAME:
(2)DATE OF BIRTH :
(3)PLACE OF BIRTH:
(4)HEIGHT:
(5)WEIGHT:
(6)QUALIFICATION:
(7)OCCUPATION:
(8)PRESENT POSITION:
(9)WORKING EXPERIENCE:
(10)MARITAL STATUS:
(11)PROVINCE OF ORIGIN OR STATE:
(12)NATIONALITY:
(13)BLOOD TYPE:
(14)HOME:
(15)HOBBIES:
(16)H.I.V TEST:
(17)LIFE POLICIES:
(18)LIFE STYLES:
(19)WORK IN A KITTY:
(20)FAVORITE FOOD:
(21)FAVORITE DRINKS:
(22)AIM:
(23)FAMILY ADAGE:
(24)PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX:
(25)OFFICE ADDRESS:
(26)HOUSE ADDRESS:

I'm thinking I am going to tell him that I didn't have time to answer all his questions, so I just picked the most important to answer. (Then, of course, pick all the strange ones with a few normal ones sprinkled in to make it look legit) I figure it's a good opportunity for some de-education. Still not sure how to answer "Work in a Kitty" though! Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:32 pm

Of course you work in a kitty - - usually in the left lung.

Bruin

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:35 pm

The Lad wants to get to know ALL about your character! Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:44 pm

I love Q & A. Very Happy

Bait It Up wrote:

(1)FULL NAME: Alfred Hitchensons
(2)DATE OF BIRTH: 1956, which is also the same day that Elvis Presley enters the United States music charts for the first time, with Heartbreak Hotel.
(3)PLACE OF BIRTH: Hospital
(4)HEIGHT: Occasionally
(5)WEIGHT: I can bench about 90kg
(6)QUALIFICATION: Advanced Diploma in Alien Palaeontology
(7)OCCUPATION: Beautician
(8)PRESENT POSITION: Sitting
(9)WORKING EXPERIENCE: Yes
(10)MARITAL STATUS: It's a long story, but it ended badly and I kept the dogs and he got the kids. I have a drinking problem after my abduction. Then I would take the car and drive for hours, crash into a ditch or tree and just wait to sober up. Needless to say it was all his fault for not stopping me from leaving, but then he was like "You drunk fool", and I was always vomiting in his car. Anyway, I am over it and he's now living with my mother.
(11)PROVINCE OF ORIGIN OR STATE: Narnia
(12)NATIONALITY: Ambrosia
(13)BLOOD TYPE: Red
(14)HOME: Most of the time, except when I go out.
(15)HOBBIES: Rock folding and Glue
(16)H.I.V TEST: After 'That Incident' I had several.
(17)LIFE POLICIES: You are what you eat
(18)LIFE STYLES: No matter what anyone else thinks, I actually loved the movie 'Water World'. I have tried to live my life based on these ideals. I am also a fan of anything by Jeffrey Dahmer. He's just so misunderstood.
(19)WORK IN A KITTY: Well I have, but you know how hard it is to meet loose women these days.
(20)FAVORITE FOOD: Diced Fawn
(21)FAVORITE DRINKS: Tang, Milk and pure spring water, and anything with more than a 60% alcohol
(22)AIM: Only with a lazer dot or night scope. I have depth perception issues and need the help.
(23)FAMILY ADAGE: Never leave a body in the trunk! It's an old family motto.
(24)PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX: That's private and I have a fear of ringtones.
(25)OFFICE ADDRESS: I do not work.
(26)HOUSE ADDRESS: I will send that when I can get back inside.

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:54 pm

NN, you are just so twisted! Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:21 am

(23)FAMILY ADAGE: Illegitimi nil carborundum.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Feb 2010 Posts: 77

I would reply HIV positive just to see his reaction. Like they care Razz

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:23 am

Wrong answer to number 17 NN, we're trying to sink the hook. The correct response is...

(17)LIFE POLICIES: Several, transferable, minimum value $350k

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:48 am

Work in a kitty must be a bad phonetic spelling of work activity or work in a city originally? Whatever this series of Q's has been around since forever ago (sometime in the nineties?) I have seen "Work in a kitty?" Answered "Don't take it personal", which seems no less cryptic than the question!

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:12 pm

Everything goes better with anal warts. I'm 'fitting' it into all my baits at the moment. Only those worthy enough stay to do battle ... and get the full treatment.

NN - agreed. (did I do it right? Embarassed

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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:51 pm

FAMILY ADAGE: Leave people in your trunk for 2 weeks.
BLOOD TYPE: Red and purple
WEIGHT: Anorexia
SEX: Yes
OCCUPATION: Adult telephone representative
HEIGHT: A Ruler
MARTIAL STATUS: Polygamy, 3 husbands 2 wives, 5 boyfriends, 4 girlfriends, 80 sexual partners, and fallen away religious-porn stars
DATE OF BIRTH: Let's see I expire on March 6 9923
PROVINCE OF ORIGIN OR STATE: The digital world in Digimon world 3
H.I.V. TEST: Yes, but I got pregnant from taking it
NATIONALITY: The Hilton Hotel, Room 223, Ask for Bob
FAVORITE DRINKS: Vodka, Beer, Soda Pop, Kool-aid with alcohol, and whatever a random stranger buys for me at a bar.
LIFE STYLES: I have not watched that movie yet. Is it good?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Feb 2010 Posts: 19

I think someone's learning from all of the baiter forms.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:31 pm

^^^That was my impressions, OR forms from dating site. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jan 2010 Posts: 51

I am surprised they did not ask now many pets you have, how many times you breathe, or fart lol!!

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:34 pm

^^^^^
And don't forget my Resting Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, Cholesterol Count, etc. Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 329

I wonder if this is recycled off form one of us has sent to him. I know we like to send out forms with silly questions like this.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:34 am

^

Yeah, it sounds like he's been re-Neducated Wink

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