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 BBC 2 Horizon - Cosmology and the standard model

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

1 quadrillionth of a second into creation and the cosmological standard model does not hold true so some bright spark who has a bent with numbers invents a new theory whereby the universes mass expands by a quadrillion quadrillion within the space of a millionth of a second and the standard model is back on track some 350,000 years later and observations suggest that there may be another problem with the standard model, seems as though theres not enough matter in the universe so here's a good idea we'll invent dark matter nobody can see it or detect it but it must exist so therefore it does and there you go the standard model is back on track and everybody can sleep easy in their beds. What's that about the expansion rate of the universe, something about the standard model predicting it would slow down but whoa hang about the latest data actually shows the expansion rate is accelerating ah of course we fogot to invent dark energy how stupid were we, we who thought nothingness meant nothingness when all the time there was this dark energy which constantly creates itself out of nothingness and fills the void. Move along nothing to see here the standard model is dead long live the standard model.

All the same one brilliant program

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Hmmm.
That's a long opening sentence you've got there SAS. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not for 14 billion years

where's that pesky edit button gone

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So where does the giant turtle come into it?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Right next to the giant sperm whale falling through space.

Oh wait that was a different story from another amazing author

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Image

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I got half way. What did I win? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember - The Turtle Moves!

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I have dark energy for sale. Very good quality. Send $500 via Western Union.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I finally understand it all now, it was all one big metaphor, Steward isnt missing, Steward IS the turtle.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Just as it is written in Stewards Holy GOAT (Gospel of All Teachings). Very Happy

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There's a million-to-one chance that a world like that exists. Of course, a million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten. Wink

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Basically galaxies don't know how to behave themselves.
They're not conforming to predicted patterns.
A bit like teenagers
So the universe is going all emo and is really into dark matters.
We'll have to just go with the dark flow.

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I wonder how large is the quantity of CH3-CH2-OH (aka alcohol) in the entire universe?
Tis quite a simple molecule. Found in many mollecular clouds.
Billions of billions of billions tons of pure alcohol...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Doe's it mean - if wer'e going on a long space-mission, there is always the chance to get a drink or two, everywhere in this galaxy or the other ?
And have a party ?
Cooool.

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