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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In my emails, I always add an "0" to any fee the lads ask for. It gets their attention and confirms I am non-too-bright. They are always happy to play along at the higher amount of course, until this nutjob emailed me. In this case he wanted $95 and I mentioned $950 in an email. His responce:

frist you see the fee is $95 not $950 as you written

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An honorable thief? Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Belker -- at least you know he's paying attention. I'm sure you can find a way to use that to your advantage! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, he sounds like he is gonna be fun to play with. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"It's 905, right?" Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about $059?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have one going and I was quoted something like $940 US or something (they were using GBP). I said that the exchange rate was only such-and-such and I should only be paying $708 and the lad apologized and is willing to accept that amount.

And asked me for the link for the conversions for future reference (which I did not send).

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