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Lantana
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anyone in Australia want to claim this lottery? Laughing


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Subject: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON $400.000.00USD,YOUR WINNING AS FOLLOWS
Date: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:33:00 -0500
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FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARDS DEPARTMENT AUSTRALIAN
INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY COPORATION;

CONGRATULATIONS

YOUR EMAIL IS ONE OF THE EMAILS THAT WON THIS YEAR
AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY, YOU DO NOT NEED TO BUY A TICKET TO BE PART OF THIS DRAW OF LOTTERY. IT IS BY RANDOM SELECTION OF SOME EMAILS, WHICH IF YOUR EMAIL IS ONE, YOU ARE A WINNER.

Contact your claims agent via phone +2348068590571

DATE08/03/2010
REF NUMBER:475061725
BATCH NUMBER:7056490902/188
WINNING NUMBER:GB8701/LPRC
CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT
[email protected]
[email protected]

CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!!
ATTENTION: Lucky Recipient.
We are delighted to inform you of your prize release
on the 8th of March 2010 from the AUSTRALIA
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAMME,Which is fully based
on an electronic selection of winners using their
e-mail addresses,Your name was attached to ticket
number; 47061725 07056490902 serial number 7741137002.
This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows
5-13-33-37-42 bonus number 17,which consequently won
the lottery in the second category. you have
been approved a lump sum pay of US$400,000.00,FOUR
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) in
cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total
cash SUM OF $3.200,000 USD prize which will be shared
amongst eight lucky winners in this
category.

All participant were selected through computer
balloting system drawn form Nine hundred thousand
E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia,United States,
Asia,Europe,Middle East,Africa and Oceania as
part of our international promotions program which is
conducted annually.This Lottery was promotedand
sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational
companies as part of theirsocial responsibility to the
citizens in the communities where they have
operational base.

Further more your detail (e-mail address) falls within
our Nigeria representative office in
Africa as indicated in your play coupon
and your prize of US$400,000.00 will be released to
you from this regional branch office in
NIGERIA.We hope with part of your prize,you will
participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3
Billion international draw.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact our fiducial
agent, REV.FR.MARK JERRY.
EMAIL ADDRESSES,
[email protected]
[email protected]
Contact him via phone +2348068590571

To file for your claim.Please quote your reference,
batch and winning number which can be found on the top
left corner of his notification as well as your full
name,address and telephone number to help locate your
file easily.

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep
this information confidential from the public until
your claim is processed and your prize released to
you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of
this programme by non-participant or un official
personnel.

NOTE, all winnings must be claimed before TWO [2]WEEKS
otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and
eventually donated to charity organization.
Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!
Best Regards REV.DUCK.(co-ordinator).
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS
AGENT REV.FR.MARK JERRY VIA EMAIL;
[email protected]
[email protected]

ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE
WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATIONS.
ANYONE BELOW EIGHTEEN (1Cool YEARS OF AGE CAN MAKE
HIS/HER CLAIM IN PROXY THROUGH EITHER OF THE PARENTS

AND DO INFORM THE AGENT INCHARGE.

Copyright 1999-2010 Australian Lottery International.

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Closed lad accounts Thanks to Murry and Kate
Closed lad accounts Nigerian lad posing as a Finland shop keeper
xxxx @ yahoo.com is my id and i m looking for sex if you help me in doing sex plz give me <- said to my alter ego Tonya
this will not cost you anything ..going to western union to send me $200 <- said to me by my Nigerian lad posing as a shop keeper in Finland
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Lantana ... I'm on it Very Happy

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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
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Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I'll have a bite of that as well.

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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
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"You are a dead meat!"
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

92 year old Alb3rt F1sh writes back:

Dear Mr Jerry,

I'm not certain I understand this. To be honest I'm not as young as I once was, and a lot of these new fangled gadgets are a bit beyond me. It says I've won some money, is that right??? Can you tell me what I should do next? I have to go put my teeth in now, dinner is about to be served at the Dame Edna Everage Memorial Retirement Centre, where I've been living since I turned 90.

How old are you? Are you 90? I am.

Albert

I suspect his Alzheimers is going to drive our boi crazy Wink

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

internationalchrysis wrote:
92 year old Alb3rt F1sh writes back:


Albert Fish, eh? How is little Grace then?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hey all ...

Thought I might google the phone number used in the lad's email and got a few interesting hits.

The Consumer Complaints Forum in India (you really do need to look) has a slew of posts questioning whether or not this is a fake. Shocked WTF! It's not like I have great hopes but it would be nice if this organisation gave a clear answer ... "Hell yeah, it's as crooked as an old man's spine!"

India is a wee bit sensitive about Aussies because of a few nationals getting robbed and beaten. Turned out most perps were Indian nationals too (not that this excuses the violence). Be nice to be able to set this record straight and warn off a slew of possible victims.

WARNING ABOUT THIS SITE:

Another hit points to the ever lovable "FREE ALL SERIALS CRACKS AND KEYS" (http://serials-cracks-keys.blogspot.com/2010/01/australian-lottery-you-have-won.htmlXXX) Remove the XXX if you feel brave.

This looks really crook and may well be associated with the lads. I noticed it tried to do a redirect when I clicked on the banner and FF coughed blood. Seems STURSUOP.COM is a problem and has 'stolen' the site? (yeah ... like I know anything about this crap) But I can't dig any info on the domain. Shocked Odd site has a shitoad of lad scam emails and other crap. No mention that they are actually scams either.

I can't make heads nor tails of the DOMAIN info on serials-cracks-keys.blogspot.com ...
Quote:
Registrant:
DNS Admin
Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View CA 94043
US
[Who Is Domain] +1.6502530000 Fax: +1.6506188571

Domain Name: blogspot.com[Who Is Domain]

Registrar Name: Markmonitor.com[Who Is Domain]
Registrar Whois: whois.markmonitor.com[Who Is Domain]
Registrar Homepage: http://www.markmonitor.com[Who Is Domain]

Administrative Contact:
DNS Admin
Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View CA 94043
US
[Who Is Domain] +1.6502530000 Fax: +1.6506188571
Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
DNS Admin
Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View CA 94043
US
[Who Is Domain] +1.6502530000 Fax: +1.6506188571

Created on..............: 2000-07-31.
Expires on..............: 2010-07-31.
Record last updated on..: 2009-06-07.

Domain servers in listed order:

ns3.google.com[Who Is Domain]
ns2.google.com[Who Is Domain]
ns1.google.com[Who Is Domain]
ns4.google.com[Who Is Domain]

If I understand the above ... it's Google?? Naaaahh.

What do we do to get nasty sites closed especially when they seem to be a home for enterprising lads?

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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)

Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Yastreb: Grace is stewed, thankyou for asking!

Meanwhile the Rev Jerry sends this back:

AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY FORM

DEAR WINNER,

I GOT YOUR EMAIL YOU SENT TO ME I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR MAIL IS
ONE OF THE 8 EMAILS THAT WON THE SUM OF $400,000.00USD IN AUSTRALIAN
LOTTERY PROMOTION AND ALSO AM 78 YEARS OLD NOW BUT SOON I WILL BE 79 I
HOPE YOU ARE UNDERSTOOD. SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS FOR THE
TRANSFER.

1]YOUR NAMES:

2]CONTACT ADDRESSS :

3]DATE OF BIRTH :

4]NATIONALITY :

5]CONTACT NUMBER :

6]OCCUPATION

7]SEX :

8]BANK NAME AND ADDRESS :

9]ACCOUNT NUMBER :

CONGRATULATION ONCE MORE

ALL THESE ARE THE INFORMATION WE NEED FOR THE TRANSFER AND ONCE AGAIN
CONGRATULATIONS AND BE REST ASSURED.

BEST REGARDS
REV FR MARK JERRY
CONTACT NUMBER +<snipped>

I'm going to have fun filling out this form

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So, I sent him this back. It WAS fun filling out the form...

Dear Jerry (or is it Mark? You know, back in MY day JerryMark, we had
names that made sense, not like kids today. With their Kyleee and
Britnee & Arailt... what do you think?).

My answers are below. And my name is Albert, not winner. I may be 92
years old, but I do remember how to spell my name! Though you can call
me Al if you like though JerryMark, as you seem like a nice guy (with a
strange name though).

Albert




On Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:46 -0800, "MARK JERRY" <[email protected]>
wrote:
AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY FORM

DEAR WINNER,

I GOT YOUR EMAIL YOU SENT TO ME I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR MAIL IS ONE OF THE 8 EMAILS THAT WON THE SUM OF $400,000.00USD IN AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY PROMOTION AND ALSO AM 78 YEARS OLD NOW BUT SOON I WILL BE 79 I HOPE YOU ARE UNDERSTOOD. SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS FOR THE
TRANSFER.

1]YOUR NAMES: Albert Fish

2]CONTACT ADDRESSS : 49 Black Range Road MUMBULLA MOUNTAIN NSW 2550

3]DATE OF BIRTH : May 13th, 1918

4]NATIONALITY : American born, Australian permanent resident

5]CONTACT NUMBER : 4086 7719

6]OCCUPATION: Boxer (retired)

7]SEX : Not since 1978

8]BANK NAME AND ADDRESS : I don't trust banks. They're part of a global conspiracy to rip off people like you and me. If you Have a bank account jerrymark, I advise you to close it now and keep your money under your mattress like I do

9]ACCOUNT NUMBER : No really, I mean it.

CONGRATULATION ONCE MORE

ALL THESE ARE THE INFORMATION WE NEED FOR THE TRANSFER AND ONCE AGAIN
CONGRATULATIONS AND BE REST ASSURED.

BEST REGARDS
REV FR MARK JERRY
CONTACT NUMBER +2348068590571

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks everyone for playing with this lad. I don't have the expertise yet to work a lottery scam and greatly appreciate all of you having a go at him.

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Closed lad accounts Thanks to Murry and Kate
Closed lad accounts Nigerian lad posing as a Finland shop keeper
xxxx @ yahoo.com is my id and i m looking for sex if you help me in doing sex plz give me <- said to my alter ego Tonya
this will not cost you anything ..going to western union to send me $200 <- said to me by my Nigerian lad posing as a shop keeper in Finland
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So now the Aussie lottery is paying in US dollars? Shocked I kinda like the AU100 bills with the little window.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Me too Curlyearl. what the hell am I gonna do with You Ess money. it'll be a while before American dollars are legal tender in Oztraylia

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Meantime, JerryMark didn't read my form at all. I got this twice. Seems ol' Albert's gonna struggle with this one:

DEAR, Albert Fish

REFENCE NO:475061725
BATCH NO:7056490902/188
WINNING NUMBER:GB701/LPRC:
AMOUNT WON:$400,000,00USD

YOUR PAYMENT FALLS WITHING AFRICA PAYMENT BOOKLET AND YOUR WON PRIZE HAS BEEN DEPOSITED WITH UNION BANK OF NIGERIA.

YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO WRITE AN APPLICATION LETTER FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR MONEY,STATING YOUR AGENT'S NAME,WINNING NUMBERS AND NEXT OF KIN AND REF.YOU ARE TO USE THE INFORMATION BELOW TO CONTACT THE PAYING
BANK.

YOU ALSO HAVE TO INDICATE THAT YOU WANT AN INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS.

THE MEANS OF BANK TO BANK TRANSFER IS ACCEPTABLE PROVIDED THAT YOU SUMMIT YOUR BANK DETAILS WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED INTO..

NOTE:AFTER YOU MUST HAVE CONTACTED THE PAYING BANK FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR LOTTERY PRIZE MONEY, THEY WILL MAKE IMMEDIATE PROCESSING AND TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR,
EXCHANGE CONTROL AND INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT,
(UNION BANK OF NIGERIA)
(INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT).
E-MAIL: [email protected]

(CLAIMS VERIFICATION AND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT).
E-MAIL:[email protected]

DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT I CAN ASSIST YOU WITH.

CONGRATULATION ONCE MORE

BEST REGARDS,
REV FR MARK JERRY.
REGIONAL CLAIMS AGENT

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

internationalchrysis wrote:
Me too Curlyearl. what the hell am I gonna do with You Ess money. it'll be a while before American dollars are legal tender in Oztraylia


Laughing clapping tooooo funny chrysis

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Lantana


Closed lad accounts Thanks to Murry and Kate
Closed lad accounts Nigerian lad posing as a Finland shop keeper
xxxx @ yahoo.com is my id and i m looking for sex if you help me in doing sex plz give me <- said to my alter ego Tonya
this will not cost you anything ..going to western union to send me $200 <- said to me by my Nigerian lad posing as a shop keeper in Finland
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And struggle he did. I like how he's slowly turning into a conspiracy nut: Wink Rolling Eyes

Dear JerryMark,

NIGERIA??? What the hell is my money doing in Nigeria??? Why isn't it in Australia like I am? I TOLD you not to trust the bank and look where it's gotten us! Now how on earth are we gonna get it to Australia and under my mattress like it's supposed to be? I'm really gonna need your help here JerryMark.

When I was the Boxer known as the "Werewolf of Wysteria", I could box my way through anything, except a bank! Those bank bastards ripped my parents off of all their savings during what they called the great depression, which as well know was a government conspiracy to secretly fund the war they wanted to have with the Nazis. Did you know World war II started in 1931? I do. It started in China!

Albert

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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!

Safari x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)

Closed lad accounts (19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He send this back. I love how he's still sticking to script (Though he forgot to paste in the first letter i), and I love how he just pasted Albert's name into it, 'cos I told to stop calling me winner:

NTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT.

DEAR, Albert Fish

REFENCE NO:475061725
BATCH NO:7056490902/188
WINNING NUMBER:GB701/LPRC:
AMOUNT WON:$400,000,00USD

YOUR PAYMENT FALLS WITHING AFRICA PAYMENT BOOKLET AND YOUR WON PRIZE HAS BEEN DEPOSITED WITH UNION BANK OF NIGERIA.

YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO WRITE AN APPLICATION LETTER FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR MONEY,STATING YOUR AGENT'S NAME,WINNING NUMBERS AND NEXT OF KIN AND REF.YOU ARE TO USE THE INFORMATION BELOW TO CONTACT THE PAYING BANK.

YOU ALSO HAVE TO INDICATE THAT YOU WANT AN INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS.

THE MEANS OF BANK TO BANK TRANSFER IS ACCEPTABLE PROVIDED THAT YOU SUMMIT YOUR BANK DETAILS WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED INTO..

NOTE:AFTER YOU MUST HAVE CONTACTED THE PAYING BANK FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR LOTTERY PRIZE MONEY, THEY WILL MAKE IMMEDIATE PROCESSING AND TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR,
EXCHANGE CONTROL AND INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT,
(UNION BANK OF NIGERIA)
(INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT).
E-MAIL: [email protected]

(CLAIMS VERIFICATION AND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT).
E-MAIL:[email protected]

DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT I CAN ASSIST YOU WITH.

CONGRATULATION ONCE MORE

BEST REGARDS,
REV FR MARK JERRY.
REGIONAL CLAIMS AGENT

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I sent this back, with a slight slap about Nigerians (lifted straight from last year's sci fi flick District 9):

JerryMark,

That doesn't even make sense! Surely an Australian lottery would be in an Australian Bank, NOT an African one. I may be 92 years old with the onset of Alzheimers, but even I know that an Australian lottery would be stored in an Australian bank.

Besides, I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't trust the Nigerians. I saw this awesome DOCUMENTARY called "District 9" (did you know South Africa is full of Aliens called "prawns"??? I do, I saw it in the documentary!), and in it a Nigerian tried to cut off another guy's hand! And if they're willing to do that, god knows what a bank would be willing to do to you, they're evil banks are, the spawn of Satan himself!!!

And since you and I both know Banks are inherently evil, and I need your help JerryMark to get the money you promised me under my mattress and out of that bank full of people willing to cut off another guy's arm.

I'm going to have think about what to do about this JerryMark, maybe while I take a poo and fantasise about the cute brunette Nurse we have here. She has the biggest tits I've ever seen! I may be old JerryMark, but I'm NOT dead yet!

I might be dead in a few hours time though. You might want to check with the staff then.

Albert

Up next, Albert's brunette nurse with the big tits Sabrina Baier wants a piece of the action!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As I mentioned Sabrina wants in. I sent JerryMark this from Sabrina's Gmail account:

Mark (If that's your real name),

My name is Sabrina Baier and I am Albert Fish's attendant Nurse here at the Dame Edna Everage Memorial retirement Centre. I have been helping him send email (the guy IS 92 after all. Do you REALLY expect him to understand the complexities of a computer?), and I've seen every email you've sent him. I'm also savvy enough to understand what email fraud is.

How much are you after from this creep? Not as much as I can help you get I bet. You don't understand what a motherlode you've hit upon. This guy is old, REAL old and he has Alzheimers, so he doesn't have all that long to live.

He's also a Multi Millionaire, having help set up the Robert Helpmann group in 1969. Fish is worth over 40 Million dollars because of this group. It is the most successful venture of it's kind anywhere in the world, helping gay guys become straight again. As I said, through his Robert Helpmann Group. Fish is defiantly homophobic and teamed up with his mate Robert after finding out Fish's own son was gay in 1967. Helpmann died a while back from too much alcohol and now Fish's own alcohol abuse is catching up with him.

What I'm telling you basically is that for a percentage, I can help you get much more cash than this crappy lottery scam you're trying. I only have to flash my brunette hair and big tits at him and he goes GAGA. He will do anything I tell him when I do that (after all, I'm only 19), and I want in!!!

Think about it baby!!! Even after my share, you could get more money out of this than you'll make in over a couple of years. Hell you could RETIRE on that kind of cash.

Sabrina

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So lotterboi writes back, "What do you want me to do now?". Sabrina of course has plans. She send this, along with a happy snap of 80's pop star Sabrina Salerno:

Mark,

What I want you to do is exactly what you have been doing for now.

Be patient with this guy, he's in the early stages of Alzheimers and forgets things and sometimes goes off on his own tangents. That said it also makes him more susceptible to suggestion and more likely to go with your plan.

As his attendant care nurse I have spent years cleaning up after him and I want my share of the cash. As I said he's worth 40 mill, and with no dependants we might be able to get it all if we play our cards right.

And if everything goes to plan, I'll need to leave the country. where are you from, how old are you? Are hot? I've attached a pic of me for you to see, let me know if you think I'm hot

Sabrina

Let's see if he bites Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And after Albert gets a similar "What do you want" email, he shoots this back:

JerryMark,

What I want is VERY simple. I want you to do your goddamn job and get me my money. I still don't understand why it's sitting in a Nigerian Bank and not under my mattress! If I've won it like you say then it should be a simple matter for you to get it.

By the way the nurse with the big tits is suddenly payting more attention to me! You think she'll have sex with me???

Albert

I'm hoping to turn this into a love bait. And maybe it's time I tried to become a proud member of the Todger club Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
And maybe it's time I tried to become a proud member of the Todger club Twisted Evil



HAHAHAHA Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad's been a bit quiet. I send this to see if he hasn't dropped me yet:

So JerryMark,

How are you going at getting my money out of Nigeria? Did they try to cut off your hand? the nurse with the big tits whoset up this for me says I should pay attention to what you are offering me but I'm not certain I completely understand.

Can you make sure I'm doing it right, as I need to put that money under my mattress, I want to have sex with the nurse with the big tits. Do you have sex? I don't and I'm as horny as hell!

Albert
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And he's dropped me Sad

But I DID have fun with the character. I'll be using him again for sure

Tone4.0

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"You are a dead meat!"
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