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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a miracle!!! bill2 has been resurrected! Look all ye blasphemers and tremble at the power that is Steward!

Thanks for all or you!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, bill2. But .. how can you say 'nothing has changed' resurrecting in the Thread of all threads? 'No spare time' is no excuse anymore. Steward was here. Steward Himself!! Can you imagine?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Go and spread the word bill2.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bill2 has been raised from the dead, It's an Eater miracle.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ are you going to do this every time someone looks in who hasn't been around for a while?

What about Harry? Are you seriously going to say he's a messiah if he sticks his head around the door?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The appearance of Bill2 is, not surprisingly, the second sign of the coming Dark Times. Do not worship before false idols....

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry is here? Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear the return of Frederick Fokker is imminent.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bi Gal even maybe?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Calm and raisins, that is what is needed here. Sadly, some have jumped up and down on the bed too many times.

Steward brought a message of hope and friendship. Remember he spoke of "all or you", meaning us.

Steward came to expand out minds, not to encapsulate them. I am disconcerted that some have reached into other religious traditions to try to describe Steward.

Steward transcends religion. It is the Infidel iMike that has attempted to characterize Stewardians as religious zealots. We are much more than that. We need not find goat skins to wrap ourselves in. That is a smelly action and it leaves the goats nakked.

Please fellow Stewardites, do not be lulled into a religious stupor. Steward is as Steward does.

Accept no substitutes or re-packaging.


I still hold out little hope for iMike.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

forgive me steward for i have sinned. it has been three years since my last confession.
I made someone get stredded somewhere and someone else move from their residence to live with a friend.
i also have ties with mr G

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Steward is as Steward does


steward 'does' - disappeared
ergo, steward 'is' - non existant. QED.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ iMike.
I renounced all this shit and now you tell me that Harry is a messiah Question

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Harry!!!! Where the hell did I say that??

If he's the messiah, I'm a cherry trifle.

Incidentally, from another thread:

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Oh Jesus.
Not another Steward thread.

Can't you people face up to the fact that he won't be resurrected?


So which side is the rodenty one on?

We've had fish for tea. That piece of halibut was good enough for steward himself Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

'Noid, the reclaimer, forgive the seguay into others religion! I hold raisins and weep in a low and moaning way. I now see the messag of the third post has been lost in tradition and not revealed for it's true worth...Steward is everywhere. He is even in iMike regardless of his turbidity.
Steward is to be shared by all regardless as he exists in the all or you.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
regardless of his turbidity


are you calling me fat?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike, from the Ministry of Serendipity. Me thinks thou doest protest too much. The office from which you claim to derive your existence is but a coincidence. Serendipity cannot be tested nor proven ergo QED to you too.

Steward had two known posts and Serendipity has had none. If Serendipity does not exist, then I suggest your existential crisis is knocking at your proverbial door.

I see you slipping farther and farther away. Your image is becoming faint to the eye and din to the ear. Your fear filled rhetoric is well, so very un-Steward like.

Steward posted with confidence and sagacity. Something that is said very seldom in my experience.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
so very un-Steward like


I'm here - steward isn't. I'm very un-steward like then.

Right, I'm off to bed. Sleep well everyone.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike says:
Quote:
What about Harry? Are you seriously going to say he's a messiah if he sticks his head around the door?

Then he says:
Quote:
Harry!!!! Where the hell did I say that??

If he's the messiah, I'm a cherry trifle.

iMike has me confused Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is no confusion Fowan...iMike is confused if at all or you.

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I'm here - steward isn't. I'm very un-steward like then.


iMike, you are here, Steward is here, he is always here with us in us around us. You are so very Steward like. I am proud.

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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This steward thing has gotten out of hand. It's obvious we have made that age-old blunder of attempting to squash someone we were intimidated by, only to elevate him to hero/idol status.

Our plight is very different though from that of blind, evil dictatorships of the past. We have the power to invite steward back to earth and return him to his mortal member status. That will give you all the chance to see him in his true light: a weak little kitten who thinks his needle sharp claws can somehow protect him from the lions of true power.

I'll unsuspend him tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How little you know, you ignorant mods. You can click anything you like on your little mod button boards, but there's nothing you can do for the resurrection of Steward. Do not bother.

He will return when the time has come. And when it has, only brother SOOI *might* be able to persuade our Leader to continue spreading His words of wisdom on these forums.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Steward cannot be squashed. Do not try.
Steward does not intimidate. Look within for the source of your discomfort.
Steward cannot be elevated in any way. He always is and always will be.
Steward has helped us to reveal the true nature of SOOI--Brother and/or traitor? This eternal paradox is the essence of Stewardiana.
Steward may return to us in physical form. I ache for that, but if not....
Steward will still always be with us within and without.
To know him is to love him. iMike merely does not know him. He erects barricades to his soul and will not let the light in. Tragic as it is, that's all that's happening.
Thus ends the Third Book of Steward

Let us be peaceful in our pursuit of Stewardism.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

luckey wrote:
I'll unsuspend him tomorrow.


Luckey, you are truly a gentle person. Do you think Steward will actually come to the "welcome home" party?

Maybe Corona could bake one of her cakes. We could have gifts ready I can bring sharp sticks... I can hardly wait to see if he has other words of wisdom for the assembled masses!

Mayhaps iMike will them believe what his weak heart has kept him from seeing.

Thank you Luckey, you are back at the top of my list of fav Mods. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Members of the third post. Beware false hopes in a triumphant return of Stewart. Did not Father Outofit say that Steward would not be resurrected? If the Steward who once dwelt here among us is not coming back, it must be a puppet that this unclean mod wishes to plant.
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