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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Woooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo

Welcome back steward

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm.

I want to see the holes where the nails went through, first.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HsDo_zUcXU

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Phew!
Glad to know that you're alive Steward. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, dearestest brother steward. This is a memorable day for all of us. Subconsciously I always knew you'd show up again. I guess we all did. Somehow, somewhere .. The Eater family feels complete again.

Tell us everything: where have you been? And what did you have to do to deserve your shiny brand new custom tag?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Steward mystery deepens. See his tag. See the total amount of his posts. Try to find his posts. See the date of his last visit. Etc.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=54914

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/search.php?search_author=steward

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I dont get it Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now his posts are being zombified too ... What's going on? Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*shakes head*

This is the strangest Happy International Women's Day I've ever experienced.

And it's only halfway done so far.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Caligula wrote:
Hi Steward, welcome to eater. Don't mind us, sometimes people around here tend to act a little goofy Very Happy

Says the cat in a funny hat Very Happy

Steward glad the rabid lad gerbil zombies saw how determined we all were to win your release. Do please tell all ... especially all of the d-zombification procedures you endured. I heard it involved multiple anal probes ... well, that's what I heard. Laughing

EDIT: Hold on a ticky tock ... you are so right N.O.R.A. Something smells decayed about this indeed. D-zombification rites takes days to run their course and the (now) ex-zombie needs to grow back all of the wiggly bits that dropped off.

Ergo ... who posted using Stewards account????????????????? At a guess, and don't quote me, it might be a zombie lord. They will do anything to prevent his return. Damn them.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dogsbum wrote:
you are so right N.O.R.A.


I don't care if I'm right or not, I just want Steward back. He was like Klaasvaak, posted mostly on General Chat so I could neglect the other forums without missing out anything significant on Eater.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

While Steward was far and away one of the most promising baiters this forum has ever seen, his bold, "out of the box" thinking and wild popularity was too threatening to us, so we had no choice but to suspend him.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My bet's split between:

1. Cash-baiting
2. Mention of U$man Be11o

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Otterfan wrote:
Mention of U$man Be11o


Is there any possibility that Steward, was in fact, he who can not me named?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh!HolygoodgodNONONONO!

Um... I mean... I do so hope that this was not the case.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fortunately, if the-suspended-baiter-who-must-not-be-named is the same as he-who-must-not-be-named, I should be safe... I did not taunt him while he was here.

The rest of you, however, are another story....

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

luckey wrote:
While Steward was far and away one of the most promising baiters this forum has ever seen, his bold, "out of the box" thinking and wild popularity was too threatening to us, so we had no choice but to suspend him.


I'm shocked. Our dearestest brother: ***SUSPENDED***

He was a once in a lifetime opportunity for us to take baiting to the next level. I feel deprived and depressed. Suicidal even. Pushing that SUSPEND button turned many lives meaningless. I hope you realize what you've done. Was it Rover crapping his pants over his admin position? Or maybe Shiver? Afraid to lose his status of baiting legend that was bound to happen any day soon after steward's appearance?

We want steward back! Yes, in red. Period.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dutch wrote:
We want steward back! Yes, in red. Period.


I didn't feel comfortable reading that paragraph on Happy International Women's Day.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is hardly the time for jokeshittery, Otterfan.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Luckey, do you mean that geniuses must stay lonely but the rest are welcome to join Eater and bait mediocrely the occasional hitlads thinking they (i.e. we) are doing something useful and fun? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dutch wrote:
This is hardly the time for jokeshittery, Otterfan.


Besides, you were to finish this, if I may remind you, Otterfan!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh! You people and your ability to remember things from beyond 15 minutes ago! It'll be the ruin of me, it really will.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a terribly disappointing way to start my morning (mourning?)
To see that ugly word, "suspended" on Steward's account. It's heartbreaking...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Steward!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We found Steward, but Where's My Chippy!!!! Shocked

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