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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:26 pm |
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I tell you, Badger, before the rooster crows today, you will deny three times that you knew Him. You've seen what happened to iMike .. Just saying .. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:56 pm |
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^^^ I'm still here. Come to the light BB. You know it makes sense. |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:24 pm |
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Welcome back, iMike. *big hugs*. Listen tho this reincarnated apostate, BB, and make the sensible choice. Come, and walk back into to light of Steward. |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:35 pm |
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This thread is in danger of making Stewart into a god and being locked, so I'm in before the lock. |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:16 pm |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:25 pm |
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^^ Welcome to the unbelievers, brother Caligula.
@BB & Dutch- you'll be in the minority soon. |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:33 pm |
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This is a mock up of where I work for a living. On the left is a green button, in the real thing next to it, is a yellow one with the label 'Steward Panel Activated' I like to think that, when the great one re-appears, he can contact me at 'the office'.
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:36 pm |
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iMike please review prior page. I renounce my affiliation to the third post. Itis only a ploy to kill the true PWT. I hold to the old guard faithfully. Let us tear down the fromagrie of ill repute! Come back to the thread you know well. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:49 pm |
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^^ My apologies BB. Let us crush the stewardites once & for all. There should be only one true PWT (do I hear the jangle of keys?)
@ Inspector - that looks suspiciously like the safety control station of a certain nuclear power plant. Are you sure you're not really Homer Simpson? |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:20 pm |
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Look what this thread has turned into compared to Steward's original message of only wanting to sow friendship and to thank us all (or you).
It doesn't matter if you think Steward is divine, holy, or the scrapings from someone's shoe after they've milked the cows... it's his message that counts. Do we really want a divided Eater? I mean, seriously, again? |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:51 pm |
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^^No, we don't want a divided Eater. It is time to unite under Steward. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:12 pm |
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Amen, Brother MikeH and Brother Otterfan. |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:35 pm |
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Do hurry up and have ya schisms n splits and lock this parody.
Mr Toasty is waiting in the wings to start a new thread and testament of true faith.
He is momentarily friendless but hoping to surpass Steward's rather mæger post count. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:39 pm |
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Quote: |
t's his message that counts |
But which one? Presumably the 'missing' i.e non-existant post. |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:51 pm |
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You are so right iMike - very salient indeedie.
A non-existent post is nothing at all, what we want is existential toast instead.
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Nero419
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2010
Posts: 236
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:34 pm |
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I believe his second post has at least a double message in it.
St. Steward I wrote: |
"Thank you or all" |
Just analyze it and you will find the third and final answer |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 pm |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:37 pm |
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BadgerBait, my Stewardian brother, I was trying to ascertain the reason for your sudden about face. I am convinced that it is the lack of believing female company in this movement.
I saw that Kate decided post about Steward, but what I noticed is that her posts were ambivalent at best. I can understand someone who was not here early on, misunderstanding the importance of Steward.
iMike is a predictable anomaly. I am encouraging BadgerBait and Kate (separately for obvious reasons) to start at page one post one and see the whole message of Steward once again, if not for the first time.
Steward will live on through various mentions in this thread and threads for years to come. That is the essence of a living legend.
Elvis is King and Steward is time immemorial. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:17 pm |
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I really hate it when something like this happens, and I miss a great baiter who passed through like a meteor, or a dump truck late at nght, passing on the edge of my consciousness, scarcely remembered at the light of dwn, leaving only the fading sound of squeaking axles as it moves off into the distance, and the faint scent of fermented household garbage. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:26 pm |
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You get some strange meteors where you live, DSW. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:41 am |
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Kate you are right! Toast is what we need! It is real and taste good with assorted condiments spread upon it. I like toast as it is almost alway a companion food to bacon. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:14 am |
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^^^And eggs of course. |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:46 pm |
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^^This series of posts is a blatant attempt to hijack the Steward thread by the self-anointed post-deconstructionist psuedo-rationalists.
Stewardians! Continue the faith!
I would propose a series of testaments, in which each of us recounts how the simple wisdom of Steward has aided us in our daily lives. I would also suggest that relatively too much attention has been paid to the mysterious 2nd post "Thanks for all or you" and not enough to the simple basic tenet of life that Steward urges upon us:
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I hope that i would get many new friends |
That is my wish for the day. Thank you again, Steward! |
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No more jokes about attendants!
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:57 pm |
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Steward has
-given me (much needed) self-confidence when dealing with spam bots. I WANT to have the last word!
-convinced me that most online greeting cards are bad taste
-goat pron is not what life is all about only
-helped Hänsel & Gretel to find back home
-invented jazz, under several disguises ("Armstrong", "Morton", "Bechet",...). It was all him!
-invented the wheel. Or can you prove it different, huh? Can you? Huh?
He has also invented scambaiting. He made Shiver Metimbers in his subterranean laboratory. But I´m not supposed to tell! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:41 pm |
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Steward brought us more love and true friendship than 7 years of Valentine's threads put together, and more inspiration than Shiver's book or any of the golden pith helmet safari's, hilarious pictures and movies.
We can not begin to realize just how all encompassing the subject title "Hi All!" (Note again the exclamation marks) has been, and what impact this has had on the lives of many of us.
Allow me to humbly repeat His words. To all or you, without exception of the apostate's: Hi All! |
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