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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I tell you, Badger, before the rooster crows today, you will deny three times that you knew Him. You've seen what happened to iMike .. Just saying ..

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I'm still here. Come to the light BB. You know it makes sense.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, iMike. *big hugs*. Listen tho this reincarnated apostate, BB, and make the sensible choice. Come, and walk back into to light of Steward.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This thread is in danger of making Stewart into a god and being locked, so I'm in before the lock.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He isn't God. He's the antichrist. He's the fallen angel.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Welcome to the unbelievers, brother Caligula.

@BB & Dutch- you'll be in the minority soon.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a mock up of where I work for a living. On the left is a green button, in the real thing next to it, is a yellow one with the label 'Steward Panel Activated' I like to think that, when the great one re-appears, he can contact me at 'the office'.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike please review prior page. I renounce my affiliation to the third post. Itis only a ploy to kill the true PWT. I hold to the old guard faithfully. Let us tear down the fromagrie of ill repute! Come back to the thread you know well.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ My apologies BB. Let us crush the stewardites once & for all. There should be only one true PWT (do I hear the jangle of keys?)

@ Inspector - that looks suspiciously like the safety control station of a certain nuclear power plant. Are you sure you're not really Homer Simpson?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Look what this thread has turned into compared to Steward's original message of only wanting to sow friendship and to thank us all (or you).


It doesn't matter if you think Steward is divine, holy, or the scrapings from someone's shoe after they've milked the cows... it's his message that counts. Do we really want a divided Eater? I mean, seriously, again?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^No, we don't want a divided Eater. It is time to unite under Steward.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Amen, Brother MikeH and Brother Otterfan.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do hurry up and have ya schisms n splits and lock this parody.

Mr Toasty is waiting in the wings to start a new thread and testament of true faith.

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He is momentarily friendless but hoping to surpass Steward's rather mæger post count.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
t's his message that counts


But which one? Presumably the 'missing' i.e non-existant post.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You are so right iMike - very salient indeedie.

A non-existent post is nothing at all, what we want is existential toast instead.

Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe his second post has at least a double message in it.

St. Steward I wrote:
"Thank you or all"


Just analyze it and you will find the third and final answer bow_down

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Words fail me .. Stevie said it all ...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BadgerBait, my Stewardian brother, I was trying to ascertain the reason for your sudden about face. I am convinced that it is the lack of believing female company in this movement.

I saw that Kate decided post about Steward, but what I noticed is that her posts were ambivalent at best. I can understand someone who was not here early on, misunderstanding the importance of Steward.

iMike is a predictable anomaly. I am encouraging BadgerBait and Kate (separately for obvious reasons) to start at page one post one and see the whole message of Steward once again, if not for the first time.

Steward will live on through various mentions in this thread and threads for years to come. That is the essence of a living legend.

Elvis is King and Steward is time immemorial.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really hate it when something like this happens, and I miss a great baiter who passed through like a meteor, or a dump truck late at nght, passing on the edge of my consciousness, scarcely remembered at the light of dwn, leaving only the fading sound of squeaking axles as it moves off into the distance, and the faint scent of fermented household garbage.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You get some strange meteors where you live, DSW.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kate you are right! Toast is what we need! It is real and taste good with assorted condiments spread upon it. I like toast as it is almost alway a companion food to bacon.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^And eggs of course.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^This series of posts is a blatant attempt to hijack the Steward thread by the self-anointed post-deconstructionist psuedo-rationalists.

Stewardians! Continue the faith!

I would propose a series of testaments, in which each of us recounts how the simple wisdom of Steward has aided us in our daily lives. I would also suggest that relatively too much attention has been paid to the mysterious 2nd post "Thanks for all or you" and not enough to the simple basic tenet of life that Steward urges upon us:

Quote:
I hope that i would get many new friends


That is my wish for the day. Thank you again, Steward!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Steward has
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-invented jazz, under several disguises ("Armstrong", "Morton", "Bechet",...). It was all him!
-invented the wheel. Or can you prove it different, huh? Can you? Huh?

He has also invented scambaiting. He made Shiver Metimbers in his subterranean laboratory. But I´m not supposed to tell!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Steward brought us more love and true friendship than 7 years of Valentine's threads put together, and more inspiration than Shiver's book or any of the golden pith helmet safari's, hilarious pictures and movies.

We can not begin to realize just how all encompassing the subject title "Hi All!" (Note again the exclamation marks) has been, and what impact this has had on the lives of many of us.

Allow me to humbly repeat His words. To all or you, without exception of the apostate's: Hi All!

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