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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:18 pm |
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^^^as I said, terrible pain. Perhaps putting down is the only answer. |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:19 pm |
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HE (RanCid) is a pretender!
TMI = Too Much Information
Thanks for all and you! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:32 pm |
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I doubt RanSid is the shriveled member. Maybe one of the greasy hairs surrounding it. I could be wrong; he could flourish.
Oh, and welcome to eater RanSid, read the stickies, bait safe and request a mentor (and pray to Steward it's not me ). |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:43 pm |
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Praise be to Steward and all or you!
I had seen the vision that Steward would bring the mini together to be the grape. Despite the efforts of the unwashed and shriveled members of the Forum the word(s) or Steward are retching far beyond Eater.
The heretical words of the few and the weak will not establish anything except their infidelhood. I find it no small feet that the most vocal detractor and protractor has the letter "i" in front or his name. i(nfidel)Mike, you are so much less than subtle in your nefarious efforts.
I would not want to be in your shoes or any other article of clothing when Steward becomes less than tolerant. You can grab a hold of your GPS as tightly as you wish, it will not preserve your twinkies the way Steward will.
Being forearmed is being foreheaded.
I'm just saying...
Hi Corona. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Posted:
Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:56 pm |
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This religious rabble-rousing is getting out of hand. Beware false prophets. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:57 am |
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All I'm gonna say is:
Our Steward is an awesome Steward.
And my vote goes to Slightly for pope. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:45 am |
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Who unlocked this? Some Stewardist has apparently found the key. Turn on the surveillance cameras, ramp up the security -- threats on the horizon! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:22 am |
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Stifling the cry of the believers?
What next? Throwing them to the lions?
Unlocking this. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:34 am |
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mr.scissorkick wrote: |
And my vote goes to Slightly for pope. |
Steward has come to me in a vision, and requested me to be the Camerlengo of the Church. I accepted. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:48 am |
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This is getting better and better. I can just feel the plot thickening. Hold on a second, I need to get me some popcorn.
Oh, and all hail to SOOI, selfless defender of Steward's disciples! Firm as a rock he stands against the tides of nonbelievers. This is true faith. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:01 am |
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The believing mod unlocketh The Thread. And Steward saw that it was good. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:37 am |
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JMR where are you? Bring the keys & lock this bunch of loonies in! |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:52 am |
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@iMike, Tread lightly friend.
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One day a man who had an Eater mother and a Google father got into a fight with one of the Eater men. During the fight, this son of an Eater woman blasphemed Stewards name. So the man was brought to Rover for judgment. His mother's name was Lotta. She was the daughter of SOOI of the tribe of JMR. They put the man in custody until Stewards will in the matter should become clear. Then Steward said to Rover, "Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Eater: Those who blaspheme Steward will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes Stewards name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Eater. Any Eater or foreigner among you who blasphemes Stewards name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT) |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:18 am |
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^^ I hope there won't be any women around!
I wave my (non-shrivelled) bits at you!! |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:06 pm |
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I hope there won't be any women around! |
Oh, there will be.
And a packet of gravel. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:19 pm |
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These are dark days indeed. The Great Schism foretold in the First Book of Shivv-ar has come to pass. Brother versus brother, moderator versus moderator, goat versus SOOI. The battle has been joined. The final chapter will be written in the blood of the vanquished.
I beseech those blinded by the lies of the false prophet, "Steward" to turn away your clouded orbs, and look instead to the one true light. This will be your last warning... |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:34 pm |
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And you will know them by the mark of the scammer,a tattoo reading 419
From the Book of Shiver |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:06 pm |
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Father Outofit,
Thank you for allowing us a place to worship.
Pastor Frank, He certainly was making the vision-rounds. I've been called to head up a Stewardian Pontifical Ecclesiastical Academy. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:34 pm |
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Had to post this in the PWT (of all places) because some juan decided to lock The Thread Of All Times. I'm glad it's home now.
Our Steward, which art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done,
On Eater as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily baits.
And forgive JMR his trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against him.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from Juan.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Thanks for all or you.
Amen. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:40 pm |
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A way of judging the value of steward's 'religious experience' would be to examine the type of manhood that he has created, and the cultural world that has sprung out of the spirit of his message. Not a pretty sight is it? |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:58 pm |
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iMike,
Reverse the lens.
Thanks for all or you. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
Reap / Sow |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:04 pm |
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^ You are right, whyMike. 'Pretty' hardly describes what's going on here. 'Heart warming', 'divine' and 'epic' are the words that spring to mind, so byeMike: I have to agree. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:59 pm |
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^^^ I think you meant to say 'Gut wrenching, delusional & pathetic'.
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in stewards clothing,but underneath are ravenous flea-ridden rodents. |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:33 pm |
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Forgive him, Steward, as he doesn't know what he's saying.
My view on rodents has completely changed .. flea-ridden or not. It was Steward Himself who opened my eyes. Thanks for all or you. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:36 pm |
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I'm glad nothing has changed here
One day I'll be back, but for now no spare time at all
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU ALL |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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