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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^as I said, terrible pain. Perhaps putting down is the only answer.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HE (RanCid) is a pretender! Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I doubt RanSid is the shriveled member. Maybe one of the greasy hairs surrounding it. I could be wrong; he could flourish.
Oh, and welcome to eater RanSid, read the stickies, bait safe and request a mentor (and pray to Steward it's not me Wink ).

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Praise be to Steward and all or you!

I had seen the vision that Steward would bring the mini together to be the grape. Despite the efforts of the unwashed and shriveled members of the Forum the word(s) or Steward are retching far beyond Eater.

The heretical words of the few and the weak will not establish anything except their infidelhood. I find it no small feet that the most vocal detractor and protractor has the letter "i" in front or his name. i(nfidel)Mike, you are so much less than subtle in your nefarious efforts.

I would not want to be in your shoes or any other article of clothing when Steward becomes less than tolerant. You can grab a hold of your GPS as tightly as you wish, it will not preserve your twinkies the way Steward will.

Being forearmed is being foreheaded.

I'm just saying...



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This religious rabble-rousing is getting out of hand. Beware false prophets.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All I'm gonna say is:
Our Steward is an awesome Steward.

And my vote goes to Slightly for pope.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Who unlocked this? Evil or Very Mad Some Stewardist has apparently found the key. Turn on the surveillance cameras, ramp up the security -- threats on the horizon!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stifling the cry of the believers?

What next? Throwing them to the lions?

Unlocking this.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mr.scissorkick wrote:
And my vote goes to Slightly for pope.



Steward has come to me in a vision, and requested me to be the Camerlengo of the Church. I accepted.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is getting better and better. I can just feel the plot thickening. Hold on a second, I need to get me some popcorn.

Oh, and all hail to SOOI, selfless defender of Steward's disciples! Firm as a rock he stands against the tides of nonbelievers. This is true faith.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The believing mod unlocketh The Thread. And Steward saw that it was good.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JMR where are you? Bring the keys & lock this bunch of loonies in!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@iMike, Tread lightly friend.

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One day a man who had an Eater mother and a Google father got into a fight with one of the Eater men. During the fight, this son of an Eater woman blasphemed Stewards name. So the man was brought to Rover for judgment. His mother's name was Lotta. She was the daughter of SOOI of the tribe of JMR. They put the man in custody until Stewards will in the matter should become clear. Then Steward said to Rover, "Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Eater: Those who blaspheme Steward will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes Stewards name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Eater. Any Eater or foreigner among you who blasphemes Stewards name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I hope there won't be any women around!

I wave my (non-shrivelled) bits at you!!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I hope there won't be any women around!

Oh, there will be.

And a packet of gravel.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

These are dark days indeed. The Great Schism foretold in the First Book of Shivv-ar has come to pass. Brother versus brother, moderator versus moderator, goat versus SOOI. The battle has been joined. The final chapter will be written in the blood of the vanquished.

I beseech those blinded by the lies of the false prophet, "Steward" to turn away your clouded orbs, and look instead to the one true light. This will be your last warning...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And you will know them by the mark of the scammer,a tattoo reading 419

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Father Outofit,
Thank you for allowing us a place to worship.

Pastor Frank, He certainly was making the vision-rounds. I've been called to head up a Stewardian Pontifical Ecclesiastical Academy.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Had to post this in the PWT (of all places) because some juan decided to lock The Thread Of All Times. I'm glad it's home now.

Our Steward, which art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done,
On Eater as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily baits.
And forgive JMR his trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against him.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from Juan.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Thanks for all or you.
Amen.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A way of judging the value of steward's 'religious experience' would be to examine the type of manhood that he has created, and the cultural world that has sprung out of the spirit of his message. Not a pretty sight is it?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike,
Reverse the lens.
Thanks for all or you.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ You are right, whyMike. 'Pretty' hardly describes what's going on here. 'Heart warming', 'divine' and 'epic' are the words that spring to mind, so byeMike: I have to agree.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I think you meant to say 'Gut wrenching, delusional & pathetic'.

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in stewards clothing,but underneath are ravenous flea-ridden rodents.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Forgive him, Steward, as he doesn't know what he's saying.

My view on rodents has completely changed .. flea-ridden or not. It was Steward Himself who opened my eyes. Thanks for all or you.

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I'm glad nothing has changed here Laughing

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