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MikeH
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:33 pm |
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It's all clear, or at least should be. Life is suffering. Steward is detachment. By his very acts, he shows us the way, the path, the road to enlightenment. Can we not see the message, writ so clear it blinds us? |
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Fowan Nyne
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:49 pm |
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Clear as mud!
We have another visitor who gets welcomed with total nonsense (poor bugger) and nothing from steward.
I renounce steward and all his two (or three) sentences of wisdom. If I am damned, then so be it!
Welcome gangeticus have you any Valium? |
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iMike
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:51 pm |
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The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.
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gangeticus, welcome to the forum. Ignore this lot - they're delusional. |
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Otterfan
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:54 pm |
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^^^ Welcome, brother! I knew you'd see the truth eventually. |
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ParaNoid
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:04 pm |
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I am certain St. Steward (notice how easily that rolls off of the keyboard) would be proud of the manner is which we have pontificated with out palaver. We had agreed while being less than disagreeable or vice versa. We have embraced iMike without squeezing the life out of him.
SOOI has become a more genteel rodent do to his closet encounter with Steward. It is truly an awe in spiring site to behold.
After thousands of seconds of contemplation, I too am convinced that we, the collective Stewardians (including the reticent iMike) ARE the third post. Like the third rail on a subway system in NYC or Chicago. We are the three legged dog of life! We are the three legged man (or chicken, it depends on which came first).
Steward IS the ANSWER, He is bringing noobie converts even to his very thread.
I speak in Steward in the masculine because it gets tedious entering all of the PC "he/she, s/he it (and if you say it too fast is sounds like sheit and I can still taste the soap from my childhood). I hope that no offense was received as none was sent.
Fowan Nyne wrote: |
We have another visitor who gets welcomed with total nonsense (poor bugger) and nothing from steward.
I renounce steward and all his two (or three) sentences of wisdom. If I am damned, then so be it!
Welcome gangeticus have you any Valium? |
Fowan, please take a Valium or three. It will help you calm down and see the world through diluted eyes. The new convert - pilgrim will soon be made to understand that he (see above discussion about PC titles) landed right where Steward would have wanted him to be.
Granted, there is a New Member's thread, but in the welcoming spirit of StSteward, he is not one of us!
Fowan, I can tell that you are just feeling for the noobie and you are not a leaver of the Stewardites. You still realize and give credit to the Wisdom that is Steward. Take a little nappie and you will wake up refreshed and inspired once again (or if you never were, you will be for the first time).
As we all know, they never leave for long...
*Not that there is anything wrong with that. |
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iMike
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:20 pm |
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I think you may have misread my post. Or at least misunderstood it. I still recant nothing. My concience is clear. I follow no mythical being. Logic is the only answer.
Stewardism is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Stewardism is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence. |
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mr.scissorkick
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:23 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
^^^ a true messiah wouldn't be put off by a mere suspension. Has steward denied his existence? - only a true messiah would.
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Please read the fulness of his doctrine before attempting your vitriolic pot shots. It has been revealed that Steward suspended himself.
I see my prayer was answered. Try not to scratch. |
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ParaNoid
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:29 pm |
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iMike, Believe what you wish, that makes Steward no less or more of a reality... really!
Here take my metaphorical hand and I will lead you to the beginning of this travail. To the place where all need begins and all need is met. The seed was the need and the need was the seed.
To try to flea is to try to search and to search is to know and to know is to be and to be is documented by Shakespeare, Nietzsche and Sanatra.
I second the concern for scratching...
Edited to add relevance. |
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Otterfan
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:42 pm |
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iMike, why do you hate Steward so? Why do you feel you must rebel against Him? He only wants to thank us all (or you). His parting words say this very thing! Please don't deny him when he comes knocking on your heart and wishes to enter. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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MikeH
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:43 pm |
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I can see I was too cryptic, although satirical allegory is always a useful tool.
To the uninitiated: Buddha was the first to tell us that life is suffering, and that the way to peace and enlightenment is detachment. Steward is nothing less than the latest incarnation of this eternal verity. By detaching himself from us (us, The Eater, for Buddha's sake!) he has shown his willingness to renounce the pleasures of the earth and by his sacrifice show us the path once again.
There will always be those who view the world through the lens of cynical self-absorption, pretending to be "rational" or claiming to be in possession of unique tools of analysis (as if GPS would show the route to enlightenment, to pick but the most obvious example). There will be those who pretend to be lower life forms at the same time. Steward has taught us to put them all behind and focus on the true goal, and for this, I am simply grateful from the bottom of my heart. Is this not the true message of the esoteric and occult Third Oracular Post? |
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Fowan Nyne
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:45 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.
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gangeticus, welcome to the forum. Ignore this lot - got any meds.? |
The reinscription of a radical alterity fosters the appropriation of the unnamed (i.e Steward). |
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Badgerbait
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:46 pm |
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iMike, be not dissolutioned!! Use your salve (or anti-biotics) and view this approach. It will help you to understand why lack of evidence in Steward is logical...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KT4M7kiSw |
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iMike
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:57 pm |
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as if GPS would show the route to enlightenment |
It shows me the route to sanity!
SOOI - isn't it about time you butted in? |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
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Fowan Nyne
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:06 pm |
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Badgerbait
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:33 am |
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Never as it seems, Brother Nyne, never as it seems. We see only a glimpse of what the extra dimensional Steward has to show us. The tip of the iceberg, so to speak. Not the apple just a section. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Pastor Frank
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:39 am |
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ParaNoid wrote: |
Steward IS the ANSWER |
Steward is the answer. |
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jose_cuervo
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:40 am |
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But what is the question? |
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Pastor Frank
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:42 am |
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^^ What is Steward? |
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Corona
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:48 am |
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Reaper
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:49 am |
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This stuff runs deep, too deep. We're all in over our heads here. Not even our precious l33ting will protect us now. |
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Corona
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Pastor Frank
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:58 am |
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You are under his wing Corona, fear not my child, fear not. |
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Corona
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Pastor Frank
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Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:02 am |
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^^Go forth and sin no more. |
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Corona
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