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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I truly believe that never before in the history of Eater have so many been so inspired by so few words from a lad.

Ah Steward!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I understand your loss, Steward was a great person.
But, if you put his name in the search field, it reveals that the great one made 3 posts.

However, if you search for his 3 posts, only 2 are revealed to our gaze.

What was in the third post?

Why has it been suppressed?

Was it The Answer?
to the meaning of life?

Who suppressed it?

Will the truth ever be revealed?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps the The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament needs a sub-cult, whose secret (and lost) holy text is Steward's Third Oracular Post. A life devoted to STOP would be a life very well-spent.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Such a life would surely assure one a place in the holy tenement!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am deeply disturbed (no the sentence doesn't end there) by what happened in this thread.

1. iMike did not totally admit that it was he or which was he, so the riddle me this riddle me that is still a riddle. Very clever those heretics.
2. SOOI is either, (or either, depends on how you pronounce it, Steward prefers either, I think) wanting to quash any attempts to draw the loyal and faithful Stewardians away from this fine tribute thereat, or he is wanting to keep us all corralled. In either way, the result is the same. Thank you SOOI for looking out for us in the way that ONLY you can!

IG, you have stumbled upon one of the GREAT mysteries of Steward (there are only 418 other). It is obvious that you have a keen mind or you have not read the whole thread. Let Steward be your witness.

The mystery is, is the missing post Steward's second (2nd) post or his third (3rd) post. There is evidence of each being truth and some suspicion of fowl play in the mean time many of us have been running around with chickens looking for the head answers.

If you can use your keen investigative skills to de-mystify this mystery I know I for one and all would be grateful.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I seem to be lost-is this the PWT?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Can't you people face up to the fact that he won't be resurrected?


Normal ass-clownery, or existential cry of despair? You be the judge.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought I'd already made myself clear on this.

Steward does not exist - (s)he was a construct of your collective warped imaginations.

Given the above, logically I therefore cannot be the 'anti-steward'.

At last, some uncharacteristic words of sense from SOOI.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

To remind us, and for the wandering infidels the indisputable proof Steward was (is?) in our midst:

steward wrote:
I am Steward new to here. I hope that i would get many new friends....


steward wrote:
Thanks for all or you.


No, thanks for all or you, Steward. Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ The holy and ineffable Trinity of Steward.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys are truly Gods!

I get anywhere from 5 to 10 such mails a day, luckily deposited into the spam section, and I've always wondered why would anyone ever believe the BS in it? But there are! Lots of em!

I have some years of experience with digital image editing and I would like to lend a hand, wherever and whenever needed.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We are mere mortals, gangeticus. Don't confuse us with Steward.

Welcome to Eater, by the way.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi gangeticus and welcome.

Do you KNOW Steward? Have you found Steward within your heart? Have you let Steward into your life?

The blessings that come with KNOWING Steward are limitless, boundless and bring such happiness and hope to all mankind.

Faith is what this world is missing, and at this time of strife and unhappiness, this time of feeling lost and alone, the message of Steward is like a beacon of light in the darkness.

Have faith. The heretic iMike condems himself out of his own mouth.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi gangeticus,

as mentioned above, not all of us are born to be STEWARD,

And thanks for your offer.
If you look around a while in this forum, you will see sometimes a member in need of a logo for his church, or the like.
But- i doubt, that it would be found here, in this particulary thread,

which is devoted to the ONE and INCOMPARABLE.

As the Angel speaks ..
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Faith is what this world is missing ...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Gangeticus: We are but earthly manifestations of Steward's awesomeness.
Deep study and hundreds of pieces of toast have brought me to the realization that we, as believers, are the third post.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We can now see that a schism is developing within Eater.

Some believe that the missing Steward post is his third one. They point to the epistemological closure after the second post, and they rejoice in the possible existence, however ephemeral, of further testaments from Steward.

Others believe that the missing Steward post is his second one. They point to the logical chasm between Steward #1 and "the other Steward post," and conclude that the other one must be #3 (and so we are missing #2), or else we are led to the logical contradiction that Steward is actually knowable in some sense. Husserl has written sage words on this subject, as has Sartre. The signified (the actual wisdom of Steward) must not be confused with the signifier (his posts), after all!

Then still others, myself included, deeply believe that Steward cannot be analyzed, cannot be grasped in any way by us mere mortals, so this distinction between the #2-adherents and the #3-adherents can only lead to sectarian strife without true cause. The only true cause here is Steward, need I point out?

Then, there's the radical fringe of Eater, the ones that point out that Steward is simply an anagram of "Rat's Dew," and so we have all been scammed into an obsession with the excreta of an as-yet unidentified rodent. Can anyone think of a particular Rodent who might be behind the entire Steward phenomenon? I sure can't.

There are many philosophical alleyways to enter and discourse upon in this matter. I must retire to my study for further contemplation.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brother H,
Perhaps we should look to Steward's own words for guidance.

St. Steward of Hiall wrote:
Thanks for all or you.

In other words, we are all schisms as members of the 3rd post.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See? You're already arguing amongst yourselves. If steward was truly someone special why doesn't he intervene & tell the truth about which post is missing. If any. How many other members have exactly 2 posts? There's a real likelihood that the forum post counter simply isn't working properly. Face it - there is no missing post, just a mechanical error.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The 3rd Post is only for the real Stewardians Evil or Very Mad He told me

"Thanks for all or you" Those 5 words in that sentence explains it all. That is THE message to our world. A life guideline for everyone.

Amen.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike wrote:
why doesn't he intervene & tell the truth about which post is missing.


Because he's SUSPENDED maybe?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it is clear when you break it down...

"Thanks for all or you."

The "all" refers to those posts which were revealed. The "you" implicates the oneness for those who seek the third post, the hidden one.

iMike, have faith, Steward will guide you to the right path.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ a true messiah wouldn't be put off by a mere suspension. Has steward denied his existence? - only a true messiah would.


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Steward will guide you to the right path


I have GPS.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Without suspension, Steward cannot suffer. Without suffering, why would Steward have come and posted among us?
Think about what you're saying and don't use that... whatever... logic or common sense or whatever it is you're relying on. Put that to one side just for one moment, if you can, and you will see the Message of Steward.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am sorry to hear you have GPS. Perhaps a doctor can perscribe an anti-biotic or salve.

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