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Dutch
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I feel the need to post a summary of sterward's most significant contributions to the Eater community:

steward wrote:
I am Steward new to here. I hope that i would get many new friends....


steward wrote:
Thanks for all or you.


Is that sheer brilliance or what? I'm still baffled he got suspended.

Things will never be the same without you, steward. Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dutch, would you please post Steward's third post? I think it was the most remarkable one.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know it's not an admin job, but I am willing to stand down as moderator and pass the baton onto Steward if he wants it. I'll prepare my resignation PM just as soon as I hear from him.
To tell the truth, it's about time we had a decent mod in the Mod-room aside from the assorted unheteros and swamp monsters that inhabit it now (no names but RoyCropper and Luckey immediately spring to mind).

Yeah. I'll fall on the sword just so you cock-wallets get what you want.
Just goes to show what a caring, emotional, sensitive creature I am.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Steward is Legion.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused

So last time I saw this thread it was still on its first page. Now I come back and see this.

Note to self: stay away from the General chat in the future too, it's a scary place. I'll crawl back to my den now. Carry on.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
I am willing to stand down as moderator and pass the baton onto Steward


Cool! Then I can suspend you as well. Your only recourse will be to get your puny Mafia Wars mates to attack me.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightly, to be honest, I'm not very disappointed. I love all animals, including you, but you seem to have something against me. You have closed two threads I started today. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

You being a Mod, I just don't feel safe. Maybe I wasn't even meant to. Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Try again N.O.R.A.
3 times the charm?
Or 3 strikes and you're out?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

N.O.R.A.

I know exactly what you mean.

countless PMs from SOOI.

Usually - "Now Kate - I understand and appreciate... (blah blah etc)

.....and any further examples of your silliness in this forum...(yawnorama)

.....so pull the thread and watch your step OK.

I am a mod - you are a nothing so there!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ N.O.R.A.: I never got to see the third one Sad ... I'm sure it was epic, but not for our eyes to see.

@SOOI : You have a big heart for such a tiny little miserable squirrel.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Done, Fartina.

It may be over for me. Thanks for all or you, as Steward would say. The truth is, that if you don't from hear from me for months (as it sometimes happens me being a lazy baiter), I won't have a thread like this. But I'm not a genius like Steward.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Cathartic Kate. You so lie.
In my magnificence, I never reply to a mere mortal by PM. I just close them and have done with it. Not only am I awesome but I am also "mysterious".


@ N.O.R.A. I closed your threads because, basically, they were crap.
All "Steward for mod" and "Please Slightly, don't go, we love you" posts should be kept to the one, unhetero thread.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it happened again:

NSFW! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=181033 NSFW!*

It seems I'm allowed to post only on the thread(s) started by Steward but as SOOI is still around I must be happy not to be suspended so far.

* "Crap", according to SOOI.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah. But I didn't lock that one.

It seems someone else noticed your efforts as well.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

N.O.R.A wrote:
* "Crap", according to SOOI.


As much as I hate the little rat bastard, I have to agree with him on this one, they were crap.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ He says that out here in public but he was the first to PM me begging me not to leave.


Quote:
Slightly, don't go. You're awesome.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is all very well and so terribly entertaining, but it's not going to bring Steward back, is it? Come on, people, let's not lose track of the theme of the goal we're aiming our attempts at achieving to accomplish here, please!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, Pastor, maybe they were. But the standards have gone too high since Steward joined Eater. A week ago everybody would have founded my threads amusing and inspiring.

Now the first thing I do every morning is that I check my tag whether I'm suspended or not. It's difficult as you can't be too good as Steward was but you can't be too bad either.

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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightly, please go.
You are needed elsewhere. I mean this thread.

NB! Don't lock it, please. It wasn't me who started it!!!

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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If it's gonna be lockered - best fill it up quick.

These splendid lyrics apply in your case N.O.R.A.

By the great Johan Lemon. (a workin class baiter)

"They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool"

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I reckon one more lock and your are vamoosing right back up the Viagra without a paddello.

Rolling Eyes Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think Steward is a legend. With just 2 posts (can't find the 3rd) he got many friends who are worried about them, a mod who is thinking about to resign and a great discussion between members about all and nothing. We have to introduce a new siggy. The steward siggy for the most promising new member! Any options for icons? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Some kind of Steward memorial scholarship fund may be in order. I'm willing to pony up the money for a premium membership to a worthy new member.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But to be truly Steward-like, they'll have to leave or be suspended. Well, at they'll be orange and suspended for a year. A memorial of sorts.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nero419 wrote:
Any options for icons?


It used to be Goat but maybe they've changed it.

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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Done.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=181034

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