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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Captain Mal's been drafted!

Earlier this week came this, addressed to Mal personally:

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Dear M4lc0lm R3yn0lds,
I am Hon Dr P4ul M4rt1ns, The Chairman United Nations Presidential Task force for Refugees; I am here by passing this information to you that the Members of Parliament is looking for a God fearing person who can be the Ambassador to the African refugees.
The meeting was held yesterday in the castle House in OSU; So that you can be the Ambassador to African Refugees.
The duty of the refugees Ambassador is to take care of all the funds donated to the refugees by the United Nations, non governmental organizations and God fearing individual is needed for the benefit of the refugees.
The duty of the Ambassador for the refugees is to take all the contract of food supply, health care services of the refugee’s and Clothing’s, as well as the construction of the two new refugee camp in Volta and Eastern region here in Ghana.
I want you to forward all your details to me so that United Nations can put your name in the registration list officially as An Ambassador representing African refugees.
Many beneficiaries are very much interested for this position but you are chosen as one of the Ambassadors. Kindly reply to my alternate email: [ - snip - ]
await your response.
Yours faithfully,
Dr. P4ul M4rt1ns


Mal asked if he was the intended subject, and back came:

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Mr. M4lc0lm R3yn0lds, please note the procedures,
You will contact the United Nations office here in Ghana and obtain your United Nations Membership Card to enable African Governments permit you to have any contract in Africa .
As soon as you obtain your United Nations Membership Card, they Members of Parliament will issue you latter of appointment and will provide apartment for your living when you arrived and resumed duty.
Contact the United Nations Ghana office, with:
Contact person: Mr. J0n4th4n Sp3nc3r
Tel: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Email: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Contact the United Nations Office as soon as possible.
Note: we are now waiting for you to provide your United Nations Membership Card and you will become the Ambassador to the African
refugees.
Waiting to hear from you as soon as possible


Those who know Mal would know that he holds the UN in low regard, and his reply was icy:

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You'll do me the courtesy of asking me if I accept the position of Ambassador. I'll take no action until then.


Did he get asked? Hell no:

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Ambassador, M4lc0lm R3yn0lds,
I want you to know that all agreement has been sign and approvled. so you have to be serious and get your United Nations Membership Card olny.
Get back to me as soon as you obtain your United Nations Membership Card.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.


Mal didn't change his view:

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I will not be drafted into being a gorram ambassador! Now you do me the common courtesy of actually asking me, and we should be good to go, but not until you actually do that. Are we clear on this?


I cc'd J0n Spencer, so I expect to hear from him soon.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ambassador to the Refugees. You think this could be The Embassy of the Refugees.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, these guys don't have a clue.

Spencer wrote back:

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This is in respect to your mail; please it will cost you the sum of $630 USD to obtain United Nations membership card.
Note: We will need two copies of your passport photos and please do send the $630 USD through Western Union Money transfer...
I am waiting for your immediate response to enables you receive your UN MEMBERSHIP CARD as soon as possible.


Mal responded:

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Nothing will happen until Mr Martins formally asks me to become an Ambassador. It's as if I've been drafted, and I don't see why my consent should be taken for granted.


Then Martins:

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This is in rspect to your mail, I want you to know that we have about 42 personals which comes from other part of the world and they are intrested in this opportunity but you have been choosen to become the Ambassador for refugees in Ghana, Africa.
So you have to do your best to obtain your United Nations Membership Card before the ends of next week.
We are waiting to work with you or someone will be choosen.


Hell's teeth, these Lads are lazy!

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That's the whole gorram point - I wasn't asked if I wanted to be an ambassador, and you didn't tell me anything much about what was involved. There was nothing about how long I'd hold this post, if it was full time, what health issues might be involved, remuneration, responsibilities, and so forth.
So for the love of Pete, just do me the courtesy of a polite request to take the job, along with a breakdown of the points I raised. It's not that difficult.


They're going to have to work for their money, and I see the chance for some de-education along the way.

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