Lazy lad. This is rediculous.

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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

I received the following in my spambox today. These are now pouring in with a new one probably every couple hours. heres what I got:

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Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: by 10.204.138.80 with SMTP id z16cs6937bkt;
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:28:50 -0800 (PST)
Received: by 10.142.250.13 with SMTP id x13mr1247931wfh.224.1265902128720;
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:28:48 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from www1.onesolution.com.hk ([202.64.77.93])
by mx.google.com with ESMTP id 10si6395387pzk.84.2010.02.11.07.28.48;
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:28:48 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: neutral (google.com: 202.64.77.93 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected]) client-ip=202.64.77.93;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=neutral (google.com: 202.64.77.93 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected]) [email protected]
Received: from www1.onesolution.com.hk (www1.onesolution.com.hk [127.0.0.1])
by www1.onesolution.com.hk (Postfix) with ESMTP id 9CE166B73CB
for <[email protected]>; Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:28:09 +0800 (HKT)
Received: (from apache@localhost)
by www1.onesolution.com.hk (8.13.8/8.13.8/Submit) id o1BFS9sk011105;
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:28:09 +0800
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:28:09 +0800
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: good news and bad news for you
From: edward pete <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit

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Dear friend
How are you i hope every thing is go well.
i have financial problem iam one of the people that earth quake.destroy they property now iam home less i have no property that left for me.i do not see food to eat now i am job less no money to send me to school. i sheep on down bridge no where to go may time i beg for money to buy food. this is own one clother that wear. the one that is pain me is no one person to send me to school,but i thank god how he product mean my family. so i beg you to come an help me with any thing that come out in your mine.please i lose the name of god to bey you come an help me.please if you want to send me any thing like money please sender it to this account no:(REMOVED)
please if you send any thing please try to contract me at [email protected]

Should I contact the mysterious Alan with this bank account? Should I try to get more info? This is shockingly lazy, but could make for a hilarious bait.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 79

You can make him do anything you want for a little $$$$ (that he will never get) Lucky you!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:51 pm

I'm going to ask him more about the earthquake. Check his IP address. Wink

There is this handy list if you need to see the locations of any recent activity.
http://www.myforecast.com/bin/earthquake.m?city=63494&metric=false
See if he sends me an address anywhere close to any significant activity.
I'll offer to post him a check. Transfers are way too expensive.
I'll see where it goes.

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:13 pm

Agent1002 wrote:

http://www.myforecast.com/bin/earthquake.m?city=63494&metric=false

puerto rico suffered 3 earthquakes in a single day, according to that list Exclamation

you may want to show him the evidence, and say that you gave money to someone who survived them.

if you offer to post a check, he'll say he can't collect it 'cos he's homeless.
best send it to 'poste restante' at the central post office [say you checked and it's still operating]

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:50 pm

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i sheep on down bridge

Enquiring minds want to know what he is up to with that sheep behind the bridge.

Is he Welsh?

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:28 pm

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i have financial problem

Does not seem to have any problem paying for Internet Access !!!!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Yea, I'm going after him.
Twisted Evil

This kind of laziness just can't be tolerated. I'm thinking of providing this poor lad with some not-so-gainful employment. What to do....
While I'm setting up the M7CN secur3 for some other (more professional) lads, I'll cook up something good.

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:12 pm

Yeah, it's rather strange the 'earth quake' didn't detroy his Internet cafe. Try asking him where he is e-mailing from.
Trying to get an e-mail out of Haiti would be a bit like trying to pass a watemelon out of your rectum.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Told him my church would be happy to help him get his sheep back. But to get more donations, he should send us pictures of his situation. Hopefully the earthquake didn't destroy his digital camera!

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:48 pm

I've been playing with one of those. They send an account number and pretty much stay on some jibberish script. We have run a circle a few times of what bank? WU follow instructions. WU is not a bank. Where are you. They seem to pull from a pile of rubbish phrases, ignore your questions and send the account number again, ignore questions again, etc. I accused mine of being less fun to talk to than a brick. He did take offence to that, but when asked where he was, it was right back to this is my account, What bank. WU, and the circle continues.

I seriously think it's a modified version of Lisa I am talking to. It fails the Turing test.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test

I think the mail responses are a bot based on my circle of responses. It may be time to simply get them shut down as there is no real person replying.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 37

He is just a beggar, and although he may be a Yahoo Boi, not really 419 advance fee fraud.

We have plenty of beggars in this country too. Watch TV some Sunday morning.

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:06 am

Ah, yes. This lad.
I got another account out of him and we chat in a disultry way about why the money hasn´t arrived yet.

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