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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:39 am |
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I've seen the cards and flower sets in the shops, so I guess it's time for that Eater Institution, the Valentines Day Be My Woman/Women/Whore Thread.
Remember the simple rules,
Men, including the Squirrel, have to chase the Ladies, by whatever method they feel works.
Ladies, your encouragement is requested and preferred.
May the best man get the best woman/women.
Wooing is now open. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:45 am |
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I've tried this several times and have never gotten anywhere. I'll watch this year. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 am |
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To make things easy, I enjoy homecooked meals, walking the dog in the park and gardening. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:21 am |
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This year I will need risqué photos sent to me by PM to determine who is woo-worthy.
Security measures will be in place to prevent any potential fraudstars. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:24 am |
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My Valentine wish hasn't changed over the years, and still remains Ima.
This year, I'll try a different approach....I am tracking down Juan's IP and will zap his internet, effectively removing him and his 'ooh lala' French from the equation....and I'm sending him a box of dirt. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:32 am |
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@ PF, this year will be different, you have honed your skills, and now you're able to sucessfully woo one of the many delectable Eater Ladies surely?
@Merry Widow, may I call you MW? time is of the essence and long words confuse me, walking the dog? Home cooked meals? Gardening? Nothing about scented bath tubs, massage oils, steamy erotic evenings at my palatial tropical beach side house?
I'll give 10 points for starters though. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:40 am |
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This year, I claim Dora, and Just Jane. Dora for her Southern charms and Jane for his/her taste in firearms. New female members are encouraged to submit Valentine's security photos to my personal box. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:52 am |
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Nothing about scented bath tubs, massage oils |
Ok, you got me there, I do love a nice long soak in a clawfoot tub with scented bath salts, candles and jazz music on the stereo. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:03 am |
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irishemigrant
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:17 am |
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Of course the answer is yes, anything to get away from the nauseating Zombie armageddon, and the PWT fluffy cat picture thread.
I'm hoping Nanny appreciates the Tartan Doc Martens I found for her.
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_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:19 am |
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OH NO! Are we going to start this already? Last year, it was only 2 weeks of woo-ing and while fun, it was extremely exhausting!
For those that need a refresher, check it out: VD 2009
SSA, while I am very pleased you have already laid 'claim' to me (and Just Jane and other new female members ), only a silly girl would take herself off the market this soon. Plus, I might have some woo-ing to do myself.
Let's see...who shall I lay claim to? jojo? Retired from Eater immediately after I picked him last year. (I am sure it was a coincidence!). Harry? BTDT. NN? I seem to remember he did a Love Train last year. Tsnerd, Juan, and Ghost are totally dedicated to the lovely Ima. Pastor Frank dumped me last year. jose wants risqué pcs. (I can do that!) Dear Caligula brings me my morning coffee. HH is my new resident stalker. MBL is a perfect dancer. Dutch and Freddy were my site killing Valentine's last year. HellRider hasn't been around in a while. MikeH speaks french to me. Paranoid and irish and Slap and...so many others...
I need a plan. And some Tylenol. |
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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irishemigrant
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Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:50 am |
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^^ Start early, finish later.
Hi Dora, so pleased to see you back, and you remembered most of us! I still treasure those little frilly underthings you sent me.
Still 4 weeks gives everyone time to sort out stuff and find the really good presents and bribes, photos and lures.
And I'm not doing the fishing trip this year, although it was fun, I'm free and available this year, so I'm not going to waste time. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:59 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:29 am |
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Last year Pinkdragon and I made an exceptional couple (Elf and Dragon), but she seems to have gone to sleep in an uncharted cave...
Dora - I'm not on your list. Why is it so? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:56 am |
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Take it easy Irish... we can have a Valentine and a zombie thread. The zombie thread is serious though so this one will be a nice relief.
Well, I'm conflicted and my heart is still broken from last year. True enough someone tried to show me love but the broken pieces of what was once my heart were too small to mend. That and she stood me up on Valentine's day. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:05 am |
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Well, i don't have to make an effort. Despite of what the ladies will say, they all love me and nobody else. Or should i say they love me for my heavenly body. 100% muscle, zero fat and no brains. Will post a photo shortly. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:22 am |
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Ghost wrote: |
Take it easy Irish... we can have a Valentine and a zombie thread. |
How about amalgamating the two and having a "Zombie Valentine Thread"?
You can only post here if you eat human flesh and are looking for love.
Gives real meaning to "She stole my heart".
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:59 am |
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Suits me fine. BTW zombies are past it, vampires are the big hit now. |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:37 am |
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I like the vampire and NickTheCop and Nasty Nurse and lots of guys-------------- |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:59 am |
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Methinks I'll do what I did last year, retire to my burrow and go into hermit mode while all this fluffiness is happening.
Besides, have a strong feeling that a lot of people here can't figure out whether I'm male or female. |
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I may be retarded for at the moment, but it won't take long before i bounce back to action - Mado Christopher Jr
MY YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSE ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP ALL THIS YOUR BLABS OK - CHARLES C. SOLUDO |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:05 pm |
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I would so woo Nurse Nasty but I think she is more interested in girls than boys .... lets face it there's the intense fascination with all things pink and fluffy for starters .... |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:19 pm |
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Merry Widow wrote: |
To make things easy, I enjoy homecooked meals, walking the dog in the park and gardening. |
You can cook me meals walk my dog and do my gardening, this is sounding like a great deal so far, do i need to do anything? |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:02 pm |
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I would so woo Nurse Nasty |
Who wouldn't.
So I'm an alright guy, mostly fun to hang out with (or so I've been told once), educated, a good listener, and really good in the sack. I remember my girls' favourite flowers (and even actually buy some), write the odd poem and have never forgotten an anniversary or important birthday in my life. I can fix virtually anything that runs with electricity while simultaneously showing empathy that "that stupid thing doesn't work". I love to cook and give hour-long massages (no, really) with hot stones. My flat boasts a well-equipped kitchen and a dedicated massage room.
(Oh, and I can say kinky things in French and make them sound sweet!)
Only thing is that sometimes I'm... naughty and need to be... punished.
(Which brings us back to NN ) |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:24 pm |
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sometimes I'm... naughty and need to be... punished. |
My kind of guy. |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Posts: 865
Location: Oueen of Dorkdom.. getting into thier hearts and wont let go
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:41 pm |
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i will just watch |
_________________ "you are such a dork" ... my kids
"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya
am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"
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