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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, so I got a pretty good idea of what lads do (besides the obvious scamming) that annoys us here so now lets turn the tables. What do YOU do to return the favor and blow of some steam and annoy THEM? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I send out lots of ASEMs for the sole purpose of obtaining bank accounts to report to Alan. After getting two or four or seven bank accounts from a lad, I sometimes get the sense that he might be starting to twig. So, I just causally mention that I got an email last night from his associate, Mr. Gomer, with the details of a bank account where I can send the money. Smile "Annoyed" surely is not the best word to describe exactly how they feel. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I get in their lives and slowly destroy the fabric of their reality. It's not so much a blowing off steam thing. I truly believe they are grateful for the attention.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i never blow off steam at them,
but i do play hardball if they try to wreck the deal by insisting on unreasonable conditions.
in my view, most things they ask for are unreasonable conditions, so i have a lot of material to work with.
my intransigence sometimes gets them worked up. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like to have strong woman characters in baits. Lads think that they will always eventually win their "game" against a woman. It annoys them when they have to take orders from a woman. It turns their world upside down. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't try to annoy the lads, I just play along and see how long the bait goes. Do my best to appear as a willing victim
Honestly, I'm a nice guy, and love to see a lad working hard to squeeze me for a little cash.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My current main character is completely clueless about the arcane mysteries of the financial world.

"What's that Western place you told me about? Is it a bank or something?"

She's also a little bit unsure about new things, so often goes and asks the people at WU about the various options to see which one is right for her, which tends to end up with her sending the payment in such a way that it's impossible for the lad to verify it or even get his grubby little paws on it, like sending a cheque to his fictional address because the WU people said it was a more secure way of sending cash, so it must be ok, right?

Dangling that payment just out of their reach seems to really frustrate them.
Can imagine the local net cafe owner having to keep a supply of spare monitors and keyboards on standby Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If the lad is working with more than one persona e.g. a "barrister" and a "banker" I will let one know my opinion of the other. I tell the "banker" what a lazy, incompetent fool I think the "barrister" is, for example.

But I won't give any specifics or reasons why I feel that way. That would amount to potentially educational feedback. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have suggested to the "barrister" that we should cut the banker out of the deal. I have suggested to the "barrister" that it would be a good thing to murder the banker.


My favorite minor annoyance trick:

(A) Bait a mugu and get his phone number.

(B) Forward the first mugu's phone number to 50-100 other mugus, with the admonition "I am interested in your proposal, but I really want to talk to you first. Please call me. My number is****".

(C) The next day, any mugu that replied by mail gets a response "I insist that you call me at ******:

(D) Repeat about a week or ten days later for maximum effect.

(E) Rinse, wash, repeat!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Phone call at 3 am. The pain in their voice is sooooo satisfying.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ i suspect you are in north america.
time zones mean this is not so easy for europeans, sadly - i wish it were

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I also enjoy trash talking about the banker. In the bait im doing I implied he is an incompotent or a criminal. Also a suspected homosexual. I got him canned from the deal and started all over with one more "trustworthy" , only to have him turn out to be as bad as the first one (maybe worse) Wink

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I cannot explain why you fail to follow my advises on the payment

Is this how wicked men like you can be?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i enjoy telling the junior scammer how useless the barrister is.
as the barrister is probably the junior scammer's oga, it is fun thinking about how this goes down.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Right. I've gone back to the junior scammer, i.e., the sender of the first email, and demanded another "barrister" because the one he "referred" me to is just impossible to work with.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Play the totally 'blonde' card

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I would not normally have asked but I just heard some disturbing gossip about the vicar. Well I could not believe my ears. Such a quiet gentleman and yet when his computer went for updates and installation of Windows7, the engineer found an enourmous ammount of gay pornography! Can you just imagine? Now can you understand the engineer is a big gossip and I do not want anything unseemly found on my machine.

Now what exactly is 'alluvial gold' How will it get to meand what do I need to do to complete this deal with you?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I lead them up to when I tell them I'm sending a MG when they don't get it I tell them I'll go find out what happened at the place where i bought it. whn I get to the store the police have the palce closed off . they said they took the owner to jail because he was stealing the money from Western Union. I also let them know I have contacted the FBI , interpol etc that get's their knicker in a wad for sure.
I just wish i could be there when they read it.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Im new to this, but I was wondering how often the banker is the same lad and how often the banker is a higher up in a more organized operation making underlings find marks then pass them up to finish the payoff. Does anyone know more about how these groups are organized?

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I cannot explain why you fail to follow my advises on the payment

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If they ask for $150 I "accidentally" say I will send $1500. Then when they mention $1500, I ask why it went up from $150. It can go back and forth for days...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Good one Belker! I'm going to try that!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I usually introduce a fake scammer into my baits, so my original Lad will get worried that:

a) I will twig the scam by having received two similar mails, or
b) the fake scammer will hook me better than the Lad.

When the Lad tells me to ignore the fake scammer, I accidentally give the fake scammer the Lad's e-mail address.

From then on, I send couple of e-mails a day from my fake scammer to the Lad, with uplifting spiritual content (mainly gleaned from around here). You know the kind of stuff I mean.

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So if the Lad wants to deal with me, he has to put up with having manure poured over his head the whole time.

I have pages full of this stuff, usually the Lad eventually cracks in some spectacular way... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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How do you annoy your lads?


I email them. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
And don't forget, you also call them! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a habit of never dropping a bait myself, but when I do want to get rid of one I screw with the lad so much that *he* drops the bait. So the other day I felt like dropping a lad after he and his incompetent associates couldn't pick up a simple MoneyGram transfer. I had sent a fake MG slip saved in JPG format at extremely low quality, so it was barely readable. I insisted for a few emails that he must have gotten the number wrong, he asked me to resend it in plain text. So I did what I do best.

I sent him the 8-digit MTCN, converted to Roman numerals.

And he STILL didn't drop me after that. Not very bright, are they? Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

419weasel wrote:
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How do you annoy your lads?

I email them. Laughing

sometimes i don't email them - that works too Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another good way to annoy them is to simply ignore anything they say, particularly when there's a problem. For instance, I might have another lad pose as the original lad's assistant to chop his dollar. When the lad tells me that the other guy isn't his assistant at all, I write back to say I've sent the money to his assistant.

Repeat this a few times and they go nuts.
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