Lad-onardo DaVinci ***SAFARI/ARRESTED/HOSPITALISED/STRANDED

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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

W3llington is making decent progress, he just crossed into Nigeria at the Benin-Nigeria Border. Very Happy

His Ghana Phone is +2332467*****

http://www.4shared.com/file/258247798/7ed5d219/Wellington_in_Nigeria.html

His number now he has crossed into Nigeria is +23470416*****

can't wait for the next call as he approaches my area for his payment collection........ Laughing

at which point my phone battery may be going down and i'm unable to say much, apart from "Email me" Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

W3llington made good progress, arrived my place and called me Wink

http://www.4shared.com/file/258333529/1fbc77c8/W3llington_Arrive_my_Place.html

Then of course i had a bit of a problem with my phone battery, how inconvenient..........just as he arrived at my place.......

http://www.4shared.com/file/258333558/27fad199/Oh_dear_my_battery_is_done.html Very Happy

I'm sure my next post will be an email........... Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:38 pm

I have woken up at 2am for this safari just to get every bit of ranty goodness out of him... I will record every second of it.

Nice calls Rev Who... He has definitely brought a dopey mate with him on his journey... WOO HOO!!!

I just sent him this to get a rant:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

Hope you had a nice trip and found your way to Lagos to meet James Donald.

I have a few more orders for you to do painting work for our members when you get back home.

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pexxxxn

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

W3llington made it there ok, great news.

IP 41.194.53.234 Nigeria

Quote:

Dear my most Rev J@mes Don@ld.

We are already in ikoyi.waiting for you at in front of France embassy.

I am wearing a black up and down. please do advice.

Thanks

wellington

Hope W3llington isn't left standing around to long waiting for Rev D0n@ld.............. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:58 pm

And I got this from same IP:

Quote:

Dear My most Rev;

Yes i had a good trip to Nigeria but yet to meet with Rev Jxxxs Dxxxld.Though am in Awolowo way he told me but am yet to meet with him or contact him through his telephone number.

With best Regards

Wellington Nana

The phone calls should come rolling in now!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Oh Dear, i'm still charging my phone so W3llington can only email me...

Quote:

Dear J@mes Don@ld.

Do contact with me asap.The driver that brought me to Nigeria is loing paitance and it not my arrangment with him.

Call me or do send mail at the monment am at the cafe JAVA HOUSE BESIDE THE MOBILE FILLING STATION ALONG A******O WAY.

Please we need to leave back to Ghana today.

W3llington N@n@

Hope W3llington isn't getting to uncomfortable, oh dear it's going to be a long drive back to Ghana with his friendly Driver, i'm sure they will soon be the best of buddies on the long drive back.........
Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:03 pm

Great job, guys! Have some Heritage Pottage.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:50 pm

Cue music

Outstanding! May the wind be forever in his face.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Posts: 182

awesome job!!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:07 am

Lad-onardo is having trouble meeting up with my representative when he arrived in Lagos but i thought they had already found each other:

http://www.4shared.com/file/258845657/488f015e/in_Lagos.html

Gee... It is gonna be a loooooooooong night sleeping in the car for this lad and his friend:

http://www.4shared.com/file/258835620/2b8ade2a/Sleeping_in_the_car_tonight.html

Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Poor lad, after a cozy night tucked up with his driver in the car, i thought the least i can do is to treat him to a nice hearty breakfast at where else but "Mr Biggs"

http://www.4shared.com/file/258847608/f4e2001/W3llington_to_Mr_Biggs.html

Sometimes i think i'm just to generous to this lad. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:42 pm

.. Great Job - Keep up the frustration on the lad - he's so close to the money - almost there - not quite - ah shucks - all that work for nothing. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:31 am

Great Work BD (and RW!) Thumbs up

It's only a matter of time, you will get your pet's to commit suicide one day. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:30 am

Moved here at OP's request.

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:56 am

G'day fellow baiters...

Alot has happened for our Lad-onardo after he arrived in Lagos so here is an update...

Latest call to me since last post:

http://www.4shared.com/file/259557834/c22339/Lad-onardo_missed_the_meeting.html

I sent him this email to get him to extend his travels and I decided to send him to Akure to visit Jon_Parkz lad:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

You must have been waiting at the wrong Mr Biggs resturant because James was waiting at the Mr Bigg's resturant he told you he was at for 2 hours and you never showed up. He has now gone to Akure to visit the potential leader for that region.

You will need to make your way up to Akure to meet with James to collect your payment, it is a shame that you didnt follow his directions to the correct Mr Biggs resturant.

The address where James will be is: 27 Gbamgbalogun , Akure , Ondo State, Nigeria <--- Jon_Parkz's lad actually lives here

God Bless You

Brxxk Petxxson

I think Lad-onardo's friend/driver is getting a bit pissed off:

Quote:

Dear Most Rev;

It very unfortunate that your rep Jxxes Dxxald could not be able to make good plans to meet with me.I have come to lagos as you told me no payment is made now i have to go to Akure for my payment.This is not a good game plan i have to tell you.How can your man knowing very well i will have to call him put his phone off.He will not call me either nor pick if i call him.The driver is of the option to take me to the police here in Nigeria until i pay his money.I can not go to any where until i pay the driver his money thats his decission so there,s big problem for me.

The driver i promised i will give him money as soon i get to Nigeria but since yesterday till now look at all the probelm you want to put to me.

Your rep Jxxxs Dxxald told me to come to mr bigggs so many mr biggs in the location but where he told me i want there and his not there and his phone is off and if i call him he does not pick so what is all this as am writing this mail the driver is not ready to wait any more one minte for me please do contact with him for Advice.

Wellington

I will smooth things over by promising the driver a $200 tip for taking Lad-onardo to Akure:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

You must tell the driver that he needs to make his way to Akure. I will notify Jxmes Dxxald that he is to pay the driver an extra $200 bonus for making the trip to Akure.

God Bless You

Bxxck Pexxxson

His reply, 5 minutes later:

Quote:

Dear My Most Rev;

The driver said he is not going any where with me until i pay him he is of the option of taking me to the police if by 5pm i dont give him his money.

I thought I would leave him for a while and let the driver either accept the $200 or take Lad-onardo to the police station... When I got home from work this gem was in my inbox:

Quote:

Dear my Most Rev

Since yesterday an in Nigeria without any food or any where to sleep and under pressure for the drivers money i mean what good does it do to you. If you think you are fooling me well it up to you God will pay us all in accord to our deeds.

But one thing is that God i know will not be silent over all this as you and your entire country men will see Gods time for this your deeds as you dont want to pay me my money and keep move me from problem to problem over my money.

The pastors wife money is out there i have not paid it now the driver what does it do to you as you bring problem to me.Was it a bad thing i did for doing a painting for you and even sanding it to you without your paying me any one doller first?

If any body so such to you or your chilren how will you feel about that?

However the driver has seen facts that all is of you that i dont understand why you are doing all this to me.

Please do let me know if you dont want to pay me my money let me go back to Ghana?I know my good God will work it out with you.

You should advice him to pay the money to the driver bank account from where ever place he may be in Nigeria so if you want to pay the money i wiil send to you the drivers bank information for him to pay the money .Otherwise put a good plans for us to meet so i can have my money cash.

Please do advice fast .very rough for me here inNigeria cant eat sleep etc why are you treating me this way?

Time for Rev Who to weave his magic on the phone and help get Lad-onardo's ass to Akure!!!

Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Well seems like my offer of Brecky wasn't accepted?
Poor lad doesn't know his way round Lagos as well as me. Laughing

Quote:

YOU TOLD ME TO COME TO MR BIGGS I CAME TO MR BIGGS NEAR IKOYI CLUB AS YOU TOLD ME BUT DID NOT MEET YOU NOR DID YOU CALL ME TO FIND OUT EHERE I WAS OR HOW TO REACH YOU.BUT I WILL CALLYOU AND YOU DONT PICK MY CALLS NOR CALL ME.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD GAME PLAN AT ALL.

IF YOU CANT CALL ME WHY DONT YOU SEND MAIL WITHE THE LOCATION OF WHERE YOU ARE.THE DRIVER IS ABOUT TO TAKE ME TO THE POLICE FOR HIS MONEY.
PLEASE DO CONTACT WITH ME SO THAT I CAN PAY THE DRIVER HIS MONEY

W3LLINGTON

I informed him he just missed me, i waited at Mr Biggs with no air con for 2 hours then had to head to Akure... Very Happy

http://www.4shared.com/file/259515952/e1b025f6/W3llington_Push_to_Akure.html

Quote:

Dear J@mes Don@ld;

You have to let me know when you are coming back to lagos the driver cant take me to any where more than here Lagos i told him right from Accra Ghana.

You should let your telephone number open also as to enable me reach you .Please am already in a problem with the driver.

Why cant you call me or give to me a good direction to meet with you in lagos.

But if you dont want to meet with me as the driver does not believe me that you want to give any money to me the is no problem God will answer it all for us.This is my sweat and am been taking this long stress for my own money not even talking about my pastors wife money now the driver what are you upto with Rev peterson? If you put me into problen with peoples money does it pay you any thing?If you so wish not to pay for my painting i let it for you and God .If you like what your doing to me your own chilren will face same.

Since yesterday an in Nigeria without any food or any where to sleep and under pressure for the drivers money i mean what good does it do to you. If you think you are fooling me well it up to you God will pay us all in accord to our deeds.But one thing is that God i know will not be silent over all this as you and your entire country men will see Gods time for this your deeds as you dont want to pay me my money and keep move me from problem to problem over my money.

Seems i need to call him and let him know i forgive him if he can still meet me Surprised

http://www.4shared.com/file/259515935/298e17d3/W3llington_push_more_to_Akure.html

Quote:

My Son W3llington,

I have arrived Akure, the directions are below.
Leave for third mainland bridge road and follow third axil road then turn right at big junction to Ikorodu Road keep going till you come to A1 road and follow till you get to Shagamu and take A121 then follow to Ore, at Ore take left on to Ore -Ondo road to Ondo, at Ondo, go right to Ondo-Akure road it is signposted to Akure.
When you reach Akure call me, i am staying at No 27 Gbamgbalogun , Akure , Ondo State, Nigeria.
I await you.
I will feed you and your driver here when you arrive, Pastor Jonathon, shall provide accomodation and meals for you for the night if you need Wellington.
I can give you driver $200 additional for his expenses and pay receipts as approved by Rev Peterson.
Please keep any receipts for expenses ......

God speed my son....

Faithfully
Rev J@mes Don@ld
UK Division H***** ***** Church

Think i better give him a call this morning to make sure he finds his way ok
Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:26 am

I just sent him this to hopefully get a little rant:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

The problems that you are having seem to be all due to the fact that you failed to meet James Donald at the Mr Biggs resturant that he told you he was at.

The only option you have is to make your way to Akure and collect your payment from James

God Bless You

Bxxck Pexxrson

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Looks positive, driver does need license to operate outside of Lagos,
Should be a nice drive with his buddy the driver..............Pay day is coming, i do feel so happy for them:lol:

http://www.4shared.com/file/259602086/7a81c78a/Is_he_leaving_Lagos_for_Akure.html

Never mind, i will re-imburse his $20 for the permit to drive in Ondo State....i'm a generous kinda guy.... Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:13 am

You two are right wicked buggers. How could you do this to the poor lad?

Probably with a smile on your face. Where's he going next?

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Good Lad, he's on the road to Akure Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/file/259688244/64739661/Wellington_on_the_road_to_Akur.html

I think it was the stew waitng for him the clinched the deal Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:27 pm

Awww, I love safaris. Excellent work, gentlemen. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:20 pm

That is wonderful baiting!!

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

W3llington and his friendly driver seem to have arrived in Akure Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/oCb_Sdy3/W3llington_arrives_Akure.html

Excellent news.......................

Oh Dear..........do i hear a knock on my gate........could it be...........

(The gate belongs to another lad.......better for lads to make other lad friends don't you think.) Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/14XTzVJY/W3llington_at_my_gate.html

Oh ...... i hope he wasn't to hungry, the stew seems to be off the menu......sorry lads......... Laughing

W3llington may be a little frustrated with me...................... Laughing

I think i may have mail soon......

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:20 pm

After that call he should of been standing right here..............

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:30 pm

Just read through this one today Very Happy

Can't wait for the next instalment, hehe. Great so far!

Just be careful he doesn't send that god of thunder after you. I hear they can be a bit irritable at times Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnhO5VgZ0tk

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