Lad-onardo DaVinci ***SAFARI/ARRESTED/HOSPITALISED/STRANDED

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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:15 am

Why do you twist Leonardo's tail so hard BD? The whining is beginning to grate. Evil or Very Mad

Just tear it off. Stop playing with your food Very Happy

Snappy insults from Leonardo. It might take years of intensive baiter therapy for you to get over being called a very (heartless) stupid fool.

I hear his God of Thunder is Zeus - dude don't muck around with Greek Gods being invoked by ladgerians. No good comes of it.
But I suspect he has been tripping out while playing a little too much God of War on the PS3 Shocked

Shouldn't his complain be processed seriously? (sorta) Point him towards your complaint department.
He will need to submit his complaint in writing, triplicate and include a note from his mum and or Oga. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:28 pm

that thunder noise he thinks he commands is probably just his stomach complaining that it's hungry because his scam didn't work. ha ha

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:17 am

This lad is desperate after he borrowed money from his friends to send Jon_Parkz painting and borrowed the money to send mine from "his pastors wife". They are getting a little upset with this lad and after many calls and emails I decided to make a Western Union payment.
I thought I would punish him a little bit more by getting him to fill in some wacky Western Union forms that nurse nasty made, he asked that I made the payment to "his pastors wife"

Quote:

Dear My most Rev;

All the forms completed.I have to go borrowing to fix this forms.Am waiting in the cafe for the payment information.

Please do safe my head from debts

regards

wellington

^^^ He missed a couple of questions so when Western Union reject these forms, I will do a Moneygram transfer instead which will require more forms

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:48 pm

blue pen? shouldn't it be done in black?

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:07 pm

Leonardo wrote:

Please do safe my head from debts

He asked so nicely too ... gonna put a hitman onto him and put his head in a safe? Literally. Might be a little upset when his money gets chopped don't you think BD?

Hey do you think he might like a tap from your mate with the orphan MTCN generator? It would really help him climb out of that deep money problem he got his arse into.

Of course, there are none available where he lives but there is about 30 or so not too far away ... two countries across that is Laughing

Terrific work BTW.

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:17 pm

@ Inspector Gadget - Nice thinking for a way to reject the forms!!! Thanks mate

@ dogsbum - Might be a little upset when his money gets chopped don't you think BD? <-- he has already been chopped once and thats why these forms were needed

do you think he might like a tap from your mate with the orphan MTCN generator? It would really help him climb out of that deep money problem he got his arse into. <-- those wheels are already in motion and he is keen

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:31 am

Wow, nice job. Very Happy

This is the part of the bait that is the most fun. He's put so much effort and money into making and sending this that he has to jump through any and every hoop you put in-front of him...for a vain hope that he'll get some money. Laughing

Can I ask how you got a drop-box in Aus? Did you register for a PO-Box and use one of your baiting names to receive items?

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:35 am

^^^ you have a PM

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:07 am

Hi Black Dog.

Since I am new to baiting and just have done some strait baiting for trophies, I am interested in how to push the lad to follow my own scam.
If you don't mind I would be happy to read your correspondence.

Thank you.

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:41 am

Here's the latest:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

I went to the Western Union office this morning and gave them the forms you filled in and the person at the office said that they cannot process your payment because they are under suspicion that I may be sending money to an African scammer due to the fact that the first payment is under investigation. I explained that I was paying someone for some work they did for me and they still refused to process the payment.

Is there another way that I can send the money to you?

God Bless You

Bxxck Pexxxson

Quote:

Dear My Most Rev;

You can send the money through MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER.Using the same details i gave to you my pastors wife details.VERONICA OKUJERE .O.At least by Tuesday i should be able to have this money please shame is all over me i cant even go to church as not to see my pastors wife and there group .

Have you any ORDER from your members?

Compliment of the season.

Best Regards

Wellington Nana

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

I went to the Moneygram office and they gave me a few security forms for you to fill in before the money can be transfered.

Please fill in the forms as soon as possible so that I can return them to the Moneygram office today.

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxrson

I attached NNs Moneygram forms

and got back:

Quote:

Dear my most Rev;

All forms filled and attacted.Have you contacted with the person i sent to you asking for my art work? What is the position also with your members ORDER.You should send to me any picture you will appricate i do for you as my gift to you.I will do that painting free for you as my apprication for all your good deeds for me amd my church.

Best Regards

Wellington Nana

Hmmmmmmmm.... What next?

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:43 am

Lad tattoo

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:09 am

I thought the lad use a photoshop filter at first. He must have at least painted over a print. Damn fine work Black Dog. Give the real black dog an ear rub from me Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:35 am

Ghost wrote:

Damn fine work Black Dog. Give the real black dog an ear rub from me Very Happy

Thanks mate... means alot to get the recognition from everyone.

The ear rub was given and muchly appreciated!!! Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:21 am

Ah...well, he looks like a good, loyal and lovable friend. Mutts usually prove to be very smart and loyal.

As to his hyperactivity, call Cesar Millan Laughing

dogsbum wrote:

I hear his God of Thunder is Zeus - dude don't muck around with Greek Gods being invoked by ladgerians.

I am sure he is referring to Shango .

I was thinking at least you didn't say it was Raiden

but then you said

Quote:

But I suspect he has been tripping out while playing a little too much God of War on the PS3

Your youth is apparent.

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:42 am

Ghost wrote:

Ah...well, he looks like a good, loyal and lovable friend.

There sure ain't nothin' quite like a friend whose feces you have to pick up after he takes a dump in your backyard. Most of mine are like that when we drink too much. This is why I prefer to be the visitor rather than the host. I'm sorry, I forget. Were we talking about dogs or people?

Anyway, great work Pete. Keep it up. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:57 pm

Really sweet work BD ... take a look at the mug on that garden gnome ... eeewww.

Any chance we might see a larger copy of the forms. Failed your eye test badly and that was with FF zoom maxed out. But I did notice a few gems:

(1) Wrong color ink ... must resubmit forms
(2) I'm far from convinced that this lad won't give the loot to Scientology. Look at that mug ... a thetan (google it folks Very Happy

) if I ever saw one. Evil or Very Mad

Do we have a thetan c lensing form or perhaps a thetan visa entry application? We really do need to look out for these aliens - it's how Tom Cruise got into the USA.
(3) Leonardo ticked "yes" to filling out more forms so why not oblige him ... Very Happy

(4) He is OBVIOUSLY a liar since he claims MoneyGrab can't be used for fraudulent activities. That was a trick question because EVERYONE know real scammers pretend nothing bad happens.
Maybe he needs further security clearances ... to prove he is not an alien Thetan and not a scumbag scammer dude. Can we get him to collect 5 letters of character reference from his associates attesting to him NOT being a scammer?
Must be submitted in triplicate ... black ink double spaced and no less than 500 words (prefer 1000) Very Happy

Maybe he needs to submit his fingerprints and a DNA sample (sperm perhaps Evil or Very Mad

@NTC - is your avatar what I think it is ... eeewwww Very Happy

ETA: all is well with the world. I am once again NN's whore. As it should be. Thanks moderator dudes.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:12 am

Ghost wrote:

As to his hyperactivity, call Cesar Millan Laughing

I think even he would run for the hills if he tried to discipline my naughty lad... He is nearly 9 and i had him as a bachelor for 7 years from puppy so he is just as feral as I was when my wife met me

dogsbum wrote:

@NTC - is your avatar what I think it is ... eeewwww Very Happy

Only a matter of time before someone mentioned it Nick Wink

Lad-onardo has a new mission:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

I have taken the security forms to the Moneygram office and there was a problem. They refuse to send money to West Africa because of the scamming that goes on there online. I explained to them that it was to purchase a painting and they still refused.

The xxxx xxxxxxx Church has a representative in Nigeria at the moment, visiting a potential leader there. This representative is a man named Jxxes Dxxald and he is also the UK branch leader. I have explained this situation to him and ordered him to organise your payment in cash from there.

What I need you to do is to make your way to Lagos, Nigeria and meet with Jaxxs Dxxald to collect your payment from him. It is the only way because I cannot keep visiting the bank and trying to send money and be embarrassed like this.

Jxxes Dxxald's contact email is: [email protected]

Please contact him as soon as possible to arrange the collection of your payment

God Bless You

Brxxk Pexxxxon

Looks like he is gonna hit the road to get his payment... Another Black Dog/Rev Who safari on the cards

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:12 am

dogsbum wrote:

@NTC - is your avatar what I think it is ... eeewwww Very Happy

I don't know. What did you think it was?

If you thought it was a kitty litter box that got used by a very ill cat...

Or if you thought that my previous one was a variety of different turds on a plate...

...then you're pretty much correct, but only in a metaphorical sense.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:20 am

http://www.mrbiggsonline.com/ Shocked

Cool! It's Nigeria's answer to McDonalds. Yummy!

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:16 am

^^^ Nick's staple diet Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:35 am

^^ Check the menu. Shocked

I want one of those wedding cakes that have "Happy Birthday" written all over them. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:08 am

^^^ I recommend the Farmhouse beans Laughing

Here's the latest:

IP: 41.218.245.31 Accra, Ghana

Quote:

Dear My Most Rev;

Please do let me have the telephone contact of Jxxxs Dxxxld.How ever if that's the only way i will be on my way to Nigeria Lagos for my money.

Best Regards

Wellington Nana

Holy shit!!! This lad just takes every bit of punishment dealt

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

The phone number for Jaxxxs Dxxxxd is +234 (0) xxxxxxxxxx

Please contact him ASAP about collecting your payment, I have notified him that you will be arriving in Lagos and that he needs to reimburse you any travel expenses you might have. Please show James your receipts for any travel expenses that you incur to get to Lagos.

God Bless You

Bxxxk Pxxxxson

Strap on the pith helmet Rev Who... It's safari time old chap!!!!!!!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Now that the Rev P3ters0n has informed W3llingt0n to contact me i receive this email from him.

Quote:

Dear Mr J@m3s D0n@ld.

Compliment of the season.

Rev P3ters0n has asked me to contact with you for the payment of my money 3500usd.

Please do read the mail as he sent to me and advice as for when i should come for my money.

.Please do sent to me your telephone contact number and contact address in Nigeria.my contact mobile number is +233 *** ******.

Thanks God Bless you.

W3llington N@n@.

So i responded with is email..............

Quote:

Mr W3llingt0n N@n@.

God bless you and a very happy Easter to you my son,

I have indeed been contacted by our Hon R3v Br0ck P3ters0n about this issue, it is most
fortunate that you find me in the wonderful country of God fearing brothers and sisters of Nigeria.
I am currently staying at 282 ******** Way ikoyi lagos with the Richomd family, i can be contacted on +234 ***********.
I have been instructed to give you $3500 cash and reimburse any travel expenses for which you can provide reciepts for up to a maximum $1000.

I wil try to contact you this afternoon to make arrangements as i will leave Nigeria on Friday for South Africa to meet the potential Prinicple of the SA branch of the beloved ************ Church.

So Gods speed my son and remain blessed.

Faithfully
Rev J@m3s Don@ld
UK Division ***************Church
+234 7**********.(Whilst in Nigeria)

Mr N@n@ decided to call me so lets hope he wants his payment?

http://www.4shared.com/file/257505608/1a112d7d/Wellington_to_Rev_Donld.html

Hopefully we can meet at last Laughing

I'm expecting a call soon Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:46 pm

Curlyearl: Way to spoil the magic, buddy. Wink

Black Dog wrote:

^^^ Nick's staple diet Laughing

I recommend the Farmhouse beans

And why wouldn't you?

I mean, come on. Doesn't looking at that picture just make you think about how you'd love to put that in your mouth, roll it around your tongue while sucking the juices, and swallow it, absorbing whatever it's made of into your own body? Who wouldn't? It's just such a natural reaction.

Mmmmm.... Mr Bigg's....

And on a more serious note, great work on yet another safari in progress, gents. Very Happy

I DEY PROUD PROUD OOOOOO

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

I do hope Wellington's car has AC otherwise hes going to get very hot and bothered today travelling through Togo, Benin to arrive in Lagos later today.....Bon Voyage old chap...

http://www.4shared.com/file/258095723/15a27f6b/Wellington_at_the_border.html

Note to self...........Leave phone on for rant later today after IP in Lagos confirmation Laughing

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