Lad-onardo DaVinci ***SAFARI/ARRESTED/HOSPITALISED/STRANDED

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:30 pm

Any more ITP or Ethics issues, go read this thread. Twice.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
And if you don't want to send lads on safaris yourself after reading that, fine. Everyone has a line that they feel comfortable with not crossing.
But no innocents have been hurt at all in this bait. This topic gets brought up from time to time, so don't feel bad asking where "the line is," as you call it. Ask your mentor, or another longtime baiter here to discuss any issues you might not be clear on.

Carry on! I can't wait to hear the show.

Be there, or be square.
Cool

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2009 Posts: 16

This is absolutely fantastic and such a joy to read (and listen) to.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Now that Rev Wh0 has arrived back in UK, i thought i better check Wellington got home ok to Ghana........... Laughing

Seem that his trip home has been delayed, seems like our wellington can't move.................oh dear..................... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/31fc54Fk/Wellington_is_stranded.html

I better make sure and get to WU early tomorrow to save wellington from anymore discomfort...................... Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:42 pm

@ technomancer

Probably true. I have harboured an idea that a lad could be taught to work for a living, but I think it's possible only in the very scientific sense of the word, like it's possible to beat a car bodyshell into wire and feed it through a keyhole. Far better to poison their scamming efforts by sending them on a road trip, and five days in a stinking prison pit with faeces and rats and huligans ... the cake, I feel, is well and truly iced Cool

Lovely work, well done to all.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:11 pm

Wellington is stranded at the airport!!!

Thanks to BluthBanana for having us on his radio show...

Check it out here:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/area419

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:56 pm

I almost feel bad for Wellington.

Can't we all chip in send him a coupon for Mr. Biggs or something? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:17 am

^^^^I think I'm going to have to Photochop me up some Mr. Bigg's vouchers redeemable for free fresh fish and heritage pottage, or maybe farmhouse beans with beef.

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:26 am

^^^ and a voucher for a free lad hug for dwatina Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:53 am

^^ Free hugs? Where? Hello Kitty!

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:24 am

Wow, Wellington is in luck! Look what I found on their website...

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:46 am

^^^^

Holy shit!!!

That is sooooooo funny!!!

LOL_sign

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:09 am

I just read through this thread for the first time yesterday. Excellent work! I feel I am in the presence of greatness.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:33 am

Sleeping with his "god" (Mammon) on the floor of the airport, dead broke, and afraid to go home empty handed probably even if he had money, as he has creditor's there to pay off when he gets home is a beautiful thing. Friends, relatives, an oga all expecting repayment for bailing him out of jail wait for him, and any money they sent to him while on his little adventure fantasy. Don't any lad huggers here worry. Lads do pay their debts to people who loan them money. They seem to have some honor in that regard. If he doesn't pay off that local artist in his neighborhood, he will be shamed. So, he will pay him off. Unfortunately, the money usually comes from future victims. This experience of his will definitely affect his self esteem, his status in his group, and his family life.
And it will affect his scamming efficiency, and make him drop some potential victims. So, it all good. This won't stop him for good, but you guys sure slowed him to a dead crawl.

Corona is in charge of the hugs, Nick. Come on, Corona, a few hugs here. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Don't worry folks all is not lost, i have a friend in immigration Laughing

that might be able to get him permanent Nigerian residence.
Then he can stay in Nigeria.

I do hope he gets his money from WU today, and that he doesn't heve any forms to fill out................. Laughing

anyway, he would need to call Rev B***K P****n to allow me to send the money WU, hope he hasn't chopped all the credit on his phone...... Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:16 am

SlapHappy wrote:

... They seem to have some honor in that regard. ...

honor? Think you may have mis-spelled it Laughing

believe there is only four letters in the concept - fear is the proper spelling, I think Wink

@ Rev Who You think he perhaps could start a new mission/flock there for you?
_________________
Actually, a true 'shaming' can have devastating effects on an individual subjected to it.

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:34 pm

Fantastic job guys. Them shiny badges are so worth having and normally so hard to get. Keep it up!

jump_4_joy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Poor Wellington , another night sleeping on the street, maybe one of our other potential church leaders (Lad) in Lagos can help Wellington for a couple of nights until Rev J@mes Donal@d gets back to Nigeria..... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/TLTDTBw3/Wellington_only_a_lad_can_help.html

Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:29 pm

I have to say that I love what you are doing here. This lad is so fucked. I especially love that you have two lads meeting one another. Nice work, truly. I am very impressed!

Thumbs up

Edited to add: He sounds hungry! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Thought i would call him and cheer him up ................................ Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/RXGxD2uJ/Wellington_Walking_to_Mile_2_G.html

Wellington sounds a little down, or is it just me?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Apr 2010 Posts: 19

I think he has got into the "What else can go wrong" mode, I am sure he will be as right as rain once he gets back to his hotel, has a nice relaxing bath, a few bevvies and a good meal

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

EDIT

Posted calls to early that need explaination will repost after BD[/b]

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:28 pm

You should suggest that Wellington and Paul sit down at the nearby Mr. Bigg's and each enjoy a dish of Farmhouse Beans.... Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:56 pm

Okay guys,

We decided the other day to change the angle of the bait and just go for gold with it to see how far we can push this bait so after the Wadino meeting failed we decided to see if we could get another one of our church lads to meet Wellington.

Wellington needs a helping hand so we got Paul, a very keen potential leader who lives in Lagos and "just missed us" to go and help him by picking him up and letting him stay at his house untill Jxxes Dxxald arrives back in Lagos

Here is my attempt for the lad meet:

Quote:

Dear Paul,

Unfortunately, Jaxxs Dxxald caught a flight home.
He was there also to meet with a member who had to collect payment for some artwork that we sold for him at a church auction but the member failed to meet with Jxxes Dxxald and since James was carrying your $5000 and the $4000 for the artwork, the money he was carrying was just too much stress for him and he needed to fly home as soon as possible.

The member who is collecting the payment for the artwork travelled from Ghana to see James but by the time he got to the airport Jxxes Donald was already leaving for the UK, this left the Ghana member stranded and away from home without food or accomodation.

We are sending Jxxes Doxald back to Lagos in a few days to meet with you and the Ghana member but what we need you to do is a small favour for the church, could you please meet with Wellington, the Ghana member, and just let him spend a couple of nights at your house until Jxxes Dxxald arrives back from the UK to meet you both? We will reimburse you for any lodgings for food and a bed and I will personally see that for this kind guesture, you will receive a further $500 bonus when James arrives in Lagos.

Please call me as soon as possible to arrange this and thank you in advance.

I need to know your sizes for the shirts that will be included in your Leadership Kit

God Bless You

Brxxk Petexon

His reply:

Quote:

Dear sir,

Am so sorry that Reverend James have to pass through all this and at the end I was unable to meet with him. Please this time give me his flight schedule to avoid all this happening again.

About the man from Ghana (Wellington) I will not have any problem to accommodate him since you are assuring me that you know him. I do not need $500 reimbursement to work for the church, because whatsoever I do for the church am doing it for God that is my own believe. Please give me Wellington’s and Reverend James phone number. So that I will communicate with them direct and know when they are coming to Nigeria.

I was very afraid before now but very happy to hear that he have fly back to UK safely.

Thanks and God bless you sir,

Mr, Paul Chukwuka

Then we got Rev Who to call them with his number hidden saying he was in the UK

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

And i thought there were no such thing as good samaritans........ Laughing

Meet Paul.......Good Lad....... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/4b1CHfwu/Paul_the_good_samaritan.html

Wellington, help is on it's way...................i'm just a sucker for a sob story....... Wink

Lad looking after lad, who said there was no honor amoung thieves

http://www.4shared.com/audio/IEOs-DJB/Wellington_rescue_coming.html

Paul is on his way to save Wellington....... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/s0pgwxGX/Paul_to_the_rescue.html

Paul your my hero..... Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:03 pm

I can hardly wait for your mugu wedding! Very Happy

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