Lad-onardo DaVinci ***SAFARI/ARRESTED/HOSPITALISED/STRANDED

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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

JP, thanks for the google street view Very Happy

Your lad and our lad must be chatting about the old days over a nice cuppa......as they both have many things in common...... Wink

Strangely enough our W3llingtons 3 phones aren't answering.......does your lad bite Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Good news, managed to raise him on the phone, when i say raised him, i did mean raised his temperature.......... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/JPNQ2VY5/W3llington_bit_frustrated_with.html

i'm sending him a different address.......Mr Biggs in Akure......at least he can rant and eat at the say time....i believe they do specials for travellers on a thursday night........ Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:40 pm

What did the Lad say? He was a bit unclear and upset but the Reverend sounded soothing as ever. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Well, since he got the wrong address, i was just trying to help him on his way.....

http://www.4shared.com/audio/ytJiTlQ3/_2__W3llington_not_happy.html

This is part 1 of 2 part call.............bit of frustration from W3llington.....poor lad....... Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:50 pm

I have no words. This is one of the best phone safaris EVER.

bow_down

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:22 am

Mr. Bigg's advert for your lad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAZVUxtyWCg&NR=1

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Well this lad doesn't seem to want his pay day after all......trying to give him my address again due to the confusion before... Laughing

and he wouldn't even take the new address.............

http://www.4shared.com/audio/iohzWtE4/_2__W3llington_not_happy2.html

I assume this is what they call in the trade as a rant? Laughing

Nice to see they took the form filling ladette with them on there little adventure......nice family rant you might say.......

I will have to catch up with him on Saturday when i get back to Lagos.....
only if he still wants the money........ Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:03 am

That last call to Rev Who was EPIC lad-ranting!!! Well done mate!!!

Ladonardo is stressing out really badly now and the pressure from the driver is showing:
http://www.4shared.com/audio/nSA3jJLU/Wellington_needs_me_to_give_mo.html

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

I need you to call me ASAP

Brxxk Pexxxxon

Quote:

My Most Rev;

I do not have any more call cards please call me on this number +234 xxxxxxxxxx.Please call me as the problem is very tight with me here now

Advice James to pay at least 300usd equivalent to the drivers bank acct. First Bank Nigeria.
I have sent to him his bank detail.

But i try to call him this morning his phone is off.

The Deriver dank detail .......First Bank Nigeria

A/C name Chukwu Innocent .O. <-- does anyone know this lad

A/C No; 427xxxxxxxx18.

Please this is the only way now then we can make a better plan to meet with good meeting information.

See all the problem am having please do your best at this point.

Wellington

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

I tried to call you but couldn't get through. You will need to arrange a way to call me

Jxxes Dxxald is furious about the abuse he endured on the phone last night because he gave you the correct address on the phone and waited for you and you didnt arrive. Pastor Jonathan's wife even had a lovely meal prepared for your arrival which went to waste. This sort of behaviour is unacceptable and we are trying to help you as well as stick to the schedule of Jxxes Dxxald's Nigerian Mission

Where are you currently?

Please get back to me as soon as possible

God Bless You

Brxck Pexxxson

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:56 pm

Would that driver be another lad hoping for a cut of the money, or just some local taxi driver who'll hopefully drag him off to the police station if he doesn't pay his fare soon?

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

The Driver is his friend from Ghana (Lad) a local taxi wouldn't need to get a license for travelling outside Lagos to Ondo state... Laughing

Just another greedy lad................ Surprised

Note
Remember no innocent creatures were used during the making of this bait..... Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

W3llington finally emails me, not the apology i was expecting.....but it will do.......

Quote:

Dear James

It is very unfortunate your direction to Akure was a wrong one.Please let me have the right address to meet you .when are you coming back to lagos? the driver has to fight with me that all this am taking him from lagos to Akure is not our plans from Ghana that our plans was as soon as we get to logos he will get his money and all this problem is not his own problem.

Do your best that this problem is handled once and for all.

You phone was switch off before we lelt Akure yesterday and by the time you where calling me the driver was already taking hold of me in a fight that was it and today you dont want to call me or contact with me why are you a friend or an enemy. Prove for your self if you are a friend or otherwise.This problem is getting over me.

Wellington

I had to write some reassuring words for him...

Quote:

W3llington,

I am getting my phone fixed, i will call you this evening when Pastor Jonathon returns with my phone...
I am your friend..............the lord forgives my son........

Regards

Faithfully
Rev J@mes Don@ld
UK Division **** **** Church

Am i a friend or an enemy ?............buddy i'm your friend call you soon. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Right here's the address for me in Akure.......see you soon buddy.

Quote:

W3llington,

I have been instructed by Rev P3t3rson to give you additional funds for your driver to the sum of $500.
I am living at 54 Oba Adesida road Akure with Pastor Jonathon and his wife, the address i gave you yesterday was wrong and for this i apologise.
But for the abuse you gave me last night i am not pleased, i expect an apology from you when we meet.
The lord teaches us forgiveness and this i accept.
As soon as i have my phone i will call you.
God speed, remain blessed.

Faithfully
Rev J@mes Don@ld
UK Division ***** ****** Church

Wonder where that address will take him?
No surely not Mr Biggs in Akure.......maybe we'll catch up for breakfast after all.......... Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:25 pm

I got this reply from him:

Quote:

Dear My Most Rev;

Now am back in Lagos,The Driver could not wait any more.Please advice Jxxes Doxxld to send to me the correct contact address and arrange to pay the money to the Drivers bank account to enable us buy fuel and run other respence on the road to go back to Akure.Advice Jaxes Doxxld to call me and send money 300usd equilvalent to the driver bank account urgently.

Then we can come back to him.The address he gave to me when i got there there was no prove of him and i called him his phone was switched off.The drviver was on me so badlly .

PLEASE DO TREAT THIS ISSUE ONCE AND FOR ALL SO THAT I CAN GO BACK TO GHANA.

wellington

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

You will need to call me so that I can speak with you and say a prayer for you.

The drivers display of impatience is disgraceful and what I can offer him is a further $200 cash bonus to take you back to Akure to meet with James. This should be more than enough to cover fuel and expenses, I will personally order James to have this payment ready to give the driver as soon as you arrive.

I feel for you Wellington so I am also offering you $500 for your troubles.

You need to get to Akure as soon as possible and get this messy situation sorted out immediately

God Bless You

Bxxck Pexxrson

I got this call shortly after that email:

http://www.4shared.com/audio/CA-14Wuk/AUD000047.html

He then fired off two emails not far apart:

Quote:

Dear my Most Rev;

The problem is that the driver don't have spare money with him even he collected the money we used from his mates in their car park.Please do advice James to send some money to the drivers bank account for us to come back to Akure.

You should also advice him to send to me the correct address to him.Why is all this troubles on me?

Please pray for me this trouble is so much for me.And do your best to help me out of it.

In life its only one thing that makes life going friends and enemies.So prove to me what you are to me now.Their is this saying that a friend in need is a friend in deed.

Best Regards

Wellington

Quote:

Dear My Most Rev;

TRY AND TREAT HIS ISSUE AS A MAN OF GOD. THIS WILL EVEN MAKE OTHER GROUPS OF PEOPLE TO HAVE THE FAITH YOU PREACH.IF HANDLED IN A GOOD MANNER.

THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM IN NIGERIA IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR OPTION NOT TO SEND SOME MONEY TO THE DRIVER TO HELP US COME BACK TO AKURE

THINK TWICE AND FIND THE BEST SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM LET GOD SPEAK TO YOU.

WELLINGTON

^^^ CAPS lock means angry Laughing

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

James is waiting for you at Akure and has your money ready for you.

The only way that this is going to work is if you calm down and head to Akure to collect the money, once you get there James will sort all this out and we will all be happy again.

I must remind you of Jesus' long journey to the cross which had much pain and suffering. To get the rewards there needs to be some sacrifices and you must make this journey to Akure, just like Jesus to the cross. Your payment will be the reward.

God Bless You

Bxxck Petxxson

We got him to Akure once, we will get him there again!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

W3llington was a bit ranty last night so i thought he needed a bit of a slap........... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/5z8zcX9m/Dont_mess_with_the_Rev.html

See him in Akure tomorrow, should make it to Mr Biggs for dinner, they do deals on family meals.......... Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:15 am

This is great stuff. I am on the edge of my seat!

I wish the audio was better Sad

But--I can live with it.

Great job!!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:21 am

Sweet!

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:33 am

These calls and this safari in general are fantastic. Great work! Lad torture at its finest! Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:52 am

Ace audio slap, dear Rev. Very Happy

AM SO PLEACED MY GUY... WELINGTON E DEY HAVE HARD TIME OOOOO....

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Well its saturday morning so time to give W3llington a call and get him in the mood to go to Akure.....again.... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/0qVq7LkB/W3llington_get_your_ass_to_Aku.html

All he does is complain, time for a good kick in the ass to get him moving...... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/z5fVXrIy/Wellington_stop_whinging.html

Finally he may be on his way..............

http://www.4shared.com/audio/LcVNCvqt/Wellington_on_his_wayagain.html

Its a long drive to Akure, as he knows from the day before....... Laughing

Several hours later..........................

http://www.4shared.com/audio/0Pag_aim/Wellington_near_Akure2_2_.html

He is finally nearing Akure.....again...... Very Happy

http://www.4shared.com/audio/BH6wDpSZ/Wellington_in_Akure_2_2_.html

He's arrived.....but he took so long i went out for some food.....

http://www.4shared.com/audio/gwbYibto/Wellington_waiting_form_me_2_2.html

Now.....several hours later i received this text message......

Quote:

pls sir your visitors are stranded out here. we have waited for so long. now i will take them to police station. i am driver who brought them.........

Please don't tell me they have been arrested after what will be and 1800km round trip from Ghana on some terrible roads over the past 5 days................ Laughing

.

See map below Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:56 pm

Here is a map view of Ladonardo's adventure so far:

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:13 pm

Footprint should just open up a bed and breakfast because of all the visitors coming to his home Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:20 pm

I am in freakin' awe!!!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:00 am

This is just grand. Much respect, gents.

bow_down

Try to get the police report from them so that you can put those nice, shiny shields in your sigs. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:53 am

NickTheCop wrote:

Try to get the police report from them so that you can put those nice, shiny shields in your sigs. Very Happy

We have all his formats ready to give the cops if they contact me and I will be pushing Ladonardo to scan the police report if he does get locked up.

Haven't heard from him today so good chance of this.

Ladonardo is totally screwed now... He borrowed the money to send Jon_Parkz's painting, borrowed the money to send my painting, borrowed again to safari to Lagos dragging 2 other lads with him, then borrowed money to get a permit to drive interstate to Akure to knock on the door of another lad only to be given the wrong address and had to go back to Lagos. He was then was stuck in a taxi zone where his driver wanted to fight him and he had to pay to get out of the taxi zone, begging to be sent a small amount and when he did get the money only to be given the address of a Mr Bigg's resturant when he got to Akure... Now the driver was going to take him to the police and I haven't heard from him.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:20 am

In loving memory

July 11th 1969- April 10th 2010

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