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On sighting us, the python stood on it’s tail, opened wide her mouth and was ready to fight us, but we made tactical withdrawal to strategize”.
Curiously the mysterious snake viciously charged forward and went after the night guards chasing them around the market. But after a period of run around and perhaps unending somersaulting, the security men summoned courage and took the battle frontally to the python. And with the help of kerosene and fuel, they were able to subdue and kill the satanic snake around 12 midnight.
_________________ Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
Can get you a male trouser snake of about six years from our collection but not exactly purple headed (Peter [email protected])
Yastreb Demented Opportunist
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:37 am
Sounds like an entry from the Single Sentence Random Story.
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
"I aim to misbehave."
x5 x2 x 189
x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
x 8: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert/Frank Chukwu
SlapHappy Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:45 pm
The mystery surrounding the python started, to unfold after it was finally killed. The night guards unable to fathom what to do with the evil creature immediately, decided to cover it with a big washing-basin till the following morning. Then came the ominous. According to Uchendu, “in the morning, we took the python outside the market and poured fuel on it to set it on fire, but to our surprise, it could not be burnt. It was then we knew there was something bad”.
As surprising as this could be, a more debilitating and disturbing revelation emerged when the evil snake was dissected and a handset was been found in it’s hitherto swollen belly.
Maybe it was the possessed Dr. [email protected] Dw0ps, who carried the spirit of Ogun and sent out by Damballah (who appears in the form of a snake!) to destroy evil and Pendejo Joe. He had a cellphone in his stomach. Obviously a lad's. What was the number of that phone?
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Location: Luxury Coffin
Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:08 pm
I love the Daily Sun, and agree that all newpapers should be written like that.
My favourite headline in the current issue:
Luxury bus robbers in hot soup
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6
Nanny Ogg "Bruce"
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:38 pm
I love the factual reporting!
The sun which as usual set the evening before
Now if we could just get a supernatural python into internet cafes maybe all the scams would stop
aargh supernatural not supernational!
It's the python's hypnotic powers
trussssht in me, jussssht in me...
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