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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:26 pm |
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Some Burkina Faso Lad is trying a Western Union modality on Captain Mal:
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This to acknowledge the receipt of your mail regarding your Fund transfer I want to inform you that orders was passed to cancel the payment because your file shows that you have not paid for the International wire transfer charges with our office.
You were supposed to pay the International wire transfer Fee which is only US$95 before the transfer has to be made to you but your file shows that you haven't..
As soon as we receive this US$95 from you for the International wire transfer Fee, the US$5,000 will be sent to you again and you will be provided a different MTCN.we will send your 750,000,000usd
You are advised to send the International wire transfer fee US$95 today and get back to me with the payment information through Western Union Money Transfer so that your fund will be remmitted to you immediately, |
Mal's reply was brisk:
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| Put the money in a gorram bank! I wouldn't want it sent by Western Union anyway. |
But from the Bank of Africa came a message that included these gems (emphasis added):
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NOW YOU ARE DIRECTED TO CONTACT THIS OFFICE SO THAT HE WILL GIVE TO YOU ALL YOUR PAYMENT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE YOU RECEIVE AND CONFIRM YOUR OVERDUE PAYMENT TO YOUR GIVEN BANK ACCOUNT IN GORRAM BANK WITHIN 3DAYS BANK WORKING DAYS...
KINDLY RE-CONFIRM YOUR FULL BANKING DETAILS WITH GORRAM BANK , YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER WITH YOUR DIRECT PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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sam vimes
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Sep 2009
Posts: 52
Location: in my own little world.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:45 pm |
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:13 pm |
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De-education at its best.
Here's hoping he starts using that all the time now  |
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