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fairydust
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 5
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:38 pm |
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why are they not able to understand or read some signs you make them create? They write back and forth in English, but then they don't realize you are making fun of them when you have them create a sign that says "i blow dead goatz"
Why do you think that is?
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:46 pm |
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Welcome to Eater, Fairy Dust.
My puzzle is how they never twig to names like Heywood Jablowme or Seymour Butz. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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fairydust
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:49 pm |
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Yeah! lol Honestly I joined this forum primarily to find out why this is.. |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:50 pm |
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They understand proper English but do not understand a lot of slang. They have their own slang. |
_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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fairydust
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:04 pm |
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still amazes me though that you can have a guy that can string a letter together like this:
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DEAR IN THE LORD,
I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND WISH TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SIR, I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOUR MAIL AND UNDERSTAND THE VITAL THINGS WE/I SHALL DO BEFORE TRANSFERING THIS FUND TO US.
I WILL BE VERY BUSY TOMORROW SUNDAY, AND I CAN NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THE PICTURE AS YOU REQUESTED.
THEREFORE, COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME SOME FIEW DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS REQUIREMENT.
BESIDE, I STILL IN GREETINGS FOR YOUR OFFER TO ENABLE THIS CHURCH GROW MORE UNDER YOUR CHURCH CO-OPRATION.
THE AGREEMENT LETTER COULD NOT DOWNLOAD/SHOW IN OUR SYSTEM, SO COULD YOU PLEASE SEND IT THROUGH OUR FAX LINE; 234-1-759-2447 TO ENABLE ME TO SIGN IT AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU WITHOUT FORTHER DELAY.
NOTWITHSTANDING, COULD YOU PLEASE SEND ME YOUR PERSONAL PHONE AND FAX LINE FOR EASY COMMUNICATION AND I WILL LIKE TO CALL YOU SO WE CAN DISCUSS BETTER ABOUT THIS.
YOU CAN PERSONAL REACH ME WITH MY CELL PHONE NUMBER ANY TIME. 234-80-335-775-97.
REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.
EVANG SAMUEL EZE. |
but then not be able to read this:
It just seems as if his English is good enough to read that sign. |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:27 pm |
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^^^ It's not like you just ask/tell them to do that on the 1st date.
Over time their minds have to be mangled, bent, and shaped into believing that posing for this picture is the last thing standing between them and your money.
Or they photoshop it. |
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<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:41 pm |
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he most probably didnt write the letter. It would be a script which he was given and uses. once you get them off topic you can see a steep decline in their English capabilities (for most cases) |
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All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:46 pm |
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There's a prounounciation thing too. I read Seymour Butz, and I immediately read it as 'See more butts'.
But a West African may read it as 'Say mo-er butes', and not find any problem with that name. |
_________________ x14
It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:44 am |
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Sign trophies are usually the result of lots of good grooming by a baiter, and typically feature some backstory to make the sign contents seem appropriate. With another baiter here, I once contrived a sign trophy which made total sense if you read it from the lads context, but from ours it more or less said he gave hand-jobs for cash, or similar. Can't remember exactly what it was, but you'll find that's typical. |
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Dr_Pimper
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Oct 2009
Posts: 55
Location: Australia
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:56 am |
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As Branwen said, they often do not pronounce it in the way that we would, thus they do not see any problem with it. They also do not necessarily understand the slang, as someone else mentioned.
But what needs to be mentioned is that lads are very lazy and even getting them to hold up a sign with their name will take a lot of effort. That is why getting trophies and really anything from the lad takes time, patience and effort. |
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-- Roland Stuart -- Lagos to Port Harcourt 1000km round trip -- FUCK U AND FUCK PORT HARCOURT
Q: If you could have dinner with anyone (dead or alive) who would you choose?
A: YES I WOULD CHOOSE ALIVE --- S3cur1ty Sh13ld lad
Why must u giv me the shits like this? --- John Koffi
1 year - I. O. Babatunde |
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fairydust
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:46 am |
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Thanks. I was really curious about that. |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:24 am |
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As an example of what manbiteslion said, I recently had a lad send me a photo of him holding a sign that said "Please Cornhole Me" (Google "cornhole" but NOT at work!). I'm sure if my lad knew the true meaning of the word, he would never had done the photo. However, he was applying to be a member of my church (Chilr3n of the C0rn Apostolic Church) and receive a grant for his sick father. I explained to him that such requests had to be reviewed by the Grants Committee, that we referred to this process as "cornholing" and that it was a made-up word combining "Corn" (from the church title) and "hole" from the phrase "pigeon hole" (to categorize something). The lad accepted this explanation without question and I got a nice trophy photo which, by the way, is posted over in the Photos & Video forum. |
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Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Who knew? |
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DirkGently
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Joined: 26 Jan 2010
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:07 am |
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Can't help but to mention my personal favourite character: Mike Litoris. |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:01 pm |
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The other thing to consider is that most lads aren't truly bilingual- they probably don't speak English naturally and instead try and translate it into their native language before they work out its meaning. If they don't recognise a word, even one that sounds similar to another, chances are they'll simply ignore it. |
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fairydust
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:15 pm |
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Raga Man wrote: |
As an example of what manbiteslion said, I recently had a lad send me a photo of him holding a sign that said "Please Cornhole Me" (Google "cornhole" but NOT at work!). I'm sure if my lad knew the true meaning of the word, he would never had done the photo. However, he was applying to be a member of my church (Chilr3n of the C0rn Apostolic Church) and receive a grant for his sick father. I explained to him that such requests had to be reviewed by the Grants Committee, that we referred to this process as "cornholing" and that it was a made-up word combining "Corn" (from the church title) and "hole" from the phrase "pigeon hole" (to categorize something). The lad accepted this explanation without question and I got a nice trophy photo which, by the way, is posted over in the Photos & Video forum. |
love it. |
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redshoes18
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Joined: 18 Jan 2010
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Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:37 am |
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fairydust, you can always write it into any script you choose.
I recently, or at least my character did, had a tiff with my romantic interest about him teaching his kids his native language instead of English. I mean what will serve them better in the future? Doesn't he have their best interests at heart. I had lots of good slapping material without actually attacking him personally. Look for opportunities. |
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