Unsexy Larry Sm1th and His Sexy Friends

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:40 pm

Sleepless and I got together on another idiotlad. This guy is the one who meowed at our goat calls in the Audio Forum, Idiotlad #4. Sleepy plays Lisa Bl@aantahalllallla, a 29 year old Hungarian, and I am her friend, Busty Strump3t, age 22. Sleepless really goes off on some wild tangents here, and I had a hard time keeping up with the nutty story. He's been writing back, and hopefully the girls will find their true loves in Africa in a few weeks.

http://www.4shared.com/file/209954825/4349431f/Call01_22_Jan_2010_00_21_58.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/209958729/b75f7b1/Call02_22_Jan_2010_00_31_15.html

goat call
http://www.4shared.com/file/209955770/fdb4638d/Call03_22_Jan_2010_00_02_12_go.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/209972348/385c7b79/Call04_1025_25_Jan_2010_22_12_.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/209955995/19c39786/Callo05_1025_25_Jan_2010_22_26.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/209968655/be03dba/Call06_1025_25_Jan_2010_22_37_.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/209964771/75af4eae/Call07_1025_26_Jan_2010_21_12_.html

Here are the latest emails.

Quote:

Lisa to Larry

But only if u are brave or curageuous enough. My name is Lisa Bl@aantahalllallla. Yes, I hate that name too but it belonged to my dead husband. If I marry you I will change it,
Perhaps my God and your God are working together to put us togther.
I need your girlfriend name. I will have a gypsy to put a curse on her so she goes away. I am Hungarian u know.
Loving u babe.
I will teach u something my last my last husband teach me: US dollar is worthless. U want gold, plantinum, berillum and bismuth or if else fails go for Euro. I know I have plenty.
When are we getting married. 3 kids? Yes. I love the names David, Joe and ChiChing for the girl. That is Talikistan for Flower of Forgetfulness. I am a Rhodes Scholar I told. I have my master in economics from Oxford. Oh yeah, in case u wonder my pussy is blonde.
Impress me and I will write back and call u. Bore me and I may not.
I am lonely since my husband died.
Lisa Bl@aantahalllallla

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: lisa
Date: Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Subject: Re: Hi Honey
To: larry

Hi baby,

that is sooooooooo sweet. I am like honey in your hands as there is honey on your lips and I taste it. ooooohhh sugar, sticky sweet.
Did you miss me? I missed you so. Up again early as we have to go to church again as this is holy week. I am waiting on Busty to arrive. She should be here soon. It is so early. Yawn!

We prayed for you in church, and your friend, I can't say his name but he said god is with me? I think? Busty seems to like him very much so tell him to be nice to her as she is not very experienced with men at all and I would not want her heart to be broken. Still I hope that he is a nice and honest man. And you see my prayer worked for you wrote back to me.

Yep, money cant buy love, but I think love is much better when you have money. Or maybe just life in general. You dont have to worry about things so much, like necessities in life.
So tell me something about you. What is the real Laurence all about?
I tell you a little about me...I want to know it all. I am passionate about live, music, church, love to dance, can't sing, and I adore old films especially Casablanca. And so much more...
Would love to find a man who will love me for who I am and that God will bless us so we are together for many years - in the rain and the sun and the snow.
Small steps.
I will tell you more as you get to know one another.
Smile,
Lisa

On Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 5:08 AM, Larry wrote:

Hi Honey.

On a dark and dreary day,When the rain begins to fall,I think of you, my darling,And I don't mind the rain at all.

I love you so sincerely.Think of you night and day.

Deep in my heart I know, dear,Our love is here to stay.

Love is something money can't buy.It's the world's greatest treasure.When two people love each other,It's also the world's greatest pleasure.

I'm sending you all my love,To show you how much I care.Anytime you ever need me,
Remember, I'll always be there for you please call me or give me ur number to call you.

laur3nce sm1th.

--- On Wed, 1/27/10, Lisa wrote:

From: lisa
Subject: Bored in Bucharest
To: larry
Date: Wednesday, January 27, 2010, 1:33 AM

Hey there,
Does your friend really speak English? Or does he not like girls?
I was promised an email and my box is empty. How come?
Tell your friend that for me: A hazug embert hamarabb utolérik, mint a sánta kutyát
I see u wrote to Busy, that is good.
But I am starting to think that maybe I am too much of woman for Laurence, maybe he is used to little girls?
Sigh!
So if you know a real man, tell him that Lisa is waiting. I wont call you until he writes. Or maybe I will.... I haven't decided yet.
Lisa Bl@aantahalllallla

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:27 am

These are hilarious. What an annoying voice this lady has. She is frustrating the crap out of him and me to. I can't imagine having a conversation or any thing with her.

blah blah blab blah blah blab blah blah blab

I understand why all her husbands are dead. Probably suicide.

Slappy, I am laughing my ass off, these are terrific

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