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 My first serious lol from a lad (is it sig worthy)

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Myuutsu Ichigorei
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah the joys of the first serious bait SO far it has went kinda like this I am translating all names and Locations mentioned to 1337 and If anything else needs 1337'd please tell me.

((THE INITIAL BULK MAIL FROM HERE))
LAD:
Quote:
Welcome To [email protected]|30 R3fin3d [email protected] 0rd3r
Here Are All We Can Sincerely Offer Without Side Effects.

1]Spiritual Currency/Loan Of Upto USD$15million Within Seven Days

2]Go Getter Favour Either Political,Marital Or In A Place Of Work.

3]Spiritual Healing Within 48 Hours Ranging From HIV/AIDS To Whatever Ailment

4]Surprise Promotions To Higher Level In Your Place Of Work.

5]Cleansing From Spiritual Attacks And Cleansing From Inability to Succeed
In Whatever You Lay Your Hands On In This Life.

6]Spiritual Answers To Certain Mind Bugling Issues That evades Physical
Explanations. E.g You Might Want To Know Certain Things About Your Husband
Or Your Wife's Secret Within 48 Hours,We Give You Answers With Proof.

Kindly Call Dr S|_|D33n P3dr0 +***********************Email *****@****.com
For More Information And Privacy assured.


ME:
Quote:
Please give me more info.





LAD:
Quote:
Dear C****,

Giving You More Info Depends On What You Desire We Do For You.

If You Need Cash,Then We Are Here For You,If You Need Other Spiritual Aid,Just Mention It And It Is Done.

S|_|D33n +**************




ME:
Quote:
Can you describe in detail what each of those items mean I men I May need the money but on the other hand A promotion woudl take care of that problem THen of course an answer may provide what I need to get a promotion so can you please elaborate on what each of these items are.

(quoted items 1-6)


LAD:
Quote:
Dear C*****,I have Given You The Answers Below In BLUE LARGE FONTS

S|_|D33n


Can you describe in detail what each of those items mean I men I May need the money but on the other hand A promotion woudl take care of that problem THen of course an answer may provide what I need to get a promotion so can you please elaborate on what each of these items are.

]Spiritual Currency/Loan Of Upto USD$15million Within Seven Days {YOU MAKE A LARGE BOX/CONTAINER IN YOUR ROOM AND AFTER THE RITUALS HERE,THEN YOU OPEN THE BOX AND YOU SEE REAL DOLLAR BILLS]

2]Go Getter Favour Either Political,Marital Or In A Place Of Work.[JUST A PROMOTION TO YOUR FAVORITE POSITION NO MATTER YOUR ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS]

3]Spiritual Healing Within 48 Hours Ranging From HIV/AIDS To Whatever Ailment [YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THIS IT IS SIMPLE CURING}

4]Surprise Promotions To Higher Level In Your Place Of Work. [SAME AS NUMBER TWO}



ME:
Quote:
humm I think I would like to go with the promotion,



LAD:
Quote:
Dear C*****,
Since You Will Like To Go With The Promotion,I Will Let You Know What It Takes.
Firstly,This Spiritual Work Has No Significant Side Effects As Long As You Obey Its Simple Rules.
You Must Agree To Give To Our Spiritual Covern A Cow Sacrifice Every August 15th Of Every Year With A Cash Of $77[Seventy seven Dollars Only]For The Purchase Of The Sacrificial Oitments Rubbed On The Cow.
Secondly,If You Are Satisfied With Our Work,Then You Must Try To Get Us At Least One New Member Too.
If This Is OK by you,Then Furnish Me With The Below Information So That We Can Start Your Work

1] NAME AND ADDRESS OF YOUR EMPLOYER OR ESTABLISHMENT WHERE YOU WORK

2]DESIRED POSITION AND NAME OF THE PRESENT OCCUPANT OF THAT POSITION,IF POSSIBLE HIS OR HER PICTURES

3]YOUR PRESENT SALARY/ANNUAL INCOME
4] YOUR FULL NAMES AND ADDRESS

I wish you all The Luck and Favour Within The Cosmic Order

S|_|D33N



::A FEW DAYS LATER:: ((I thought I had replied with fake info but Aparently I had not))


LAD:
Quote:
Dear C****,

I Need To Hear From You

S|_|D33N


((the next day after that I recieve this By now I was away from my computer for a few days and Was unable to get back online until today...I recieved this five days agothough was away from an internet connection))

Quote:
Hello C****,

The @M|30 R3fin3d [email protected] 0rd3r Has Been Worried Why You Read But Ignore Its Mails.
There Is A Dire Consequence If You Do Not Comply Within Three Days Because Some High Spirits Had Been Invoked During The Process Of Your Request.
Some Cases They Vanish The Private Parts Or Do Worse Things.

Better Get Back To Me ASAP Or Call +**************

S|_|D33N



((When I personially came back to having internet access. I had to relay that things have aparently taken a turn for the worse in Chris' Employment.))

ME:
Quote:
very sorry about the delay I was having a lot of internet troubles and was unable to get on my email to do much else than quickly check it. As for the job sadly things have ended tragicially with that job as the location where I worked relocated suveral of its Positons out of the city and a couple of states away so I currenly have lost that position I had there due to inability to move with that job... Are there any services that you have that deal with Spiritual sucess in finding a new job?


my first real lol as you can imagine came from this part

Quote:

There Is A Dire Consequence If You Do Not Comply Within Three Days Because Some High Spirits Had Been Invoked During The Process Of Your Request.
Some Cases They Vanish The Private Parts Or Do Worse Things.


I know it isn't a insult from pwning them but It made me lol Anyone think its sig worthy or should I wait till I actually Piss one of them off for real and they start making voodoo threats before i have a sig quote.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
I would definitely use that for a siggy quote. That's a great start!

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
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This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
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Myuutsu Ichigorei
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

well now I am testing it out in my sig

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There Is A Dire Consequence If You Do Not Comply Within Three Days Because Some High Spirits Had Been Invoked During The Process Of Your Request.
Some Cases They Vanish The Private Parts Or Do Worse Things.

S|_|d33n
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Vampiremerchant
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Some Cases They Vanish The Private Parts Or Do Worse Things.


There cannot be much worse than that !.................. Laughing

Sorry about the treble post I cannot figure out how to delete the others

Fixed after two shakes of the general issue editing wand - 7/9

Thank you 7/9

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You've got a keeper there, Myuutsu Ichigorei! If he goes all goofy like that this early in the process, who knows what else he's capable of! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice siggy there Myuutsu Ichigorei Very Happy @ Vampiremerchant, there's a box with a little X up top at the end . ^

You can only delete posts until someone posts after you. After that it's there for ever and ever and you end up looking like a big fool for time everlasting. I use it a lot. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like the idea of Mind Bugling issues. My mind likes being bugled. Smile

You can put any quote you like in your siggy, BTW.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Some Cases They Vanish The Private Parts Or Do Worse Things.


I love it. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very funny. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Not only sig-worthy, but a great classic to be proud of!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good start for a siggy quote. Always keep a file of worthy siggy quotes, then at any time you can pick and choose what you want to display. I am sure you get many more just as worthy. You will have to rotate them.
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