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devil_woman
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity  


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.  
See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write  ' For Marijuana'

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5.   Sing Along At The Opera.

6.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!'

8.  Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
 We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'  

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

9.    PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've actually done 1,3,4,6 and 9 already Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

10. At the firing range, if you should be given an AK-47 to shoot and it's 40 years old, tell this to those around you and start singing "Happy birthday to you..." to the rifle.

I've done this. Made a lot of people blink, especially since the rifle had a full mag loaded.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#2 should be:

Writes "For sensual massage" in memo line of checks. It's more fun...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds right to me...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Totally normal behaviour in my opinion.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A typical day for me...

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
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