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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ That being the case, we need to hear him whistle, doncha think?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Exactly. What tune should he have to whistle to prove that he can?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about Sting's 'Another Pyramid'? Fits perfectly.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad wrote:

Good Morning Revrend,

Thanks for sending me your pictures.you are looking good.
am waiting for the photo grapher to bring the snap photos
of the construction so that I can scan and forward to you.

Best Regards,

Oke.


So.. Pictures soon, I hope.


ETA:
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"Now it may only be a myth, and it is certainly not medical science, but there is a popular theory that a man who cannot whistle has homosexual tendencies..."

I might work that in somewhere.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow.. He's started on a real pyramid-like thing...

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I only fear it won't meet the required dimensions... I'll dive into the building manual to find out what the requirements were again and remind him of those. It would be a shame if he wasn't eligible to receive my heritage once I die...

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads working up a sweat dragging around heavy cement,hahaha. Very nice. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha.. Razz

I wonder whether the guy on the right might be his father... *makes mental note to ask lad that*

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is going to get classic Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^I certainly hope so Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shame he didn't read the small print in the MoF Validation Guidelines which you forgot to send (after all, why would you bother to send 347 pages?). You know, the part that clearly states;

(13.4) "All materials used in the construction of your MoF must bear no logos, slogans or any other design, writing or other visually distinguishing or identifying marks applied for the purpose of drawing attention to the product, supplier of the product or any other party not directly associated with TWAT. To use such materials brings into question whether or not the works are a demonstration of true faith rather than an act designed to garner pecuniary gain for one or more other parties and may render the entire process invalid."

(13.4.1) "In the event that suitable building materials complying with the above clause 13.4 can not be sourced withing the allocated time frame for the construction of the MoF, other materials may be substituted providing that all logos, slogans or any other design, writing or other visually distinguishing or identifying marks applied to the product are removed in their entirety or covered over using indelible ink or a single coat of thickly applied paint, the color of which shall be determined by the official MoF validator."

Guess that means he's got some added work to do even before he starts construction.... Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Painting the MoF? That's brilliant! And only a small effort when the thing has been completely built...

And then there'll be something about those lips that disqualifies him Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master of Puppets , On Feb. 8th 0ke sent you a request for $200.00 saying that he owed the man who owned the property on which he "built"/photoshopped the first pyramid?? I do like that he put the lush grass in the photo. Now then, is he still trying to tell you that he built an actual structure then took that pic of it?? Somehow he did not understand when you told him that it was an artists rendition of a pyramid?? perhaps telling him that he can not try to cheat and use the computer to put a picture together ie photoshopping, that is not allowed?? So you know for sure that he did NOT agree to pay someone to rent their property, perhaps the money was for the photoshopper?? Then later he tells you that he bought 100 pieces of sacks, then he sends the pictures, the first one has some 15 bags of cement and the second 9bags?? He could make a nice cement patio. Wonder who loaned him the bags of cement for the pic?? notice all of the pics he sends, in not one photo is he smiling!!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^I think he just did that himself, he's never spent the $200 on anything, he just wants money for nothing...
I don't really care that he didn't notice I thought in an artist's rendition either, he's building now so all's fine. I also know he probably didn't buy 200 bags, but that's not a big point either, because he's building now Wink

I also like the fact that he mentioned that the 'photographer had to bring the photos', and that they indeed appear to have been scanned. While it's annoying to wait for pics, at least he's paying for it and I'm stimulating the local economy over there Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great stuff MoP. But judging from the look on the lad's faces, neither of them seem all that keen on getting into TWAT. Maybe we should have another church for those lads who bat for the other team? I'm thinking ... "Knights Noble of Bethlehem" (KNOB) and their holiness the Grand Angry KNOB. Just saying ... Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^I think the Church Of Christian Kindness (COCK) needs to be brought in on this one. Whichever baiter created that estimable organisation - please step up!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He really is a literal 2-dimensional person. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been updated - the COCK was created by LordCo; he also has a site devoted to it and some trophies published too. I think the COCK and the TWAT would be natural foes under the right circumstances...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
Lad on sign wrote:

I prefer COCK over TWAT!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wrote:

I have been watching the photo's you sent me again today and I was wondering about something. Can you please tell me who the man in the picture on the right is? Are you still in good health also?


Lad wrote:

Subject: I`m Doing well As Well!
Goodday Sir,

Thanks for the mail.Oh Ok that man is the one helping me to organise the piece of land.
but he is not the owner of the land.I got the land through him.yes I am in good condition
thanks for asking.the construction is still in progess as well.you said the base is not wide
enough I have extended the base as well now.you will see it in my next photos ok.

Kindly extend my regards to everyone in the committee.


Your Son Oke.


It's good that he widened the base, that should provide him with some more work. The lack of whining for money also suggests that he's accepting that he's going to have to build that MoF before there can be talk of money.
As for the subject of his mail... Well... He's got it all wrong, my character is supposed to be dying in the hospital (he needs to become a TWAT before I can name him as the only heir in my will so that he will inherit quite some money, a large house in England and an opportunity to come and live in England..)

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wrote:

I have not heard from you in a few days, I'm getting worried that maybe something bad has happened to you. Please let me know whether you are still doing fine. I'll pray to the Lord to keep you safe!

Lad wrote:

Goodday Revrend,

Thanks for the mail.I`m alright just that I was so depressed moreover I need
some money to buy more sacks for the construction.I Don`t suppose to tell you
This, am expecting some money for a friend.but I don`t know how long it I`ll take
before he can give me the money.and I need to give the photo grapher some money
again for snaping of the half construction.

How is the committee doing hope they are cool.kindly extend my kind regard to them.
we hope for the best of time.
I can`t wait to read from you.

Your Son,

Oke


Okay.. So pictures will take a little longer, too bad.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad isn't really making any kind of haste..

Quote:

Good Morning Revrend,

Thanks for the mail sorry for the delay.I will advise you to hold on a bit
my friend has not give me the money.I told him I can`t wait till on monday
to come.Thank God you are doing for me.


I never mean to delay the monument up to this time, just that I don`t have
money at hand now to snap and buy more sacks that is the only problem
am having.I just pray that God should help me to complete the monument
of faith.Please tell the committee to bear with me.I promise I`ll never let you
down or the committee in anyway.I know they are eager to see the half and
complete monument.


I hope to hear from real you soon.

Your Son,

Oke.


If he doesn't start making haste soon enough, I'll just have my reverend die and when the last will is discovered it will say that this lad is the only heir, but only under the condition that he has completed the MoF within a month after the reverends passing away.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh god.. He did not Shocked

Image <-- Clicky!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he thinks your to old and hard of sight to notice,

tell him it looks great and you cant wait to see it. oh you forget to mention to get his grant there is a small ceremony were you stand on the top of it and hand over the money. If its not really there you cant do the ceremony.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It probably took him days to put that chop together Laughing

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