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veezee
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Dec 2009
Posts: 36
Location: Cannons to the left and cannons to the right, cannons all around
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:54 am |
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Hey, new to the game, so am only seriously baiting 1 lad, but I sent a generic response to a few lads and I felt that this one's response
warranted your attention.
Mods feel free to leet (If I havent done it right) - (I dont quite get it yet)
(And sorry I seem to have lost his initial email)
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Dear Sir,
I have come across an offer through one of my many contacts.
I run a successful Mining Corporation, based in California and was wondering if I can help.
Regards
Mr. P. File
MD P.File Rocks Inc.
Sunset Blvd
California |
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My Dear,
Yes you can be of help,
but let me know more details about the products that you can supply so that I can brief you more about the tender.
Waiting for your swift response.
Ch1m4 0k0r0.
+2347030398045. |
| ME wrote: |
Dear Sir,
Certainly, P. File Rocks Inc. Is a mining corporation, based in California but with sites all over the world.
We specialise in acquiring precious metals, rocks, douchebags and the occasional mogwai
Regards
Mr. P. File |
| LAD wrote: |
My Dear,
Thank you so much for your email,
kindly let me have the details of the douchebags you can supply so that I can apply officially on your behalf.
Best Regards,
Ch1m4 0k0r0. |
So any ideas on how to proceed, or if there are any other suppliers of Douchebags out there feel free to outbid XD
Happy Baiting |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:50 pm |
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You said that you acquire douchebags, and he wants you to sell him some. Maybe he is a fake check lad. So, I guess the next step is describing your douchebags, how many you have for sale, and how much you want for them. Take it one step at a time, and see where the lad is trying to go with his scam. If you do get a check from him, make sure that the "memo" section is filled out in his own handwriting, not printed, and says, "I'm a douchebag lover" or something similar.  |
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Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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veezee
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Dec 2009
Posts: 36
Location: Cannons to the left and cannons to the right, cannons all around
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:04 pm |
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haha, you can tell I'm a n00b, sorry XD |
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kindly let me have the details of the douchebags you can supply so that I can apply officially on your behalf
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:21 pm |
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No need for "sorrys" here. Give yourself a break. You just started, veezee.
Now, I could be wrong, too, as he's also said he will "apply officially on your behalf."
So, maybe he wants fees for his business documents, in order for you to sell your douchebags? Just ask him one question at a time, and feel him out. While you are waiting for his answer, read some Eater University threads, and around the forum. It's a bit of a learning curve, but the more you read, the easier it will become. "Straight Baiting" and "Payment Delay Tactics" in Eater U. are highly recommended reading. |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:15 pm |
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Maybe he needs the douchebags to build a pyramid?
After his 1st or 2nd reply it will probably become clear who is buying and who is selling.
If he is the one selling, you want to know how many he has. You need more. You want photographic evidence, and/or some quality test report from the 4ssociation of 5anitary 5tandards. I shudder to think of the amount of paperwork it takes to legally sell African Douchebags in (your country). |
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Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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veezee
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Dec 2009
Posts: 36
Location: Cannons to the left and cannons to the right, cannons all around
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:14 pm |
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Just an update, managed to get some certificates - albeit not the right ones...but my reply with a good slap got bounced, his account was cancelled 
Good fun whilst it lasted |
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kindly let me have the details of the douchebags you can supply so that I can apply officially on your behalf
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:03 pm |
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Never mind... just move on to the next playmate.
Speaking of douchebags, check out one of my fave sites: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
Happy baitin' |
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Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
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Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:30 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:11 pm |
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Nice one, BD! Those pics could come in handy in a bait. Bookmarked.
Tough break, veezee, but if the lad truly loves you he will return to you (with a new addy.) Hopefully, he saved your info. No problem though, I bet Surplus has tons of Douchbag salesmen. |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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