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 Turned down for an imaginary loan...WTH??

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ScammedOut
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't believe it.

I answered a loan lad, offering the usual amounts for 3% interest.
Got this back:


Quote:
fromGlobal Financial Solutions <[email protected]>
to [email protected]

dateTue, Jan 12, 2010 at 3:20 AM
subjectThanks for your loan interest
mailed-bywindowslive.com

Thanks for your loan interest.
Kindly download, fill and submit the attached application form.

Mr. Hamppa Samuels,
Marketing department,
Global Financial Solutions
GFS House, 94 Myddelton Square,
London, EC1R 1YB, United Kingdom.
Email: [email protected]


Thank You Jesus.


I wrote back, saying my bank offered a loan at 2.25% and if they could better I would borrow from them.
I also asked why the "Thank you Jesus". (it made me think Robert Tilton was now into email scams.)

Got this!

Quote:
Simply because Jesus is all. We cant go beyond our rate.

Best of luck

Mr. Hamppa Samuels,
Marketing department,
Global Financial Solutions
GFS House, 94 Myddelton Square,
London, EC1R 1YB, United Kingdom.
Email: [email protected]


Are they really starting to believe their own scams and thinking the money is real?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bizarre - maybe they just smell trouble?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know your credit report is really bad if you get turned down for a lad loan (just kidding)! Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does Jesus set the rate?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jesus gets loans at .7%.

Also, I love how he signs his emails with his email address. You know, just in case you couldn't get it from From: or Reply-To:.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aw yes, the Imaginary Money Becomes Real In A Lads Mind Syndrome (IMBRIALMS)...
One of my baits haggled on my percentage for 30 emails before we went any further. I've also had 3 others that haggled a bit and then dropped me because I insisted on 50%!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My guess is his script is going to say 3% and his stupid fake documents are going to say 3% and he is too lazy or too dumb to change things. Also probably easier for him to do the math with round numbers.

Usually the laziest answer is correct. Also a lot of lad are very pompous and don't like their maga's changing things because often they will require more then the average 3 emails before sending money which is too much work for some lads.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

www.creditreport.com maybe he looked you up? (hee hee)

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My self-esteem is really in the toilet now. What's worse than being seen as unworthy by a lad? Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ being a mod???


I only kid!

Why not reply to him and tell him your bank lied about the rate and tossed in too many fees and want to see his best rate again as you still need the loan. He may smell desperation and be more interested.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe Jesus demands and gets a .5% kickback. They just don't have any wiggle room left to negotiate.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem Wink


You spelled Praetor wrong

Jesus was a very shrewd businessman, many people don't know that he was a loan shark before he became a prophet.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whilst not wanting to tread the religious road to Damascus.. Everybody knows that Jesus Saves...but Moses Invests.

Lad logic #419...all scam loans must be at the rate of 3%. Any attempt at deviation from that perscribed rate by the maga indicates that they are "gmail jokkers" and "not serious in this business" and therefore consequently more trouble than they are worth.

Loan Lads IMHO rank only slightly above lotto lads for their lack of patience. That fact, of course, shouldn't preclude anybody from baiting them.

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