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 Worst excuses from a lad?

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Master Baiter

Joined: 13 May 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is one of the worst excuses I've had from a lad, I know it's not good to educate them, but I let so many things slide I just had to query his date of birth. His passport said 1957 and his father (ex-Liberian leader) was born in 1948, making him a very young father with no records of this son existing.

He obviously didn't really check his fake benin passport, with benin nationality, because he said I made up the 1957 and he was actually born in 1970.

But he has a good excuse for this and I for one definitely believe him and will continue the transaction ^^

Thanks for your mail.Please I want you to know that why i did that is
because my friends use to called me small boy that is why i change it
to there own age 1957 because of all my friends is born in 1957 that
is why take my own age up too so that they will not call me small boy

He only wants 75k to release 65m, bargain!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once had a lad who sent a passport claiming she was born 2 years after she told me her parents died. Laughing

I didn't want to educate him about the error, but I spent the whole rest of the bait asking if she was a ghost, asking after her ectoplasm, trying to get her to talk about her haunts, etc. It was fun for me, and confusing as hell for the lad. Razz

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Elite Baiter

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think YOU should start to call him "Small boy". We know how they love that title.
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Just Jane

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ScammedOut: You beat me to it! Lads just love to be called 'small boi'. Melancholy, since you and your lad are so close now you should be calling him by his childhood name. Laughing

Lads make a lot of excuses. The most frequent excuses I seem to get: they were sick and in the hospital, someone died, or network problems. Lads lie. That's what they do for a living!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who would call a 53 year old man a small boy? Maybe if he looks physically small but is secretly born in 1957. Perhaps he's been embezzling some of your big money into youth potions? I think you better grill him on this, before long your money will be gone and your lad will be an infant. This is serious business!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Lad who eventually gave me my Thor-slaying-Jurmungadr trophy pix only did that when he piked out on doing a previous task:

You are required to symbolically re-enact the sacrifice of Tyr to the Fenris Wolf. For this you must acquire a large dog, of any breed similar to the Alsatian (German Shepherd) and of sufficient size (ie full growth).
At dead of night, you must strip to the waist, paint the rune Tiwaz upon your chest, and then place your right hand between the jaws of the dog. This action must be photographed, and the photograph forwarded to me as proof that the action was performed.

After a lot of ducking and weaving the Lad said:

My Late Father Death, my stepmother use Dog to killed my father through sitten dog to his accident, ever since them we have been forbiden dogs.


You are lying!
I asked Elizabeth how your father had died and she showed me the initial emails. You stated that he had died from "protracted diabetes". This is not caused by dog bites!
This pathetic deception bodes ill for you. We who worship the Aesir hold sacred the pledged word and the need for honesty between us.
Complete the task and forward the evidence within fourteen days or you will be outcast without hope of redemption.

I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ next time get him to re-enact the conception of Sleipnir[/url].... he gets to play the part of Loki Smile

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