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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm all for that Irish!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awe Badger, there is so much of you to love that I wanted to share you.Cool

Plus, wasn't going to be around alot. Wink

Happy Valentine's Day to all my sweethearts. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Valentine's Day airnip, love the avatar, such a romatic view.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing like the taste of day-old chum and loneliness to remind you it's the 15th of February. Hope all of you ladies were able to find a decent guy among the sub-par dudes who didn't come fishing.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The fishing trip was okay. I got a bit sunburned though. Anyone got some Aloe Vera sunburn cream?

@mr.scissiorkick, I tired putting Grey Poupon on the sandwich and it didn't help at all. puke


At least my heard ain't broke...


I will say that 23 hours on a boat with half a dozen smelly unshaven guys with chum and beer breath, leaves me wanting for some kindness. Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'Noid, I don't think you are supposed to eat the chum...something about bait, I think.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you can still stand me ParaNoid, come here and I will put some Aloe on your sunburn.
It's the least I can do for you, I will be gentle. ((Hugs))


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ParaNoid wrote:

I will say that 23 hours on a boat with half a dozen smelly unshaven guys with chum and beer breath, leaves me wanting for some kindness. Shocked


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I resemble that. I was the only one who had shaved. ANd my breath smelt of whiskey not beer.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Next year, I'm going to be like Ima and jose. Very Happy

Well, the list will be longer. Laughing

It will be in alphabetical order and I'll change my name to "A Corona!". Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now that the Valentines shitfest is over for another year, it gives me great pleasure to lock this thread.

Believe me: it's for your own good.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stated another way:

Total # of Valentines received by Slightly: 0

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I tried to help him, but he's a hard case.

I fear he needs more love than a Hallmark holiday can offer. We need to show him the love all year round. A simple PM every now and then with a sweet nothing should do the trick. Here are some suggestions, but feel free to improvise:

"A squirrel without nuts is like me without you."

"Are you going to stop all of this shitfuckery and kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?"

"Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the squirrel of my dreams."

"If you love me, call me an unhetero, cock-wallet, fuckwit."




Edit: Aw crap, I hit unlock instead of submit. Oh well, no way to undo that.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VD regret list:

We didn't take Corona on our Fishing trip.
I didn't know there was Whiskey.
We didn't invite Slightly.
I didn't check the menu.

VD enjoyment list:

Thank you DQ. A little to the left.
The chocolates.
A warm shower.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think by next year I'll have a better handle on who's male around here and will be able to wooo with confidence...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I thought Slightlyoutofit was male for the longest time.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No. Slightly always had a vagina.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^The more you know...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightly!

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I still love ya! Very Happy



Next year, will you fine GF's let me know if one of my lovers is yours in RL? Laughing

PM will do! Razz

Edit, at one point JM said:
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Razor can say whatever he wants, but I'll have you all know that he and I had a wonderful weekend in the Caribbean together. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
^^^I thought Slightlyoutofit was male for the longest time.


wait wait




WHAT?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Me too... though it'd certainly explain a lot! (<--Ever so slightly NSFW)

But to get back to the next big event coming up...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dammit!!! I was going to reply to Luckey's crappy post but hit the lock button by mistake.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nope, I don't think you did -- seems unlocked to me.

@Jose -- ! Luckily the video is private and no one can see you in your leather chaps....

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this thread staying open until next year?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Listen, y'all. This is really important.

After his sweeping blow above, Slightly felt a bit bad. During a long, tearful talk on the phone he eventually opened up a bit and explained his feelings to me. I told him to talk about it in the open, but he'd rather club himself to death with a wooden spoon than show weakness amongst those who can hurt him the most, his beloved Eater friends. I finally convinced him to let me write an explanation in his name.
So, on SOOI's behalf, I present you this. According to his wishes I picked a duet by two Swiss artists about wanting to love somebody but being scared of it. If we lower the bar a bit it might even qualify as a belated VD woo.
(Apologies for the bad quality, I had to do this in a hurry.)

Thank you so much for caring... also in the name of a tormented, dried-out soul looking to finally come out of the closet. Now go and give SOOI the love and support he so desperately craves!

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