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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One more for the fishing trip!
I would much rather be racked with lonely sobs while eating a nice fillet of who-cares-what-as-long-as-it-has-fins-and-was-alive-within-minutes-of-being-caught with a bit of lemon...

I'll bring buckets of chum and sandwiches. Maybe I'll just bring chum sandwiches... then I can leave the cooler at home and just bring the buckets...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It HAS been a big big let down this year.

Luckily in RL we don't have to fall in love with user names and mail addies.

If none of you fancy me at all - I can live with that.....

I mean... sob ... grabs tissue......

sigh sigh sigh...

Even the Sultan of Woo is taking me for grantedness.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Does it help to know that your russian writing allways sets me on fire?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aww dear Kate, but it's only natural for the wooing to slow down a bit while everybody's preparing for the big day. There's still so much love in the air, can't you feel it?

This song is for you.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love you Kate. I would even fight the tree-rat for you.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We'll always have Paris, Kate...always have Paris...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's right Badger - rub her nose in it, you cad. We all know you ditched her for the Hilton tart.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Spreading rumors will get you nowhere. Surprised

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rumours? Just let me load up Photoshop and I'll post the pictures to prove it. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When two dogs are fighting for a bone, the Vampire takes Kate home.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HH, make sure it's the mean looking badger you use... Smile

I'll be working on one with you and Linsey Lohan, K?


Geez, what are we doing, fighting on the VD thread...

I am so disappointed in myself.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See, dear Kate, all it takes is a little drama and the guys fall over each other to court you. Image


This song is for my beloved DW.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Regarding this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1497933#1497933

@NN

This is what I would do to your roses.

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Then I would douse then with water so they would look like this

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See I always go into the VD thread wanting to give my heart's

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To someone like this

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I usually get this

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Or I get this

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So I have decided the VD thread is one of these

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So I am Going Fishing! Mmmm, chum sandwich!!

Note: I hope putting this in pictures will get the point across and Ima will stop sending me pictures of her and Snerd…

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awww Crying or Very sad

Don't despair ParaNoid. I still want to share that chocolate with you Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Kate: You could come on the fishing trip. We'll need somebody to get us beers and chum sandwiches so we can focus our entire attention on our poles (one of my v-day traditions).

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the year that the men finally figure out the priorities in life.

I'll be waiting at the pier. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sheesh, I guess I gotta take the bull by the horns again this year! Oh Valentinnnnne sweeeeetness, come hither!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Badgerbait,

I love you and you have been one of the sweetest. Wink

But my heart is somewheres else. Sad

I might just go fishing with the guys.

I'm sorry!

Edit: To take out the secret part.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Woo hoo my sweet Teddy Bear airnip

Just heard that the owner of the cabin on the dirt road will sell it to me!!! Am so excited!!!

Quote:
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Do tell.....don't suppose you have a 1.5 horsepower 10" wet tile saw or 12" double bevel sliding compound miter saw lying around, do you?

Mmmm, power tools make me all tingly, or is that the wonky electric?

Florida? my 95 yr old grandmother lives there. Our canals are much narrower, shallower and more fishable.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

Don't,
Leave me this way,
I can't survive,
Without your sweet love,
Don't leave me this way.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Oh No!!! Sad Sad Sad



@ ParaNoid, you crazy sweet drama-king you.
You have had lots of women interested in you for weeks dear. If you had just bothered to show up and read what was written to you. Laughing

My sweet sis Corona has sent you many kisses and hugs and said she loves you.
I wrote poems and sent songs to you in the beginning.
Then you proceeded to tell me how we needed to get out and about. Share ourselves with others because "the art of woo is often between more than two" blah blah blah. Remember?
Fartina is still wanting her chocolates that you promised and so is Sis.
I still think you owe me flowers (nice ones) since you asked what I would like and then trashed my lovely roses. Sad
Others have playfully encouraged you into something too, what I'm not sure, it could be interesting.
You're going to be just fine. Wink

I really think you have been secretly pining away for Red Shoes anyway and just toying with the rest of us. OR you really just wanted to go fishing the whole time and tried to infiltrate the VD thread with chum.
Either way, dressing up as a cute sweet little yellow innocent birdie is not going to get you out of this mess.
What did the smoking volcano have to do with anything? I didn't get that part. Embarassed
I know that Irish and Jose have been missing......???



(Also be careful if you make NN mad. You will end up on a billboard or WORSE.....)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo

I am fairly dancing on air this morning, sparkly with ALL teh attention shown.

(cough) Some of you are indeedie standing more to attention than the others.

Wink

@ the FAR from "boring baiter" vampyяe mmmmm mmmmmmmm

Упование вы сдержите больше чем моя шея

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@ HitchHiker - I am deeply moved - tree-rats ARE forociousness thingies.

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@ BadgerBadgerBadgerMushroom

Shhhhhhh - Paris is supposed to be a secret.

The venue will coincide with a big fashion show - a lot of teh models will want to tag along and on to your hunky arms n charms as well as me

I hope you can spread teh l'amour

@ ParaBabe - The volcano is your burning desire for someone - yeppers?

You would like my hottub - margarita time and soothing bubbly action

Deffo the fishing mmmmmmmm

Laughing

@ The fishermen - <shakes head>

Praps you are all past it, but hey n all, Eater IS all inclusiveness

After your trip simply head over to Spooner Hall - the party n fun never ends - and the dogs can scoff up any spare chum sarnies that's left over.

Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ <cough> aren't you missing somebody Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My darling Kate. The way you write my name and the cyrillic writing really gets me going now. In fact you've allways got me going since you came to eater. Your sparkling personality is an inspiration for all of us and your whit and intelligence is unequelled. Yes, i've been a secret admirerer of you from the start and now i finally get out of my shell and declare my love for you in the open. And that's the only thing i can offer you because nothing in this world is good enough for you my sweetheart. But that love of mine is something no one else can offer you because as being immortal i can truly say that my love for you is undieing.
Я не только после вашей шеи

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

превосходно вы себя очень и велемудры

Midnight OK?

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<looks around>

Someone appears to have a dreadful cough, LOL.

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