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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master, here's a couple of the local kids with a decent sized king. It's very similar to what you guys have down there.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bah ladies you were not fast enough now they are talking to each other about fishing.
Lets get this back on track with some
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And some
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Back to the Wooing Fest!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

tim. it is a special tactic where the ladies believe we may be about to go on a fishing and they are not getting enough attn. then BAM they can't leave you alone Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bring your Lady fishing.. nothing says Loving Like kissing on the beach while reeling in big fish.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Tim: You earn points for being able to stay on task when the others started talking about fishing. Wink

@jose: Thank you for the song. Laughing Are you lonesome tonight?

@Juan: Thank you for two lovely songs. :sigh:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

thats it im going fishing. i will let you know what i get ssa

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree Tim, a perfect romantic day IS going fishing. Of course he can bait the line though. Wink
I'm not touching gross and slimy bait. Good job on drawing the guys out. Thumbs up

@Master, my feet are fine but thank you for the offer sweetness. Wink
Sis don't even get started on my feet....

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

:sigh: Ima.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I seen Titania on here once How does she expect anyone to woo her if she is never around???

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ima, this is for you and you alone. Everyone else, KEEEPPPP OOOOOOOOFFFFFF OOOOOOOOO!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:
@Ima, this is for you and you alone. Everyone else, KEEEPPPP OOOOOOOOFFFFFF OOOOOOOOO!!!


Oh theres a Way of keeping everyone from looking. More like say everyone look at me
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
Obviously you're not a guyman, they always obey the rules. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rest easy, I am at work and can not view U tube. but first thing I thought was I got to see this.
Tim
Edit to add some Wooing.
Dora I danced with you today if only in my mind. Holding you tight as we swayed softly with the music. Close your eyes can you feel me there with you. My arms about your waist. Can you hear the music? Can you feel my heart beating in my chest? Today we danced!!!!!
XOXOXO,
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The oh so lovable Dramaqueen wrote:
What happened to Bankster and DW?

Bankster is in the midst of moving and has been carrying around heavy furniture for the last three days. There simply was no time for any new woos, though believe me dear DQ, my love for DW is as strong and heartfelt as ever!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
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carrying around heavy furniture


Just re-arranging my pad to accomodate the sexy man's equipment.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
I'm half-tempted to make a "my 'equipment' takes a lot of space" kind of joke, but all I'll really bring along is a set of clean clothes and my massage table which can be folded in half and put in the corner.


(This is not to imply that my equipment is not huge Wink )

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Don't tell everyone, or the others will want some too!

Are you good at massage? That might swing in your favour too!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ All this and much much more can be yours, oh my great and only love. Just say a word (or snap your fingers). Scroll to the third picture to see my public massage offering, which of course is only a small fraction of the things I'd do if it were you on that massage table of mine.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Awww so good to see y'all sweet love birds back. Very Happy

Good luck on carrying the furniture and big huge equipment around. Wouldn't want anyone to get a sprain and not be up to snuff on the big day.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry DQ I will make sure he can perform. Laughing

For starters Asparagus, mozzarella & prosciutto parcels
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after that the entre, Bankster performs massage

after that he gets his reward.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Followed by puke Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I hope Bankster likes my taste in food

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All I really need later in the evening is a bottle of this
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and perhaps a few of those.
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The rest will sort itself out.

(And yes, darling, your taste in food is excellent. HH is just jealous. But who would think of eating when you're around anyway?)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@SK, thank you for noticing that I was absent for a little while. I'm afraid I won't be making the voluminous and numerous posts that others are. I don't get online very much right now. Besides my older brother is coming to visit me )arriving this evening), and I don't know if he'd approve of some of the wooing that's going on. Wink

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