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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:32 pm |
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@ Bankster. Talk about weird. I saw your post and that was the song that popped into my head.
I'm not taking part in all this wooing lark as I have this fear, summed up by this NSFW song
Actually I'm only joking. I will be wooing this year. The object of my love and desire is made you look. |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:39 am |
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@Huntington: Yes, you are there to open the pickle jars, squash bugs and take out the trash.
Other options include fixing the leaking faucet in the basement wash tub, installing the gas fireplace, replacing the dining room light fixture, refinishing the hardwood floors and writing poetry/stories just for me.
If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:47 am |
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I'm wooing, but in a more laid back who really cares style after the fiasco from last year. The party was brilliant though, but ok, this year, I'm working on a lurve interest.
Wanted, woman to go catfishing , drink beer, cook a fishfry in a cut down 44gal drum,
Trailer trash welcome, also any other females that can scale gut and fillet fish
Don't rush the thread, pm in confidence. |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:59 am |
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/\/\ Am intrigued Irish, I do have my own pole and tackle box but only a 60 gallon metal drum and I don't do the gutting part, only the cooking.
That being said, a guy who can noodle a catfish, now there is a guy near and dear to my heart. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:16 am |
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laid-back irish wrote: |
Trailer trash welcome |
I am here and ready to be woo'd in a who-really-cares (but sincere) manner.
Like Merry, I am a non-starter on the gutting part though. Can I interest you in a good smoked pork butt? |
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irishemigrant
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:33 am |
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The Queen Of the Trailer Park wrote: |
I am here and ready |
Hell, I don't mind gutting a few fish, or a lot of fish, so long as the beer keeps coming, the dogs get looked after, and my best flannel shirt gets washed once in a while, or whenever.
Anyone seen my Cale Yarborough Sweatshirt? Man I've had that one a long time. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:43 am |
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the one man that really knows how to woo me wrote: |
...the beer keeps coming... |
Tell me your favorite and I will have it always iced and ready for you.
the possible King of my Trailer wrote: |
...the dogs get looked after, and my best flannel shirt gets washed once in a while, or whenever. |
Check and check.
In fact, I was just outside with my Red Ryder BB gun shooting a possum in the shed. I dare someone to be more white trashy than that. (At least for tonight!)
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:45 am |
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I would imagine that pellet gun would be very ineffective against a possum, especially if it's not a CO2 powered one.
Now, about that butt. The pork butt that is. |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:48 am |
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Well, SSA, the possum left. I was trying to avoid collateral damage tonight since all my work is in the shed. But tomorrow, I will start working on a better plan. And hopefully one that involves more fire power. Care to help me explore my options?
Yes, let's do talk about butt. Show me yours and I'll show you mine? |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:54 am |
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I prefer mine rubbed with seasoning, slow cooked over hickory for a few hours then served in a vinegar based sauce on a bun. North Carolina style of course.
As for firepower, a .22 pistol will take care of possums, and unwelcome suitors. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:12 am |
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Hmmmmm, this conversation is making me all warm and tingly!
Here is the rub I use:
With a motto like that, you know it's good!
I smoke mine over apple and use a REAL sauce, tomato-based, naturally. Of course, for my Valentine, I might consider vinegar.
A .22, eh? Got any suggestions? This possum has bit 2 of my cats and I want him dead. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:20 am |
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I used to use one of these when I was a kid for shooting rats and other farm pests, it works wonders on a possum, especially if you go with hollowpoints.
Or I could just wrap myself in a bow and come over there to dispose of it for you. Now that's Southern love right there. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:55 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
Or I could just wrap myself in a bow and come over there to dispose of it for you. Now that's Southern love right there. |
I got cold beer! I'll be waiting!
Now if you would just call me darlin'. I melt when I hear a Southern boy say that word. :sigh: |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:04 am |
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"Dahling, I just killed a possum for you". Now that's romance. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:11 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:26 am |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:07 am |
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irishemigrant wrote: |
Don't rush the thread, pm in confidence. |
Naa Aaaah Irish, your dalliances need to be in public. None of this PM stuff. It just isn't fair.
Dora the bewildered Explorer wrote: |
This possum has bit 2 of my cats and I want him dead. |
This may take a bit of time, but it WILL work. Give your cat rabies...
@ DQ
Dear DramaQueen
Your words were so keen.
I am sorry you got the wrong message
In the VD thread of last year.
This exercise seems to bring a tear.
Some even turn to beer.
I am certain your lovely visage
Is filled with sheen.
The art of the woo,
Is often between more than two.
My heart is so big,
I want to give a shout out
To Ms Redshoe.
Don't be alarmed
I have never harmed.
And I have never charmed.
more than a dozen.
I wouldn't want you to worry,
With weeks to go there is no hurry.
The are of the woo
Is something all can do.
If this message seem vague,
It is because I don't like to beg.
I don't want to seem too greedy
When it is right I will be speedy. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:15 am |
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I'm just popping in to say Hi!
and to see how many times PN edits that one
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:03 am |
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^^^ Well Hi to you big boy. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:30 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:52 pm |
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Well helllooooooo devil_woman! |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:01 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
Eater ladies!
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I would gladly let them eat me... |
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Badgerbait
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Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:01 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
Eater ladies!
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It's just not a good picture...you're not in it. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:45 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:32 pm |
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À ma très chère Ima, voici une chanson d'amour pour toi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxa1ciP5Ht8
Comme le titre indique, je te veux.
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