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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate to admit it and wont be telling Ralph, but just quietly, I think I have managed to teach him some wooing techniques Cool

I had a few minutes to spare so decided that in honour of Vday I would give a gift to all those with a love pet

2 versions of the same poem, one dedicated to Sweety, the other to use on our pets

First, for our pets;
Quote:
Sweetcheeks you are beautiful and perfect in every way
I keep loving you more and more each and every day
You are my princess and you will always be mine
Even just knowing you makes me feel so define

Your hair so long and golden your chest so bare,
I look so forward to when you and I can share
You meen everything to me,everything I have
I offer all of it to you if you will only have my sav

Dareling Sweety I am sure you will know who I am
A secret admirer from afar and my name is not Cam
I will love you and I will forever even if you so no
but give me a chance and I will warm you from the snow

Beautiful Sweety I can be nothing without you
Give me a chance an you will see that this is what I wil ldo
I will love you forever, the promise i make are true
Sweety forever and ever,I am going to love you

names of course can be changed to suit your baits


The version we dont show our pets

Quote:
Sweetcheeks you are beautiful and perfect in every way
I keep loving you more and more each and every day
You are my princess and you will always be mine
Even just knowing you makes me feel so devine

Your hair so long and golden, a smile that sparkles like gold
I look so forward to when it is you that I can always hold
My Beautiful princess, I so much love to see you shine
I would do anything to see you sparkle, and make to you mine

Dareling Sweet princess I am sure you will know who I am
A secret admirer from afar and my name is not Cam
I will love you and I will forever even if you say no
but give me a chance and I will warm you from the snow

Beautiful Sweety I can be nothing without you
Give me a chance and you will see that this is what I wil ldo
I will love you forever, the promises i make are true
Sweety forever and ever, I am going to love you

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"sigh"






"sigh"





"sigh"

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ima -- I don't normally air dirty laundry, but I thought this was disturbing enough that I should warn you. Jose was messaging me yesterday asking me if I knew of any good online pharmacies in the States that could get him a bulk discount on this drug I'd never heard of before: Valtrex. In case you're not familiar (and I'm sure you are not), here is a link to the website describing the drug's indications: VALTREX and Genital Herpes Information.

I share this information as I am your friend.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\/\ Rolling Eyes


ETA> Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
and I'm very excited


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Mr. Multiple personality disorder: Thanks for the gentle let down.

@Ghost: Re: the first youtube link: Laughing Laughing

You're not going to go all rabbit boiler on me again, are you?

@Razor: Thanks for the heads up and for calling me friend. Wink Were you hoping for a youtube song too? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB2gPZRsz0Q
You do realize that "VD thread" in this context is supposed to mean Valentine's Day? Laughing I'd probably more likely to post youtube videos that aren't rated G if we weren't discussing genital afflictions.


I really think I need to stop posting in this thread before I get myself in trouble. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Cough coughinessness.

Wink

About (Mr MPD) - me and Noid have him sedated and straightjerketed - for his own and this forums safety/sanity.

If the blue pills don't work - it will be the red ones - and administered by NN herself. - shudder.

It is a thankfully rare pheromone imbalance caused by overly sniffing Sweety Spooner's perfume.

Maybe a few pics of cats/socket sets will help - and please try to block out any sudden yelps of pain - they are delusionary also.

Laughing Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Sigh"

So many women, so little time, and just little old me to satisfy their needs and desires.

I guess I had better get started.

Okay Ladies, form an orderly queue.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I see the mudslinging and slander has started early this year. Honestly, JMR, do you feel so threatened that you must resort to such vulgar tactics? This display of dishonorable behavior is completely unnecessary since I have not yet announced the object of my woos. Laughing

There are plenty of lovely ladies about. Or could it be that you fear that when weighed in the balances you may be found wanting? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Hitch Hiker, are you sure you can manage, what with the pain in your diodes all down the left hand side?


Or maybe its not just your brain that's the size of a planet?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
@Ghost: Re: the first youtube link: Laughing Laughing


That was so you Laughing You soul taker and love faker you.

Quote:
You're not going to go all rabbit boiler on me again, are you?


You know I could never hurt an animal.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
I see the mudslinging and slander has started early this year. Honestly, JMR, do you feel so threatened that you must resort to such vulgar tactics? This display of dishonorable behavior is completely unnecessary since I have not yet announced the object of my woos. Laughing

There are plenty of lovely ladies about. Or could it be that you fear that when weighed in the balances you may be found wanting? Twisted Evil


As a Moderator, I have a greater duty to the public good. Apart from my wit, charm and cooking abilities, I in fact do have a very strong sense of honor, and call me a male chauvinist, but protecting all the good women of Eater from unsavory opportunists who may or may not be disease-ridden, is just part of who I am. Ima is subjected to you in so many forums that I fear her repeated good natured indulgence of your ramblings might be taken by you as genuine expression of interest, and I thought it best to nip that in the bud (and of course protect her health).

As you have announced that no woman is beyond the reach of your inflamed grasp, consider yourself warned ... sir ... that I shall not countenance any ill intentions directed at any of Eater's fairer sex.

@Ima -- thank you very much for the video. It was very heart-warming. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Careful JMR, that's how she gets her hooks into you. Once she does, well... you'll never be the same.

She is tricky, tricky.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am so sorry Kate, I must not have gotten the buckles as tight as I should have. I was gazing upon your beauty and thinking what it would be like... Embarassed


I shall single handedly catch Mr. MPD by his pitards...

Shocked


I have to admit that I was also having LovelyVisions of Eater ladies flocking to my hovel to hear the woords of poetry that so easily slip from my lips. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I dedicate this song to someone (not Ima)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnkjCm8ghI0

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Huntington wrote:
Merry Widow wrote:
To make things easy, I enjoy homecooked meals, walking the dog in the park and gardening.


You can cook me meals walk my dog and do my gardening, this is sounding like a great deal so far, do i need to do anything?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JMRazor wrote:
As a Moderator, I have a greater duty to the public good. Apart from my wit, charm and cooking abilities, I in fact do have a very strong sense of honor, and call me a male chauvinist, but protecting all the good women of Eater from unsavory opportunists who may or may not be disease-ridden, is just part of who I am. Ima is subjected to you in so many forums that I fear her repeated good natured indulgence of your ramblings might be taken by you as genuine expression of interest, and I thought it best to nip that in the bud (and of course protect her health).

As you have announced that no woman is beyond the reach of your inflamed grasp, consider yourself warned ... sir ... that I shall not countenance any ill intentions directed at any of Eater's fairer sex.


Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

You amuse me. The ladies here are not the naive, defenseless little bunnies that you imagine them to be. They are capable, intelligent, abstractly beautiful and more importantly, well aware of your prolific philandering and feigned chivalry.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My statement about Ima putting hooks into you was said in haste. It was inaccurate. Honestly, Ima is a very nice and sweet person.

This song is for the girl of my dreams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLpMQG9S9fA

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have decided to limit myself to three valentines. You may begin to whoo me. Only serious businessmens/baiter apply.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Jose, you tell 'im! Very Happy You do have a way with words. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, hello Titania. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona - some sweets for the sweet...


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Warning!!!!

Ladies of Eater. The post above is a trap! I have had a few "encounters" with Badgerbait and he does not have any honorable intentions. Don't eat anything he puts out for you.

I repeat, Don't eat anything he put out for you!


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I Except for a nominal fee, I will custom write some of my award winning poetry custom for you and your desire of affection.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dearest Nurse Nasty, while you are waiting on your Valentine/Valentines to woo you.
I got you a couple of outfits to wear that might speed it up a little bit.
Since we only have a month to go, we gotta hurry....
I just know you will look stunning in them, yum yum Wink
I know how you love skirts.


Image


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Also I got a pair of shoes that could swing for both outfits I think, just trying to be a little thrifty you know, hope you don't mind.
I know how you love heels too! (Yes they had size 13, I got your back sweety)

Image


Also everyone knows that having a sweet puppy to walk around usually helps draw attention and make conversation.
So I got you this cute little darling puppy to show off to your new Valentine.
He would really like it if your Valentine could play a little rough with him.
It brings out his sweet temperment.

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Cheers Smile


@ParaNoid, don't write poetry for others,lol. Let them fend for themselves.
I know you always write the best poetry. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Dramaqueen! Wink

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