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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:25 pm |
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I'm all for that Irish! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:40 am |
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Awe Badger, there is so much of you to love that I wanted to share you.
Plus, wasn't going to be around alot.
Happy Valentine's Day to all my sweethearts.
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:27 am |
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Happy Valentine's Day airnip, love the avatar, such a romatic view. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:07 pm |
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Nothing like the taste of day-old chum and loneliness to remind you it's the 15th of February. Hope all of you ladies were able to find a decent guy among the sub-par dudes who didn't come fishing. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:39 pm |
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The fishing trip was okay. I got a bit sunburned though. Anyone got some Aloe Vera sunburn cream?
@mr.scissiorkick, I tired putting Grey Poupon on the sandwich and it didn't help at all.
At least my heard ain't broke...
I will say that 23 hours on a boat with half a dozen smelly unshaven guys with chum and beer breath, leaves me wanting for some kindness.
To all who wore themselves out yesterday, Wake Up and Bait! |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:05 am |
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'Noid, I don't think you are supposed to eat the chum...something about bait, I think. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:01 am |
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If you can still stand me ParaNoid, come here and I will put some Aloe on your sunburn.
It's the least I can do for you, I will be gentle. ((Hugs))
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I was kicked in the head by a donkey? |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:18 am |
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ParaNoid wrote: |
I will say that 23 hours on a boat with half a dozen smelly unshaven guys with chum and beer breath, leaves me wanting for some kindness.
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I resemble that. I was the only one who had shaved. ANd my breath smelt of whiskey not beer. |
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you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
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Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:06 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:41 pm |
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Now that the Valentines shitfest is over for another year, it gives me great pleasure to lock this thread.
Believe me: it's for your own good. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:44 am |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:46 am |
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^^I tried to help him, but he's a hard case.
I fear he needs more love than a Hallmark holiday can offer. We need to show him the love all year round. A simple PM every now and then with a sweet nothing should do the trick. Here are some suggestions, but feel free to improvise:
"A squirrel without nuts is like me without you."
"Are you going to stop all of this shitfuckery and kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?"
"Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the squirrel of my dreams."
"If you love me, call me an unhetero, cock-wallet, fuckwit."
Edit: Aw crap, I hit unlock instead of submit. Oh well, no way to undo that. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased.
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:03 am |
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VD regret list:
We didn't take Corona on our Fishing trip.
I didn't know there was Whiskey.
We didn't invite Slightly.
I didn't check the menu.
VD enjoyment list:
Thank you DQ. A little to the left.
The chocolates.
A warm shower.
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:33 am |
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I think by next year I'll have a better handle on who's male around here and will be able to wooo with confidence... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:36 am |
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^^^I thought Slightlyoutofit was male for the longest time. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:46 am |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:48 am |
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^The more you know... |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:16 am |
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Slightly!
I still love ya!
Next year, will you fine GF's let me know if one of my lovers is yours in RL?
PM will do!
Edit, at one point JM said:
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Everyone stay away from Jose. |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:09 am |
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Razor can say whatever he wants, but I'll have you all know that he and I had a wonderful weekend in the Caribbean together. |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:02 am |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:49 am |
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^^ Me too... though it'd certainly explain a lot! (<--Ever so slightly NSFW)
But to get back to the next big event coming up... |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Posted:
Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:30 am |
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Dammit!!! I was going to reply to Luckey's crappy post but hit the lock button by mistake. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:09 pm |
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Nope, I don't think you did -- seems unlocked to me.
@Jose -- ! Luckily the video is private and no one can see you in your leather chaps.... |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:13 pm |
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Is this thread staying open until next year? |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:47 pm |
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Listen, y'all. This is really important.
After his sweeping blow above, Slightly felt a bit bad. During a long, tearful talk on the phone he eventually opened up a bit and explained his feelings to me. I told him to talk about it in the open, but he'd rather club himself to death with a wooden spoon than show weakness amongst those who can hurt him the most, his beloved Eater friends. I finally convinced him to let me write an explanation in his name.
So, on SOOI's behalf, I present you this. According to his wishes I picked a duet by two Swiss artists about wanting to love somebody but being scared of it. If we lower the bar a bit it might even qualify as a belated VD woo.
(Apologies for the bad quality, I had to do this in a hurry.)
Thank you so much for caring... also in the name of a tormented, dried-out soul looking to finally come out of the closet. Now go and give SOOI the love and support he so desperately craves! |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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